Avery Simone 🌸 NYC 11/4-11/8 🌸 NOLA & Beyond 🌸

Really want to see The Devils for a second time while it’s still in theaters ! Who’s taking me?

Ok who’s sponsoring my birthday omakase dinner? 👀 $velvetdreamsss 🍣

Ok who’s sponsoring my birthday omakase dinner? 👀 $velvetdreamsss 🍣

Love a man who is invested in my coziness 🥺🎁

Elvira was in my dream last night, so I guess it’s officially fall 🎃🎃

Tickets to Modest Mouse, dinner and dessert 😇 He knows how to spoil himself *and* the two of us @lillyarlette.bsky.social

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There’s really nothing like the feeling when you first realize the chemistry is going to be off the charts. One short flight and an incredible first date later, and I’m already dreaming of the next time we meet. Thanks for the perfect evening (and the early birthday gift!

The vintage shopping gods have been blessing me with a lot of incredible leather lately, but NOLA weather hasn’t gotten the memo about it being fall yet. Thinking about making a little visit to NYC (and perhaps a night in DC too?) in November…

I had the incredible fortune of running into Rose in the wild recently and… I think it’s very important that we are brought together again ASAP. 😍

Still smiling from an extremely special 48 hours of princess treatment in Seattle, celebrating an anniversary with a sweetie (you know who you are 😉). Yes, that’s a hot tub boat (!!)

Hi ✨🧚🏻

Cursed group halloween costume idea: the cringey corporate artwork people on the Tr*st homepage banner

He knows what I like (pancakes and a late checkout)

If I made an appearance in NYC this fall…. would you take me to see Bowen Yang in Oh Mary…?

“You attract what you fear” Oh noooo Sephora gift card, a secure attachment style and a dozen oysters nooo!!!!!! Ahhh!!!

I am breaking my silence. I feel like I don’t get enough recognition for having extremely cute and kissable feet. It’s messed up, actually.

Just learned Gillian Anderson is pansexual and into “women with nice bottoms and collarbones”. Gillian if you can read this please contact me immediately

Pavlovian response except it’s my ***** throbbing every time I get an email from Marigold 🥵

Shopping dates have a special place in my heart 🙂‍↕️🥰

Tiny martinis (hand for scale) and a life changing olive oil / black pepper / manchego cake - safe to say I have a new restaurant to obsess over 😍

Beautiful, inside and out. One of my biggest heroes. Thank you Dolly ❤️🕊️

New Orleans, I’m home! Let’s celebrate. 🥂 (I’ve also just updated my wishlist for those who’d like to wish me a warm welcome back from afar 😘)

Third base: I take you to my favorite photo booth 🎞️

NYC: I have some unexpected free time tomorrow and have been completely unable to stop dreaming of the burger/martini combo at Balthazar since the last time I was there. If you’re thinking what I’m thinking, get in touch 😏💌

Made it to NYC and am getting my priorities straight immediately (shopping, pedicure, and a sweet treat with a beautiful girl) $velvetdreamsss to contribute to the sweet treat fund 🫶🏻🍒🧋🍧

Very excited to come back to NYC this weekend ❤️💌

Newsletter is out! Check your spam, babe 🥂

NYC, see you next week! I’ll be visiting 8/15-8/19, seeking recs on where to find the best oyster happy hour 🥂🦪

Heaven is real

Reminder that I am built like this and I have a kind and virtuous heart

Phenomenal tasting menu / cocktail pairing at Moon Rabbit, with even better company ✨

having a very weimar-era girl summer (enjoying avant garde art and culture, practicing rampant bisexuality, wearing antique 100% silk negligee, fearing the rise of fascism)

NYC and DC in late August and San Francisco in late September? It’s more likely than you might think… 💌

Studies show I would look extremely cute sitting across the dinner table in either of these. Do with that information what you will.