Dalyn

Thought I would be in and out voting at 3:30 today, but had to wait 30 minutes. And the line stayed constant. Poll worker said it’s been slammed all day every day, and doesn’t die down until after 6:00 PM.

Make a band edible Fruitgazi or Tofugazi

Had a blast at the ghoulish rock and roll party with The Phantom AD.

Ghoulish rock and roll with The Phantom A.D.

I’m two and a half episodes into Reacher. Every minute I spend watching this show is a minute I ask myself “Why am I watching this show?”

Can we at the very least get a bluray release of Rhinestone please?

One thing that has never made sense to me is why the Austin Chronicle always insists on having the Hot Sauce Festival in the hottest time of the year.

Seen a couple reposts of people talking shit about Dolly. Can we please not give these trolls the attention they desperately crave and just not re-post that shit?

Today’s work time soundtrack.

Maybe now people will revisit and understand the pure comedic genius that was Rhinestone.

Had a good night. Showed Poltergeist to my 10’year old daughter, then we watched some Radiohead videos on the Radiohead TV YouTube channel.

@crobertcargill.bsky.social you posted a link a while back to a site that is basically like an MTV emulator. I didn’t save it, but do you still have it? I want to show my 10 year old daughter what being a kid in the 80’s was like.

Seriously, at this point can we just stop with bleeping out curse words from reality shows? Or at least offer an adults version option when streaming? Constantly hearing “shit” being bleeped out is so silly.

Is it over?

Uhhh…how is there a low res version of the newest Neurosis album cover in the old KISS Psycho Circus Dreamcast game?

“Ice cream today. Ass cream tomorrow.” is something I just said to my wife, and somehow she’s not already filing divorce papers.

Remember when people were voting for Trump because they thought the price of eggs was too high?

Repost with your first crush

Tonight’s movie is Cold Storage. Hopefully better than They Will Kill You. But that’s a super low bar.

Watched They Will Kill You last night. I’m guessing the director has Kill Bill, Desperado, and Oldboy posters in his office. It was probably the worst movie I’ve seen this year.

Oh. So it’s another staged assassination attempt, this time so he can get his ugly ass ballroom.

It’s so funny that there was a gunman at the WHCD, and already it’s like nobody gives a fuuuuuuuuuck.

@derekmahr.bsky.social Welp, I wound up doing it.

Finished Something Very Bad is Going to Happen. While I enjoyed it overall, it really failed to live to the promise of that first episode. The first episode felt like it belonged to a completely different show. THAT’S the show I really want to watch.

Bluesky is so weird. My feed has zero people arguing for consuming Harry Potter, and a million posts of people yelling at these people I can’t see on my feed that there is no ethical consumption of Harry Potter. So I’m just like “Yeah, I get it. Why is everyone yelling at me?!?”

I don’t know, but I may have wandered into a MAGA dive bar.

Silver lining? Maybe now we don’t have enough left to take Greenland?

My daughter was very stoked about her Half Price Books haul today.

I have to say I’m no longer pissed Robo got snubbed by the US Men’s hockey team.

My 10 year old daughter suddenly caught the filmmaking bug. And not like TikTok vids, but tiny little films in our backyard. This totally excites me! Going to have to dust off my old DVD of Emily Hagins’ Pathogen to show her.

To me, ever since I was a kid, Jason’s shack in the middle of the woods in Friday the 13th part 2 was the creepiest thing in the whole franchise.

Every time I come to the Costco food court I think “This has to be how COVID started.”

Forgetting every other batshit insane thing today, just her saying “Trump Derangement Syndrome” in a congressional hearing should have had her ran out of town.

It’s so weird occasionally realizing how long ago it’s been since Conan O’Brian’s In the Year 2000 bit.

I’m glad Seattle won, but to screen cap a commercial before the game….

Expecting a long winded rant from the Orange bridge troll tonight about threatening to pull every US Olympian from the Olympics because the crowd bood the mascara faux hillbilly. Probably threaten some investigation into the IOC which he can’t really do.

Nothing screams Italian culture and history like Mariah Carey.

Right off the bat, peacock announcers talking over the opening ceremony. Seriously, just shut up.

Someone needs to put a stop to Mr. Beast before he runs for and wins the presidency.

Really wish Peacock would quit ruining this women’s hockey match by constantly cutting to JD Vance and Marco Rubio in the stands.

Me: I really wish people would stop using Amazon. Also me: Goddamn I can’t wait for the next season of Fallout! (Full disclosure: I’m using my sister’s account.)

Basically the foundation of SNL’s Celebrity Jeopardy. youtu.be/-dtr4Z0PllI?...

As a white man, I have to say we need to outlaw white men running the world.

As much as I’m enjoying the Second Amendment Schadenfreude going on right now, let’s not forget that Pretti legally carrying a gun is irrelevant to all this. He was disarmed by ICE BEFORE they shot him in the back. The gun issue is irrelevant.

Goddamn I’m slow. No wonder Cheeto wanted a new Rush Hour. I forgot those were directed by Brett Ratner, director of that new Melanie bomb.