Crankulus

Crankulus

@crankulus.bsky.social

Today is the tomorrow of yesterday. Mostly here for amusing nonsense. Also a formerly proud, now betrayed, navy vet.

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I literally don’t know a single woman who hasn’t been raped, stalked, groped, harassed, or sexually violated in some way at some point in their life. If you choose to doubt and dox survivors, just know every woman in your life is disgusted by you.

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Scientists have successfully induced ennui in lab rats. Now whenever the rats are put in a maze they just sit there muttering "pourquoi..." and smoking gauloises. Scientists have confirmed the rats were not previously french. It's also unclear where they got the cigarettes

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Trump continues to claim that American elections are “rigged” & “stolen”—w/out providing evidence that a fraudulent vote changed the outcome of the 2020 election. But let’s be clear: THIS is what trying to steal an election looks like. Impeach. Convict. Remove.

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Isn't it weird that this week a currently sitting president had to pay a woman MILLIONS of dollars for *raping* (and defaming) her—and the media has forgotten all about it? There was a time that this would have been the ONLY story—until the rapist was driving from office.

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"Members of the group Patriot Front ride the metro as a commuter looks on, during the 250th anniversary of U.S. independence in Washington, D.C., U.S., July 4, 2026. REUTERS/Cheney Orr"