Foíβos Apóλλon 🇺🇦

I think one of the neatest things about the Midwestern accent is the shift from yes to sure. To me, sure reads as a sarcastic. To everyone around me, sure is a genuine affirmative.

After 7 months of looking for a job, I finally gave in and pushed the funny AI-ify your resume button and within a week I have 3 job offers. Fuck the job market.

a message from the future

/s/ is the most common sound in the English language. The letter ⟨e⟩ is the most common letter in the English language. Therefore, it stand to reason that the letter ⟨e⟩ makes the /s/ sound.

I'm no christian but calling someone "my brother in christ" just tickles me so

I think.... We should go to titan. Just to make sure.

The ultimate war machine, the Gelgoose. Could have single handedly won the Battle of A Baoa Qu. Prove me wrong. #Doodles #Gundam #BoredAtWork

Who do I pay to draw me a picture of Kermit the frog with his hand implied to be up a human's ass a la puppette and Kermit is saying "finally, I am the master..." and the human says "... and I am the puppet."

I really hate that couch fucker ruined the name Vance for me. It was such a cool name and now I can only think of balls deep in a couch guy

Pea soup is just savory boba that people are too afraid to use a straw for

I either type like I am writing an essay, using absolutely no contractions whatsoever, or I type like I'm jotting down notes. No subject, half the time no object or verb, no particles.

Hey does anyone else remember the antiterrorism marches we did back in the late 2010s? Like what were we gonna accomplish? Big Terrorism sees the marches and is like "ahhh shit yeah man u right that was mad fucked up of us?" This is a genuine question

Now that's were half way through 2026, has Britain bisected the homeless population yet?

Just a friendly reminder that if you refrained from voting because "they're both the same," this is your fault too!

Ishrekai

Ngl it makes me kind of uncomfy when people ship kids in shows.

omw to take a sip from the forbidden absinthe

Why do I set my 3ds up to download 20 games knowing damn well I'm only gonna play my cartridge copy of Pokemon white

Just finished adventure time. My feelings are incredibly complicated. Definitely worth a watch.

Ideal relationship dynamic

#art #comic Allergy Season

SCHLAPP: Who wants to see impeachment hearings? CPAC CROWD: *cheers* SCHLAPP: No. That was the wrong answer.

This is an ICE agent at TSA. Post their unmasked faces everywhere.

Gonna save money by replacing my MTG hobby with something cheaper, like warhammer

Ocasio gang rise up 🙌🏽🇵🇷

Wonder how those folks who took the "I'm getting away from trump" cruise are doing

I find the phrase "fits like a gloves" amusing to me bc I've never had a pair of gloves fit like a glove. My hands are either too wide and get crushed together or the fingers are slightly too long and the stitching runs against my fingertips

If you haven't had an adversarial relationship with the US government since 2016 where have you been?

Yes, ICE is a Gestapo-like police force compromised largely of white supremacists who were unable to obtain jobs in traditional law enforcement. But so many of the anti-ICE people I talk to are like the worst wine moms . I have never felt more politically homeless.

100% this!👇

There’s a GoFundMe for Jonathan Ross’s legal expenses for murdering Renee Good. This violates GoFundMe’s Terms of Service. Everyone must report it. A thread on how to do that 🧵

Senjamin Bisko

‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens https://theonion.com/no-way-to-prevent-this-says-only-nation-where-this-regularly-happens-3/

Silly Nectar drawing

Is it too much to ask for a phone controller that can hold my phone vertically? I just wanna put platinum on my phone and have comfy controls :(

So the problem with these is when you try to use it the outer coating stays still so it's more like rolling on and off? Not enjoyable Or so I'm told

It's Mari Lwyd season