Quang*

glinda doesn’t like egg, so the relationship is very strained

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Carrie Bradshaw was crazy to kill all those people at prom and then moved to New York to be a writer!!!

A fucking fraudulent flop of epic proportions:

You have been named Quang Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive of 2026.

Synchronized swimmers:

Two bizarre things just happened to me: - A woman walking towards me inside a store and suddenly made a fart noise - A group of people walking towards me and suddenly saying "oh, the Chinese!"

Just don't ask him about the confederacy.

today’s driving me crazy. sanity doodle

Everything reminds me of him.

EXHIBITIONISM ON TOUR 💋👠 ft. Miss Delicious herself (Godbecca Black)

1. This is Chicago steamworks 2. Nephew?!

Nintendo is the most bitch ass gaming company in the scene and that's saying a lot.

The way I forgot about this other hijab-invoking serve.

Threads is where the conversation is happening

He only makes love in his dreams, not in real life.

should i kill myself on instagram live or tiktok live! you have to pick

This sleep paralysis ass photo she looks like a bum and a half 😭

They were just giving her shit from a poop.

The AirBnB people whining about the incredibly postmature rules changes are hilarious. Hey, here's an idea, if you don't want to pay someone to clean up after guests don't run a fucking lodging business!

I love Burger King #BKPartners

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What if Adela was talking about Nicole Dollanganger.

The power of this image. His beautiful twinkly back muscles. His feminine pigeon toed foot position. The tension/potential energy of the pose. The one weed sock and one batman sock. The lowered, over the shoulder gaze. I’m literally shaking

“bluesky is soooooo boring” Idk maybe ur just boring did u ever think of that

Nintendo:

reposting this one, too

goodnight

Just removed like a quarter of people from my IG close friends cause they were ghosting me.

Palm:

did any of these people google the countries they were moving to

Panicked Kylie Jenner Accidentally Washes $50 Million Fantasy Bra On Regular Cycle https://theonion.com/panicked-kylie-jenner-accidentally-washes-50-million-fantasy-bra-on-regular-cycle/

Not to brag but I'm writing a lot today. Some of you should to instead of farding around...

Obviously meant a lot to me for there to be an Asian Bugs Bunny. Really sad about the news and appreciate Eric Bauza being such a positive force in animation

You can sell diamonds on Mars.

Just wrote 4.6k words on my experience last week. So look forward to that.