Cursed Channel 13

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In my best @williamshatner.bsky.social Captain Kirk voice: "What does God need with testosterone?"

Trump shows his support for Pride Month!

This is how I stay in such excellent shape youtu.be/FWT3cm9sVOk

You got nothing on Einstein and his hair coloring product! youtu.be/L8e1utiPVY0

Pasta Hair...it's all the rave! youtu.be/4uyAicX36qU

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New single! "My Best Friend Cthulhu"... pre-save here, it will be on all music streaming sites shorty! distrokid.com/hyperfollow/...

When Your Senior Care Worker Is Completely Unhinged youtu.be/99nzVwTH-s8

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I’m calling it here and now. The hot new hair trend for 2026: The Einstein!

@williamshatner.bsky.social please forgive my absolutely terrible horrible impression of you... and happy thanksgiving. youtu.be/KPHYEcGh5e4

When I turn on the zoom feature of my eyes…

my nipple hair is out of control. anyone have any good braiding suggestions?

I Am @jimmykimmel.com

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I got double-teamed today by two pricks and i was surprised it didn't hurt too much! #covid #flu #vaccines

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Happy Labor Day Weekend everyone. I hope you all end up with a bundle of joy and your labor is quick and easy. Remember, don't push until the Doctor says so!

This news banner last night. In Frank Drebin of Police Squad speak: “The army says there is a 50/50 chance of a land exchange, though there is only a 10% chance of that.”

Starting a new book!

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I blows my mind that mother nature formed these rocks hundreds of thousands of years ago in the uncanny shape of 4 great US Presidents (unlike the current piece of shit POTUS)

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The book was kind of “meh” but I really dig the 70s cover art #startrek

I hope they find a role, even just a cameo, for Mr Hope in #spaceballs2

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My pair of white balls are of slightly different sizes.

well this is depressing...

Let's Waffle Stomp! youtu.be/_a7qWR2VtIY

The Most Bizarre Energy Crystal Advertisement Ever Made youtu.be/4hFwr2IRtok

I got so high on 420 Easter this year. I hope the Pope didn't party too hard given his age, I wouldn't want anything to happen to him.

starting up this book today, written by @lairdbarron.bsky.social - i have no idea what i'm in for but looking forward to it!

His OBSESSION For Perfection Has Come At Great COST! youtu.be/zEbTutn0wTg

st. paddy day action shot , was too drunk until just now to post it...

What are the odds on Trump launching a military action against Ukraine? Cause right now, I don't think it's zero.

Sad to learn of Gene Hackman's death, which they now report is suspicious. It makes me wonder if perhaps there is a French connection.

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I feel like we're just months away from the start of WW3 and the USA will be the bad guys...

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Someone please...stop all this DOGE shit!

I'm sick of reading news outlets saying "The nation may be edging closer to a constitutional crisis..." BECAUSE WE ARE ALREADY THERE!!!

@georgetakei.bsky.social I wonder if you know the backstory to this photo? www.facebook.com/share/p/15cJ...

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Summer 2025’s Biggest Movie Event Leaves James Bond in the Dust! youtu.be/FommT3XS_ZM

Today in Scrabble I played the word “cum”

In honor of Mr. David Lynch, RIP, I shall make my sandwiches late in the middle of the night tonight.

Important Things To Tell Your Younger Self youtu.be/opz4IP3GUV4

THE SHOCKING TRUTH About My Channel In 2025 youtu.be/eixpKVHYoPg