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Hot take: Men should be able to compliment each other in their bodies without having their sexuality questioned. That said, the orange one is dangerously unwell mentally and needs to be removed from the control panel.

"Trump Strait"? Methinks the pedo doth protest too much

What's for dinner? Sushi? No. White rice isn't safe. Salad? Nope. Raw greens aren't safe Burgers? Nope. Beef is expensive and not safe Pizza?...I think pizza is still okay?

Green Week

And a mysterious source of cheap ground beef? Hmm...

Did we ever find Mitch?

I keep trying to tell a joke about Cassandra. No one gets it.

Bad back. Eating garbage. Still loved and loving life. Jimothy is all of us.

6 years and 8 months ago, the democrats brought forth in this country some lousy dirty cheating by China, and I'm gonna stand here and cry about it with no evidence because I'm the president, and there's nothing you can do about it! Nyeh!

Cameras on. Trump at the podium. Chris Evans jumps onto the stage. "Let me stop you right there."

Why libraries? Because to watch a season of Doctor Who, I can either pay Bezos $20 or watch it on Hoopla for free. (Yes, you only get to watch 6 episodes a month. This is why everyone in your house should have a library card)

If everyone knows you're gay, and you spend your political career making things difficult for other gay people, you 100% get to have your gayness be a running joke after your death.

#ETTD

@dimension20.dropout.tv batchild needs to move to BC!!!

Oh no. Flood watch in DC. Is someone crying bigly?

Don't forget to leave a McDonalds burger and a diet coke out for the grim reaper tonight

Coming soon: "Stop disagreeing with me! I have depression! You're making me depressed! Disagreeing with me is ableist!"

Let the headlines infuriate! In a bold move to fight climate change, Trump allows algae to overtake the Reflecting Pool

Leave it so we can reflect on why we must never let this happen again. Let it be the only monument to bear his name.

Eggplant.

💔💔💔

QRP with your pride flags

Current knitting WIP: Drops Design's Wooden Ridges Vest in @cascadeyarns.bsky.social Ultra Prima 3754 and Alpaca Lace in 1481 using KnitPro Dreams size US 7 32"

QRP with the doctor you'd trust leading the hantavirus response instead of RFK Jr:

Slightly increase a band Hazardous Waste

Any good tidings?

How to be a disappointment to 2/3 of the nation in 30 seconds or less

I pray for the life of Iran. We humans specifically are unnecessary, but the humans in Iran would not be the only victims if the American dictator follows through with his threat. I pray for the plants and animals. The Earth knows these collectively and loves them collectively. Let them be safe.

[nods sagely]: Martha

I would much prefer if we could have War Crimes Wednesday for the alteration. We could also precede it with 25th Tuesday

Boo

So yes, there have been posts on his social media, but has anyone actually SEEN him since the lid yesterday?

Dear entire US Government. I think we would all like you to end your Handmaid's Tale LARP. Please turn in your character sheets, collect your XP, and start clean up. You need to be off site in 2 hours. We'll meet up at Pizza for afters.

If we do away with mail-in voting, EVERY voting day (presidential, primary, local, run-off, whatever) needs to be a paid holiday for everyone who isn't working for the polls. Public transit needs to be free on those days. There has to be a balance.

Every MAGA press briefing

My bid for presidential nomination: I have no experience, but I care about people and know what words mean. I also don't want to blow anything up for fun, and all of my sexual encounters have been with consenting adults.

But if a cluster fuck in #tokyodebunker as several servers suffered a glitch due to Daylight Savings Time, resulting in large amounts of wasted in-game resources, and support is trying to sweep it under the rug www.tumblr.com/tastefullysc...

I feel like we haven't seen enough of this musical number recently youtu.be/H7Q9ZEdOLSE?...

OMG. I just made it make sense. The overall inaction regarding our political situation stems from our Healthcare system. "Ignore it and see if it goes away. Only take action as a last resort." because doctors and hospitals and treatments are expensive and scary. Now America's cancer has metastacized

No cheating. Your last saved pic of a celebrity is your therapist. Not sure if .gifs count...but...

Gross

We will never forget

I see this more as "you smell that? I saved it just for you. "