Crystal Chambers ⭐️ Seattle

If your dream date is a mix of Pam Anderson, Jennifer Coolidge, and Stevie Nicks—then I’m your girl. 💋

Today is my birthday! Feeling very grateful for another beautiful year under my proverbial garter belt. Thank you to everyone who’s made this year so special! I’ve added a few birthday gifts to my wishlist, for those inclined to spoil. Love, Your favorite Scorpio ❤️‍🔥🥂🫶🏻🦪🍣🍰

Can someone PLEASE put me in the same room with Avery this trip

Call me an artist

they say “ego is the enemy” but I’m pretty sure the real enemy is actually censorship #oursky

Is it just me or does twitter feel like America and Bsky feels like Canada?

Ugh, my phone autocorrected Stevie to Steve. No offense to all the good Steves out there but I am not like you. 😇

Okay I know I said Pam, Jennifer, and Steve but I’m a little Kim too.

Absolutely iconic photo!!

Shane Gillis came out with his humiliation fetish in a very weird way.

The internet is having fun

this is who you’re sending that “hey u avail?” email to

STG I’m Clarkina Kent 🤓

Hey, what’s the angle here?

I’m outta town! No paparazzi, no paparazzi! No calls, no texts. The only way you’ll get a hold of me is via email/my booking form until 9/29. 😎📸💋

Wish I was in New York while these hotties are together! Go book yourself a double trouble good time!

Considering the trolly problem… have they ever thought to just stop the trolly? 🤷‍♀️

Waiting patiently for you to book me for October 🍒

Thanks to PBS, I now know the egg did in fact come first.

Shout out to KEXP for saying ‘Free Palestine’ continuously, supporting and playing artists, especially Palestinian artists, Black artists, Indigenous artists from across the world who are all advocating for a world free of oppression through their music. Art is essential to how we get free.

Fuck yes Macklemore. Beautiful statement. Also, aside about him as a person, a friend used to work at a restaurant in Seattle he used to go to often. Apparently he was an extremely generous tipper. So just a good fucking guy all around.

Happy birthday to meeeeeee! 👑 Here’s my wishlist: Donations to Lavender Rights Project Tickets to the opera And marigoldgift.com/crystalchamb...

Selfie museum was such a cute date idea!!

Eating a giant bowl of pastaroni while watching Chef’s Table is 👩🏼‍🍳💋

It’s my birthday month! I’m so grateful for those who’ve already reached out to plan our celebrations together. I put together a new little wishlist if you wanted to send me something! Xoxo 💋💋💋 marigoldgift.com/crystalchamb...

Saint of Tennessee and the lgbt. Her legacy, her memory, tangible and unforgettable.

The blessed little black dress! Show me yours?

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Summertime…💛☀️

Omg yes please! I am super happy to move our date planning correspondence to signal. I actually prefer it! Discretion is key for you and me. 💋

And by color I mean irl. 🥰