te pua o te rēinga

my inner child has unionized with the two wolves inside me and their demands are unreasonable; eat a vegetable, get some sleep, live a life of quiet fulfillment, the list goes on and on. gonna fire a few gas canisters up my ass to smoke those fuckers out then hit em with the lawyers, bezos style

my boy Granwoldë swallowed the cursed amulet now he keeps poopin out tiny, malformed versions of his dad that scream in agony and melt after a few seconds into puddles of acid goo and then worms crawl out of the goo and explode into mist dr lantern: have you tried whale oil... mayhaps kerosene...

counterpoint: i can’t wait until milei eats shit

until this morning i thought gta6 was season six of game of thrones

Bro's biblically covetous rn 🫵😂

my five day burrito drought ends today 🙂

Welcome to the bartizan. You can shoot arrows out of the arrow slit if you want to, but most of us spend our turn at the slit gazing at stars.

if you need anything calculated, i’m your guy 🤠

hallowed be thy ween

they plotting

current situation 🙂

✅✅ i don’t know if it means anything but there were lots of people in the queue to vote in aro valley today 🤞#kikorangi #nzpol

lula

joy multiplication

sympathy orchestra

paul mccartney voice

a sudden gupp of wind

almost got the handsome blown right off of me 😳

a light breeze

dog person in a cat person’s body

地球征服のために、色ごとに代表的な猫たちが一堂に会しました。

Lil buddy

my blood has never been thinner 🙂

Fucked up drinking modelos in a goth club in Portland. Letting the darkness tske hold.

someone sure does love belly scritches

happy diwali, may the glow of the diyas brighten your heart

those stripes ☺️

they doing this to me tonight 🙏

saw heaps of carters 👍🏻

walk slow, and carry a gorgeous tune

keen for a cone? patti's & cream (new netflix and chill just dropped)

older handsome gentleman on the internet that’s way outside of your age range.

you guys i’m starting to think that gang and crime discourse is just a way for the right wing to launder fear and racism through the dominant centre-right media whilst maintaining a facade of respectability.