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Grandpa woke up but he is still living in his dream.

Did he just can the handler a tinpot dictator ... Someone is getting the boss call. How dare you say such things about dear Putin.

Happy Pirate Bay Monday Canadian NHL fans. May your connections never faulter and nothing but the highest of bit rates. #NHL #SportsNet #SportsBet

Juraj Slafkovský, first question tonight, asked what he will remember from the outdoor game experience: “That we had no power plays, I think that’s what I’ll remember the most. I wanted to play power play outdoors, didn’t have a chance.” Never cracked a smile. S-tier sense of humour.

This is funny. The USA has a puppet as an ambassador to Canada and he likes to tell Canada to not interfere with USA elections... or else... BUT HERE IS THEIR FUCKSTAIN JUST OPENLY ELECTION INTEREFERRING IN ISRAEL'S ELECTION.

With the injuries mounting... the #Habs are digging in... I hate to say it... but Fowler is the starter. It is his job to lose. Until he is costing you games, there is no reason to start anyone else except for back-to-backs. OTL - RegW - RegW. Good week... started badly. #GoHabsGo

Perfectly timed penalty... right at the end of the game... just in time to blow yet another two goal lead... #GoHabsGo

The Republican is listed with a similar name BUT it is denoted that he IS the Republican candidate. The other, with a similar name, has nothing after their name listing which party they are in. IF THIS CONFUSES YOU... DIE - cause at this point you'd drink poison without knowing.

All it would take, for the GOP, is to get one person to say they were confused. Just one person. That person's name would be Mole Hill. And they would make a mountain over them. That would be their justification. That would be their "they are eating our cats and dogs" moment. Then the next state

Says the only developed nation that doesn't have universal healthcare that provides healthcare... to everyone.

The BC Cons falling apart was a trogan horse to delicious for David Eby to resist. What a complete blunder. Well, B.C., this is your bed… enjoy laying in it.

One of those professionals, I guess, would Don Don himself... after all you don't expect a Nobel Peace Award for ending 73 wars in 8 hours, on a golf day, without being a professional deal maker.

These people he is talking about is the people that didn't know that dumb has a b in it.

France has brought in the anti-gang police in fear of the chess and drama clubs organizing.

Jacob Fowler with the Habs this season (5 games played): • 4 wins • 1 loss • 1 shutout • 1.94 GAA • .910 sv% • 3.3 GSAx • 21 years old

Chicago in shambles... No one knows what to do when Montreal has a 3 goal lead! #GoHabsGo

Referees being referees again and instead of policing the game they are just trying to alter the score. #GoHabsGo

Jake Evans is trying to turn into his spirit animal... that animal being Connor McDavid. 3 points so far this game. #GoHabsGo

CHICAGO HAS THEM WHERE THEY WANT THEM! A TWO GOAL LEAD! Please let me be wrong... #GoHabsGo

Chicago is getting a penalty ... It looked like the refs were letting everything Chicago was doing slide. Guess not. #GoHabsGo

Hutson did everything there to deny the backdoor pass. Left the puck handler up to Fowler. #GoHabsGo

Where'd this Jake Evans come from? I've missed him! #GoHabsGo

This is a great display of spending time in the sin bin... #GoHabsGo

Anderson... bro... you have to be burying those chances. You get paid to finish those chances. #GoHabsGo

Can't even complete neutral zone passes? oooof. #GoHabsGo

5 minutes into the third period. If the Canucks scored on every shot… the game would be tied 5-5. That is how Vancouver’s season is going.

Connor McDavid is currently at an over 3 points per game pace. 31 points. 10 games. 2 minutes left in overtime. 8 goals - 23 assist. This is getting crazy.

There are many "rules" at sporting events during anthems. Taking off headware, standing still, hand over heart, remaining quiet... If not doing any of this means you disrespect the nation... CALL OUT THE 100+ DISRESPECT in this video. OR the anthem is just his excuse to attack LeBron.

Iran won a court case against the USA over a decades old arms deal. The money that was sent by planes was Iran's money. It was shipped on planes because the USA made it so you couldn't wire the money. It had to be physically handed over. Iran was one of USA top customers for weapons (70's).

Well. The Montreal Canadiens have decided this will be the season where they break their record… of over 700 lost man hours. Nick Suzuki with a puck in the hand, I assume, will see him miss 2-4 weeks. #GoHabsGo #RecordBreakers

Who's ready for VPN Wednesday Night Hockey brought to you be Bet365 in association with FanDuel? #NHL

Jesus... Dobes you are already one foot into the doghouse and you decide to do that bullshit in overtime. Come on man... that is getting called 99 times out of a 100. This loss was on you... #GoHabsGo

I call this every game. This team is trash with 2 goal leads. They are trash on breakaways. They are trash on the powerplay. Something needs to change here. You cannot play an extra 20 periods of hockey, during the season, because you can't win in regulation. This is not sustainable. #GoHabsGo

When I saw it was Anderson on the breakaway, I changed channel. He wasn't going to score, even if the net was empty. #GoHabsGo

Hutson my boy... the league is catching on to you. Sometimes you just have to just ring around the boards instead of trying another highlight blueline dance. #GoHabsGo

Mr. ________day! Goal Goalfield! #Habs now have the dreaded 2 goal lead... #GoHabsGo

BREAKING: Darnell Nurse just announced his retirement from the NHL. Citing severe pain from getting deked out of his strap. That was nasty Juraj! #GoHabsGo

These are the guys that Nova Scotia's Premier Tim Houston is all giddy over building an AI Data Centre?

Grandpa gets confused with math... certainly percentages. Remember, reducing drug prices by 600%? This ignorant gnat thinks 1% is better than 10 to 25%.

This is going to turn into a circus... Remember, this is a guy who said, without laughing, "they are eating our cats and dogs". They already went crazy over Somalian daycare fraud in Minnesota that turned out to be false... Can someone blow the whistle on Trump's meme coins? or any of his crap?

When will the capitalist stop subsidizing the farmers… from corn, dairy, soybeans etc to now being able to put fuel in the machines. Amazing work. He’ll pass China soon. Or just end his war, stop these blanket tariffs…

United States of America should change their name. They are not even united. Divided is what they are. More fitting name would be Divided States Under Canada. They could even change their stars to maple leafs. Home values and incomes would rise with 50 little maple leafs flying over the front step.

English is not even the official language of the United States. An Executive Order, signed in 2025, is not law...

This is the mid-terms. The establishment is him. He is a member of the establishment.

On Tonight's 'Pirate Bay Monday Night Hockey' it is the Leafs vs Sharks. (Canada only)

Anyone who suggests that ending the war in Ukraine without a full Russian withdrawal will somehow save Ukrainian lives is either deeply misinformed or deliberately dishonest. I have been to Ukraine since the war started and have visited the scenes of the mass murders in Bucha and Irpan.

The first time in history that Donald Trump gave anyone an extra 3 and a half inches.

I don't know ... This should be run by a ... woman. Maybe even a team of women that is diverse to deal with the various differences in women's health? Nah... Let's get the guy that sounds like death and has many conspiracies. Like women shouldn't use Tylenol during pregnancy cause it causes autism.