Dead Pope Hammer [sic]🧌

Was Steven J. Lockjaw based on George Liquor

Yes the grotesque bigotry, yes the christian nationalism, but just imagine being this utterly fuckin stupid

Little Troubles in Spooky Town is free to play in your browser, as a download or on mobile. No silly stuff, just a totally free game. 👻

let's do crimes

Sung to the tune of Nick Lutsko's 'Alex Jones as an Indie Folk Song'

American Trump shills losing their minds over Lula winning Brazil is giving me the pep I need to look my best.

more of this please

Is Ruth in Dante's Peak the most selfish character in modern cinema? I think she is.

Braden Peters prisonmogging the freecels

Counting down to Pauline Hanson mocking Helen Haines

goobernatorial

Gen AI shite existing is actively reducing my quality of life

In the most predictable turn of events ever

sure Shane Gillis is funny but have you seen a lump of dog shit left to sit in light rain for three days

It's called cattle, maybe you've a herd of it

I just thought of and created a new business like this evening and I would like to use this opportunity to regretfully announce workforce reductions to enable sustainable operations through the next quarter

walking around the kitchen like the Cain cyborg in Robocop 2

Piss off Angus you spineless human mimic.

normalise pronouncing Hobart as Hobb-Art

video is a cat sleeping in the sun, just having a sleep in the afternoon sun comment: but the cat is in pain? This is bad for that cat what are you doing to it? I have never seen a cat in person before but this seems cruel?

I had a dream that the Mexican place I used to live near had reopened and I went straight to order a quesadilla but never arrived

I don't trust men in hats if you're wearing a hat, I don't want to know about you or your weird agenda

this morning I actually found time to organise a skeet. I can't remember the last time I did that

ah c'mon what the fuck give us a break for even 24 hours before you kill Scorcese or someone

a gym but everyone on it is listening to their own music via phone speaker

if I ever come up behind someone unexectedly I always grab their shoulder and loudly ask WHAT ARE YOU DOING

I thought I'd love this job at the cinema but i'm so tired of having to do everything myself, the rest of the staff are so lazy hon are you sure you're not just projecting

rejecting AI content-spamming accounts means blocking handles like like 'We ❤️ Dogs" and "Cutest Animals" and "Cats Are The Best😻" which seems unfair

I have gained more power and influence than you could imagine and I wield it against vulnerable people without consequence, but lemme tell you, I am the victim here and it's all very unfair that people are being mean about me

when the first communists crawled out of the ocean onto the land (our land!) in 5000 BC, we could not have anticipated the harm their ideology that's mostly concerned with sharing things amongst everyone would cause to brave patriots

going down the shops and being accosted by literal vampire potbelly goblins

If you listen to this at night, The Declaration of Independence tells us that in the morning you'll be 17.8 percent safer

Tariffs on Belgium in 3, 2, 1

don't look up

Domestically and abroad, the colour orange has been co-opted and ruined. The neoneocon grift has long delighted in stealing progressive language for derisive and divisive rebrands, but stealing pretty useful colours is a whole new angle in their unidirectional culture war.

of many irritating (at best) features of Trump self-enrichment, it's the fact that he has no idea what cryptocurrency or blockchain technology is or how it works that is getting me just now.

I want Eggers' Werwulf to be even more authentic. No cameras, no film, no equipment, just impressions and illustrations on parchment recorded with quill and crude ink that we all read quietly in the cinema while suffering the stench of the unwashed peasantry (4D)

fellas, is it gay to not platform fascists

I am for the battlers. My most trusted advisor is a billionaire, I'm funded by some of the wealthiest people in the country and none of us give a shit about the battlers, but let me tell you, I am for the battlers.

let's have a discussion 👀 actually no let's not

Hanson would want undoubtedly have wanted Irankunda deported given his origins. Look at him now. Fuck you Pauline.

Türkiye being unable to get past a Beach feels like something of a script flip

Good job Melbourne, fuck PHON

1,000+ marching against Pauline Hanson's One Nation in Moonee Ponds tonight. ✊♥️

Dave Hughes is basically Chief Wiggum when Ralph tells him that he saw one of the babies and the baby looked at him. "The baby looked at you? Sarah, get me a guest spot on Sunrise"

so just how badly is Dave Hughes' career tanking? Evidently pretty badly

Remember that thing you loved? Well we're bringing it back! That's right, those happy memories can now be ruined by a thing that looks superficially like the original at first squint but then you get into it and it's a cheap reducto piece of shit made of fuckin piss that will make you fuuuurious

Donald Trump? The New York property developer?