Raytheon Nublinski

Republicans have convinced almost half the country that being a decent human being is a radical idea.

America: fix my streets, build schools and bridges and dams and libraries and common areas like parks. Just don’t expect me to chip in for any of it. Who broke their brains like this?

We got GTA 6 Netflix show before GTA 6

“Communism will cause everything to be gray and boring” Meanwhile, capitalism:

Apparently, one of my favorite hobbies is to buy books and never read them. #Booksky

People keep debating who will be the next James Bond. It can only be one person, and we all know who it is.

Is John Fetterman even dumber than Donald Trump? Because this clip kind of makes the case that he is.

It’s Tuesday, August 4, 2026. Seems like a great day to remember — fuck Charlie Kirk 

Maddow asked #JamesTalarico about attacks on #trans people and those who think that to win, Dems must "moderate" on trans rights. Talarico answered, "I don't believe we win by selling people out." #Texas

Do you think they have it scheduled in their phones to push the tweet that announces the death of Mitch McConnell at 1 minute past midnight? 

Everyone is making the same box wine joke because they forgot about the Epstein files. This site is a dumpster fire sat atop an active volcano.

Let them drink raw milk.

They finally have their good guy with a gun. Except for the fact, the good guy with a gun is completely AI generated based off a very low quality image. And the bad guy probably got their gun by stealing it from one of the so-called good guys. 

It still amazes me that Democrats allowed perfection to be the enemy of good. We’re only in this mess because Kamala wasn’t 100% perfect in every conceivable way.

Apple: you can schedule text now! Everyone: Finally, that’s such a useful feature! Apple: But not to android numbers though, because we’re gonna make up some bullshit technobabble nonsense reason why we can’t do it natively in the message app

THE DUMOCRATS GAVE US TARIFFLATION! OH WAIT, I DID THAT.

I just had a blood test and had to get re-vaxxed for MMR. I take all the shots. If I get taken out by a vaccine, I guess I’m too weak to be here. 

What a perfect microcosm of the right. It’s all an act. Constant projections of power and supremacy. All the while, they’re sitting there perched atop a stool wearing pink flip-flops waiting for their third coat of polish to dry.

Unfortunately, the kids that need to see this are learning that Jesus rode a dinosaur to work.

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The party of free will strikes again. THC banned in Texas. Keep leaving Cali for this shithole 🤣 www.usatoday.com/story/news/s...

Not surprising. Fuck John Fetterman. truthout.org/articles/fet...

If you ever wonder why you don’t get likes on Bluesky — it’s because you don’t own a bot farm.

Based on my experiences, America really loves our new Gilded Age. They literally yearn for the boot. www.pcgamer.com/gaming-indus...

What the fuck is a Ross Douthat? Bluesky using AI to generate trends now 

They can shed tears for a two-faced, compulsive liar in a flag-draped box, but they look right through a parent having their child ripped from their arms by ICE agents.Mourning a politician takes theater. Showing human compassion for a refugee takes a soul. They’re completely bankrupt of the latter.

“US ‘runs out of missiles’ as Trump halts Iran strikes” Coupled with depleted oil reserves, it’s almost like Trump is weakening America to make it easier to conquer. That’s too conspiratorial. I’ll instead attribute this to the fact that he’s a moron. www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2...

John Fetterman is pro filibuster because it forces him to compromise with, oh, that’s right, Nazis. Maybe next time, Democrats can find a candidate that doesn’t have pre-existing brain damage.

RIP Mitch McConnell

RIP Mitch McConnell

How the hell are we ever gonna get universal healthcare when they can’t even fix the fucking Pringles can? It still looks like this!

Americans yearn for the worker camps — where instead of currency, you earn tokens that are produced by your employer, that you can then spend at the general store that is also owned by your employer.

They’re talking about film noir and nobody’s even mentioned Who Framed Roger Rabbit. This place is a fucking madhouse.

The Honda Odyssey

America elected a parasitic political party to murder it from the inside out. Neil deGrasse Tyson explains how cutting scientistic research for fun and flashy cost cutting headlines is destroying America. Electing idiots has consequences. youtu.be/dYiUI6y1nKg?...

America was tired and old and, in 2024, voted to kill itself. America is like a disgraced samurai warrior.

Fucking America, man. Joke country. Shrinking freedoms, hyper surveillance, no healthcare. 🤡 www.gadgetreview.com/flock-camera...

- Oh cool, can I wait from home? - No.

They want a historically accurate adaptation of a made up story. Elon went to clown school.

WTF He hasn’t a clue that it was a primary election.

That’s a good dog. Some say, the best dog.

Nintendo can’t stop constantly reminding everyone that they suck. www.gamefile.news/p/nintendo-t...

Trump can’t stop constantly reminding everyone that he raped E. Jean Carroll. people.com/trump-now-wa...

Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.

We’re at a point if the American government murders its own citizens, it’s fine if that number is lower than another number. Concentration camps can’t be far off.

The sad thing is so many people will look at this meme and immediately agree with it and never give it a second thought.