autumn, Her work-in-progress

new Kennel Club chapter! come hang out with Anita Sabates, the most jaded MCS pilot in the solar system archiveofourown.org/works/852828... #ownsplo

alright which cruel deity answered the first part of this but skipped out on the union benefits . i am . so sore

dog brained 🎾

on the tip of my teeth

writing is going well

stumbled on this story in a collection i found at the library . really really good clarkesworldmagazine.com/kim_02_24/

forcefem knight knight 62/99

S/M scene where the sadist tears off the masochist's hangnails one by one

Hound, Off the Couch

princess knight knight 60/99

caught one #kinktober

yuritober day 19 cigarettes

the evil nurse they added to deadlock is very charming. i don't have time to learn a moba but i hope the porn of her is good

if frotting is "egalitarian" sex then whats the sword of damocles doing up there

sometimes i see really good porn art but it's of a character from something i don't recognize so i'd feel like a poser for reposting it . sorry to the lesbians in my phone but no amount of wolfgirl porn will convince me to play a moba

well trained doggy

how is a girl supposed to grow her boobs in this economy

running an experiment where i wear increasingly-stuffed bras every day to see at what point my coworkers will comment on my sudden growth spurt

i'm like if david byrne were a beautiful untalented transsexual with DID

now reading what i understand to be the Original bad-end rape erotica novel

finished this book, but deeply disappointed because (spoilers for a book from 2002) "what if you thought your wife was cheating on you but it turned out she was actually possessed by a rogue swarm of micro-robots" is such a cool premise that is utterly wasted by a nothingburger pov character

For every censorship law I Will write freakier erotica

i think my favorite phrase that's entered my lexicon since being disallowed to swear is "holy moly" . it's just fun to say . also been tossing around "mother of pearl" in my head today

people often ask me: autumn, how do you tell when your pasta is done cooking? and then proceed to tell me that for years their family has been consulting the Pasta Elf who advises on when to stop cooking, for perfect al dente spaghetti, and i don't know how to tell them i just eat a piece to check

dolls to watch out for "Girl Research"

Butch/femme 1st date: the butch opens doors, pulls out chairs, carries things, etc., because of how much her chivalry makes the femme swoon Butch/femme 5th date: the femme does all those things for her instead, because she's been made to understand that it's a good, subordinate housewife's place

been working on a new short story in between spurts of work on kennel club, it's shaping up to be something special i think .... straightbreaking forcefem and stolen girl pov cucking.. it'll probably take a while to get right but im excited

they really nailed it when they came up with "flanger". yeah thats flanging alright

when dogs are women its literally amazing

this is easily the best pair of knickknacks i've found thrifting btw . many of u on here