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Yeah, you like that

God I fucking love Delaware

old pro golf, circus course. dogs, rehoboth beach, delaware, 1985

The unreasonable fear I have is that I'll be forgotten after a pass. Kinda inevitable right? I think my bigger fear is being immortalized in the AI chat program

I really can't get over how the recent post about these chocolate bars are just advertising. They'll sell you a tombstone but not before slapping an ad on it

No one says in a past life they fell out of a guard tower

I hope they add cigarettes in casualties unknown. Shit they got fent

I should do a bunch of Adderall and write reviews on all my favorite spots

Certified grey muzzle (I have scrapple on my face)

Yes how do I wear overalls without looking like I back the Bluey

You why the fuck are people starting to call screaming Nazi shots YN's? Obviously YN is worse because you aren't even saying the words! Do we think screaming Nazi shots are political?

I just want to use a straight razor on my whole body. They exfoliate so well

How do you trim your ass hair without it turning every fart into an LRAP (Long Range Acoustic Poot)

I don't believe in the death penalty except for people who save parking spaces

Product safety is not always like the movies. Here, we have resources.

It seems like when we get close to election season I always see stuff online about race mixing.

I really want a pet rat but the fat nuts and their short life span

Damn, I'll never be a busty fox with mechanical limbs

You'd think playing viva pinata as a kid would translate in some way of how I'm a furry but I just like getting hit with a shovel

In 5 years some coffee company is gonna use the slogan "Our coffee, your choice"

This setup sucked donkey dong but it sure looks good!

Coastal Erosion? On my beach?!

This is Stella, I have just sworn fealty to her.

Jerry! They put mayonnaise on my racism cheese steaks!

You may think that big bulge in your art is hot but I've grown numb to anything the Internet considers vaguely safe for work. You really need to push the envelope and show the thinnest of fabric going across the frenulum.

I wanna see a horse on ketamine

Visited my version of hell last night but they had hot wheels so it was okay. I didn't get attacked by shelves of dolls so that's a win.

Snotting

I like Halloween because i feel like I can be the filthy consumerist I am without any of the guilt!

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I really don't enjoy when I can sus out when someone is engagement farming to subtly advertise their onlyfans. Kinda makes you wonder what really isn't an advertisement anymore.

The cat I had growing up would make such loud slurping noises while cleaning his asshole

I can't believe they gentrified Newports

Oooo a rainy day and the Beth's is like a rainy day with coffee and menthols

I got blue cheese for salads which means I'm just eating a blue cheese right now