Chuck Topley

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Ideally, that plot doesn't involve Kyle, until well after it's over! JESSICA CRUZ: Oh, Kyle, I'm so sorry: your girlfriend isn't dead anymore, but she's SUPER evil. I saw her eat a puppy. KYLE: ...what? GUY: Oh, geez, you're not the rookie anymore, Kyle. Suck it up and stop crying.

"Talkback" is incredibly mean-spirited and brutal; I drokking love it.

I'm a native Montanan, and I hate to see that juiceless couchfucker on my home turf. Then I remember that Montana's big get from the Trump admin was gonna be...a bombing range. Ooh. Don't let 'em say Daddy never gave you nothin'.

Damnit. "The Deadly Years" was playing when I found out. Not a great one, but great bits from Koenig there. I hope they ran out of samples, buddy.

Name a piece of comic art that occasionally wanders into your head unannounced and makes you smile. #comics

I wish Larry Hama had done dozens of those "dinner with Serpentor" strips. DR. MINDBENDER: (Increasingly agitated) You can't possibly be telling me the Battle of Agincourt was decided by a game of horse! SERPENTOR: No, no, no, of course not...but yes.

Bad Art response to bad art

Pornography. Next question.

I accidentally turned on the local news: they had the same breaking news theme going that they would for a new pope or a new war, because two local ball players were getting another year to play. Which...I'm sure that's good for them, but settle down.

WE are in the final hours of the @oglaf.bsky.social Book Five Kickstarter and we just dropped the last stretch goal, probably! Unless something wildly unexpected happens! www.kickstarter.com/projects/top...

I want the radiation they shot Steve Lombard full of for his bum knee! If it creates an invisible..ish...monster to hassle the rest of you, that's just a bonus.

It's said the unexamined life isn't worth living, but the overexamined life ain't great shakes either.

Economics is astrology for the unfuckable. Same bullshit, but with much lower showmanship requirements.

Man, I'm not usually a "Return" guy, but... OK, you can probably draw a straight line from Bob Uecker to Liberty Biberty, but still.

This, only dumber. Much, much dumber. (Ideally, more empathy would be a good thing; but lines of badly written code are being given more grace than huge batches of people, so...)

No matter where you shop, you're getting screwed by Amazon. Amazon has found a way to make everything you buy - at Target, at a mom-and-pop shop, even direct from the manufacturer - more expensive. And they're not the only one: Expedia's done the same thing, but for hotel rooms.

I have more than a couple Man-Thing figures, but I'd buy another if it came with fists clutching Mari and Rann.

No, no, you were right the first time.

Doomsday Nightcrawler

OK, I kinda feel bad for this crack today; since turns out Nicholas Cage has good principles and refused Amazon's AI BS. It's fun to have fun, but he seems like a good guy!

Watch the music video for “Stakes Is High” now playing in 4K! www.youtube.com/watch?v=radJ... Pre-order Stakes Is High 30th Anniversary Edition available October 23rd on vinyl, CD and digitally. link.wearedelasoul.com/stakes-is-hi...

Bonus points if said Superman figure can look up! Like, at all.

In one of the old V miniseries, there's an industrial accident, where a worker's hand is frozen--and then shattered. (At least, that's how I remember it!)

It came to me in a dream. #comics

Am I capable? Cooking: good for me, you don't want it Whistle: Nope Draw: not enough Paint: not enough Swim: sure English: Now with swears! Dance: occasionally Sing: badly Drive: Yes Gifting: not bad Write: to amuse myself! Guitar: No Speaking: a delightful voice, that I'll never podcast

She was one of a kind. Incomparable.

"Skydance"? You mean, falling? (Seriously, it's insanely frustrating that more and more things that I enjoy are now owned by entities that don't take care of them, or even seem to want to make money with them.)

Tron Day? Sure, why not. #TronDay

"It was I, Baron Mordo, the one who has vowed to destroy you! And not the other Baron Mordo who's relatively indifferent to you."

Another of my favorite single issues ever--not just because it's great, but I used to read it to my kids! It is ridiculously fun to do the voices for. ("DO I NEED IT? IT'S MY AAAAAARM!")

AS IT WAS FORETOLD!

whats a movie less than 60% on rotten tomatoes that you consider to be a perfect movie? like not a bit, genuinely perfect film. (Y'know, I don't think I like Rotten Tomatoes.)

DC Nation Metal Men shorts: Magnus Constructs The Metal Men www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdCR... Three Laws of Robotics Class www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAc2... Identity Crisis www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hvk5... Payback Time www.youtube.com/watch?v=5onH... Metal Men vs Chemo www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnNK...

I feel the same way about the world, Wonder Woman, but c'mon.

YO! I got an original hardback cover of THE BACHMAN BOOKS by Stephen King (RAGE included). It's in pretty great shape. Hit me up in DMs if you're interested and I know you! #Booksky #StephenKing #TransRights #RichardBachman

Fucking great. One of my favorite single issues ever. (Which I probably say a lot, it might not be a short list!)

I'm assembling a team.