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Vibing the fuck OUT here 🙂‍↕️

Season 3 #RHONY on Bravo?

Detroiter Nicole Williams when asked if Abdul El-Sayed is ‘a bit too left wing to win in Michigan’: “At this point what do we have to worry about? Anything but what we have. We're on our way to hell, so at this point: socialist, socialize, social, dont matter to me, lower my cost of living!”

THE SÉANCE OF BLAKE MANOR IS OUT!!! The art style looks amazing (lowkey reminds me of Blue Prince), and I can’t wait to immerse myself in it.

HER HUSBAND GOT HER A TIFFANY BLUE APPLE SO SHE CAN FEEL LIKE A HOUSEWIFE SKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSK #RHONY

Today Show bringing on the Friend Of for #RHONY because she’s beefing with Sai just means Sai deserves middle apple next season

this sip of coffee has activated me

The leasing manager and I after talking shit about my upstairs neighbor this morning

good morning

When I go to re-contextualize (quote) a skeet and quotes are off

how it feels knowing i don’t have to watch the super bowl

Gays in poly relationships be like:

BF threw on Sound of Music for the afternoon, and omg it hits harder than ever

Every time I see a Switchyards ad my immediate fear is that I’m immediately fitted for Saucony shoes, a Good Life tee shirt, and an oversized puffer vest.

Lisa Rinna saw this and said I could pull it off too

Kudos mama to @schwegler.lol for saying that. For spilling. 🙂‍↕️

Theory: George didn’t wanna do business with Elon, so Elon is “trying to hit him where it hurts”

Remembered #Dragula premieres tonight let us be thankful

Catching up on #RHOP, and my Robyn Dixon stan card is being re-printed as we speak

OH I LOVE IT

Watching European bloomfs suffer from the time change realizing that it’s this weekend for me…

goodnight

Forcing people to pay $200 AND committing to a weekend getaway with random? Traitors Nashville living up to the “Nashville’s overtly expensive” sentiment

BRAZIL YOU HAVE SHOCKED THE WORLD

LULAAAA

Seeing the amount of copium in the pics of Bolsonaro supporters

I may be old fashion but I think people that get paid dozens of millions of dollars annually should be able to do a 4th graders homework on their own

“Why are you into coaches so much?” Exhibit A:

I did not think I would love Valor Mortis, but it is SUCH a fun game. And the premise is exquisite!

@nikosalachiasse.bsky.social when they do and serve while doing 🙂‍↕️

Valor Mortis is so fun I beat the first boss with ~1% health left

Cheesecake Factory gave me food poisoning and I’ve never been back, Steve 😭

goodnight

Oh even the cops are about to vote him out LMAO

Gay bears that follow straight men for their thirst pics are the same gay bears that use AI pics of themselves. In this essay…

NEW YORK IS GOING ON #BBUK!?

ALEXANDRA CABOT NATION RISE UP!!!!

AirBnB hosts now when you leave a water ring on their coffee table:

Someone who has a child/pet/spouse named Ballot:

Now why is the bagel shop near work doing prolapse bagels…?