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Rams are going too conservative. $5 says that Mevis misses it.

You keep using that word. But I do not think it means what you think it means.

Can we just create a “Nobel Piece (of Shit)” prize and award it to Trump? He’ll never know the difference.

The air will be a little fresher tomorrow after the Yankees were eliminated.

Wait the #RedSox are bringing in Miller? Am I watching a rerun? Tracy’s about to get that interim tag back.

The Red Sox are not going to score a run this postseason. This saddens me. Oh well. We’ll always have July.

#RedSox down 4 in the 8th. I’m not sure they’ve scored 5 runs this month. Game 1 looks over.

I don’t know what New England team has the worst offense the #Patriots or the #RedSox.

Maybe we should get these guys a couple of plays in the preseason after all.

The Father, the Son, the Holy Spirit, Gin, Tonic.

RIP to a true legend, Dolly Parton. Your immeasurable talent was surpassed only by your heart and capacity for giving. May the example you set light the way for generations to come.

Sigh. At least this will make tomorrow’s Red Sox sweep slightly sweeter.

BREAKING NEWS: Lindsey Graham allegedly once had a heart.

The only person in Boston happy with the Jalen Brown trade is Craig Breslow. For the next month he’ll be the second worst personnel guy in town.

Cora was not the problem. He was a decent game manager and players liked playing for him. You wanna fire the hitting coach, fine. It was deserved. But the main culprit here is this flawed roster and that’s Breslow’s fault. And ownership. Not Cora’s. And JFC Varitek as well!?!

The Knicks lost. I’ll sleep well tonight.

The Airborne Toxic Event. Last Night On Earth. Absolutely phenomenal weekend in Palm Springs. IYKYK. 🔥❤️ @mikeljollett.bsky.social

Somehow Trump being elected president and the ensuing results are both the best and worst arguments for a representative democracy we’ve seen. It’s just effing nuts.

Love to see positive responses to such negativity. This is what we need more of. Avenues to fight back.

I’m beyond pissed that people are okay at worst and indifferent at best with this happening. Wake up people. This is where it STARTS not where it ends. Read a freakin’ book. Or at least get the goddamn audiobook.

The best Twitter riposte of the day is a community note.

Two record dumps in a week. Nearly two feet of snow or more in the northeast and almost two hours of bullshit in Washington last night. We’re gonna need some more shovels.

In case you need another reason to hate AI…

Ballgame 🏈 😥

The old man is yelling at clouds again.

This Catherine O'Hara news is devastating. What a talent. Her character work was so damn good. Brilliantly funny. One of the greats. RIP. 💔 You may kindly f*ck right off 2026 and see yourself out the same way 2025 did. I'm already done with you.

Did Jacksonville just carry Allen to the end zone on purpose?

Fuck Ice. They are the domestic terrorists. Fuck Ice.

A Happy New Year to all! 2025 has sucked. It’s dead and gone. 2026 brings challenges we need to rise to but I believe collectively we’re up to the task. Let’s make it a Happy New Year. Sending love to all! 😘❤️❤️

Just saw “A Night of Mellon Collie and Infinite Sadness” at the Lyric opera in Chicago. Fab. U. Lous. Sick a beautiful take on one of my favorite albums. I was lucky enough to be front freaking row. 💜💙

Happening now in Broadview—outside Chicago: A procession of Illinois Handmaid’s, with the Illinois Democratic Women of Cook County, walks in procession to the ICE detention facility. “Even though we are silent, we are powerful,” an organizer told the group before starting.

What a great game 7 and a great World. Series. I’m disappointed the Dodgers won but that was an all-timer.

I was finally able to find the leader of antifa at the #NoKings protest in Chicago yesterday. Oh Cap’n my Cap’n!

Entitled overprivileged jackass doesn’t think the law applies to him because he’s not one of “them”.

Went to see “I Like Me!” With Ryan Reynolds and Friends at the Chicago Theater last night and wow. Fantastic movie and a fabulous experience. I loved Candy’s movies growing up and always felt like he was just a good guy. This movie confirmed it. Watching it in the theater made it even more special.

@marisakabas.bsky.social getting some well deserved credit here!

A Black man and a homeless man were found hanging from trees in Mississippi yesterday, for those who haven’t seen yet because it’s barely made it out of local news.

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At Second City here in Chicago to check out This Too Shall Slap! I’ll be there judge of that! I’m confident it will indeed slap and there will be many guffaws to be had. Let’s start the show!

Oasis at Soldier Field last night was phenomenal. Such a great show!! I feel so lucky to have been able to attend!

After staying through the delay to watch that ridiculous blown game Monday in Minnesota, little did I know it would only be the second most disappointing day of the week from a Red Sox perspective.

So proud to have been at #NoKings Chicago today! The love and support and solidarity were just amazing. Just the pick me up I needed in the midst of everything going on in the world.

Most secure administration ever! They even change the ‘o’ in password to a ‘0’!

Free expression is a hallmark of the First Amendment. All our rights are in jeopardy when trans peoples’ freedom to exist is undermined.

As the parent of a pre-teen I can say with 100% certainty that the overuse of the word “literally” is figuratively killing me.

If Jesus had focused more on kitchen table issues and less on unpopular outcasts like lepers and prostitutes, he might have won more support from white working-class Judeans.

Toasting Val Kilmer? It’s a moral imperative, Kent.