Cass Anderson

People on here will post anything. “Scott Calvin got some fits off.”

Them: "I saw you at the botanical gardens 'Christmas Lights in Bloom' last night and you didn't say hi" What I saw with astigmatism:

The new PXG Lightning Metalwoods are pure ⚡️🔥

Drink #beer from the can

Yeah sex is cool but have you ever seen a duck proudly waddle across the street and stop traffic in both directions?

7 days until the @phish.com from Vermont hits the road. Carini it is.

US pioneers restoration of deep water corals damaged by country’s worst oil spill

The transformation between 'those are the ugliest shoes I've ever seen in my life' to having 3 pairs of OnClouds and never wearing anything else is a very slippery slope.

Adirondack hikers get lost on mushrooms

The Free Speech Administration throwing down arguably the biggest sledgehammer against free thought and association in my lifetime.

My kindergartener is about to win the award for reading the most books of any kid in his grade. Which is awesome. And doubly awesome bc we had to move his school in December and he beat every other kid in just half a year. #ProudDad

After learning through TikTok that gingers are black, I need to know where us daywalkers stand

Me vs 100 IPAs at this Grateful Dead cover band tonight

My dog got invited to another dog's birthday party at daycare and she 100% thinks it's her birthday and not this doodle fella named Holden #puppies #bskydogs

Vatican City after electing the first American pope #PopeLeoXIV

He's A Middle Age Jam Band Fan Who Went To Both #Beyonce Cowboy Carter Tour And #TaylorSwift Eras Tour—Here’s What Blew His Mind About Both...by @brandonwenerd.bsky.social READ: brobible.com/culture/arti...

Linda McMahon, Secretary of Education, sent Harvard a letter. They graded it. Bwahahaha.

Lies from the NYT Spelling Bee. All lies.

Been all in on Stars + Honey bars for a few months but I'm willing to give these David bars a shot.

And now, a note on Bill Owens who, until this past week, was the executive producer of 60 Minutes. We’ll be back next week with another edition of 60 Minutes.

Winnie caught the good light on our walk @darthbluesky.bsky.social 🐕 🌅 #bskydogs #puppy #greatpyr #anatolianshepherd

So has @phish-ftr.bsky.social given up on posting live set lists? I used to wake up and check my phone first thing for last night's show during west coast swings. But looks like radio silence since Mexico and yes, I already follow all the other ppl tweeting in real time

Steelhead #trout rescued from #Palisades fire spawn in their new Santa Barbara County home - phys.org/news/2025-04...

Was not prepared this morning for #NYTGames to give the anxiety of choosing a trivial avatar that I will likely never change and which will become ingrained in my daily routine forever now

Let's go Bolts ⚡️ ⚡️⚡️

Ben is short for Bench Press, not Benjamin.

Unfortunately realizing my #golf life has peaked for the foreseeable future. 8 rounds at #BandonDunes + my first visit to #TheMasters within 2 weeks.... don't know how I can top that run... taking suggestions for golf trip + Open Championship in the future. Might just have to run it back

This.

"Dejesus said he was studying for a final exam that he had in an hour trying to drown out the chaos, but it got “much more serious” when a student who lived through the Parkland shooting entered the room.“He was like, ‘Man, I never thought this would happen again’ www.tallahassee.com/story/news/l...

I've never wanted to franchise something more in my life

A movie that takes place where you're from.

Thomas Ian Nicholas aka 'Kevin' from 'American Pie' has started playing a version of Bowling For Soup's '1985' with #AmericanPie lyrics that is such a throwback to 1999 it's perfect #music -- brobible.com/culture/arti...

Whoever wrote this IMDB bio was ready to take the gloves off

Tax Day sucks but at least you can get buffalo shrimp at @hooters.bsky.social for only $4.15 today, so there's that.

Based off last year's RBC Heritage OWGR results (they'll be different, I know)... If Rory wins this week, Scottie Scheffler would need to finish 2nd in order to maintain his #1 ranking in the world and it would be a virtual tie at the top. Anything else and McIlroy is #1. #PGATour #Golf

The vibes from Rory's camp this morning:

Haven't been this excited for a day of The Masters since yesterday... brought home some snacks from the course. My grandma's cheese straws were better though.

The amount of hate mail I've received from dipshits mad I wrote an article calling it 'gulf of Mexico' like I'm not a second generation Floridian raised on an island in the Gulf of Mexico is insane. These performative political bitches are driving me insane.

Watching Bryson in his Tuesday practice round, last guy on the course and the sun was going down, he hit the same 12ft putt 4 times on the 18th hole. Missed it every time. I hope that doesn't haunt him today.

Hang it in the Louvre

I'm not not read to run through a wall from the Rory hype right now

Wild how it feels as if Justin Rose isn't even in this tournament anymore with how Rory and Bryson are cooking.

One thing about The Masters I wish they'd tell more people is the signature cocktail, The Azalea, is only served in the clubhouse and Berckmans Place... Signature cocktail and it's only for the V'est of VIPs.

I'm no expert but that seems pretty fucking good for Rory McIlroy

This is shaping up to be the best Saturday at The Masters in a lonnnnnng time. Really wishing I was out there today. Tuesday was a dream come true. I gotta go back.

POV: you're bathing an elephant at an elephant sanctuary that has figured out they can charge people $$$$ to bathe the #elephants which legally have to be bathed once a day and really enjoy bathtime

China this. Tariffs that. Neither side has released a diss track yet and I just think that's really disappointing.