David J

Exciting news. I’m lucky enough to have seen a preview screening, and I can tell you that the concert is sensational. Bowie and the band are on blistering form. Brett Morgen and his team have done a magnificent job: sound and vision painstakingly restored and remastered. It’s going to be amazing.

Very annoyed to have fallen for the fake Michael Owen quote.

Tremendous

Anyways I relocated to behind the merch stand to get some space and eventually Mike D was fucking great.

You know those gigs where you turn up and you can’t barely get into the venue cos it’s so fucking packed. So you squeeze in hoping it’s about to start and 15 mins later some fucking unannounced support comes on and apologises for being late.

China is ahead of the West when it comes to AI - there, the bubble has already burst, the stock market has already crashed as investors have realised there's no consumer demand or path to profitability. www.ibtimes.com.au/china-ai-sto...

Great news. Thanks to lovely AI here’s another 60,000 people who no longer have to do all that boring and repetitive work. Or any work come to mention it. This is going so incredibly well.

Imagine United finish 18th and avoid relegation cos City are sent down.

Feel sorry for Carrick. Those players would get any manager sacked.

Power's gone in most of the village. Street next to us is out. Charging everything I can while I can.

Carrick might get sacked at half-time.

The big storm falling on bin day is just a precious nugget of added joy.

Having just finished a two night binge this was magnificent. Brilliant script, brilliant performances. However I really fear where they’re taking it with a second series. The story is told.

Imagine your favourite band being Blossoms.

When did the amber warning become an orange warning? Does this mean the storm comes accompanied by a fucking flute band or something?

God bless Annie and her unfortunate facial similarity with Harry Redknapp. Gave me my first viral tweet. Good times.

Slayyyter cancelling her UK tour has completely changed my feelings towards the individual who beat me to the Glasgow ticket on Twickets this afternoon.

Having struggled through so many average tv shows with unconvincing dialog it’s a joy to be back in the world of Mike Flanagan. Carrie just oozes quality.

Hannah Fry on my TV again.

So on every round table they’ve had this series the dagger wouldn’t have counted for shit cos they’ve all voted like sheep for one person. The one time they have the dagger and suddenly it’s all important. I hate being this sceptical. #celebritytraitors #traitors #thetraitors

There's no better way to guarantee food shortages than telling the country they should be stockpiling food. Well played everyone. See you in Tesco. When does this ridiculous period in our existence end so that the normal people can return and run stuff for a while?

Currently wondering what message the UK govt thought it was sending by dressing up the Minister for Net Zero in a literal Shell logo.

Files Crystal Lake in the, disturbingly large, list of TV shows I chuck within the first 4 episodes.

Don’t kill Romesh ffs. The series is dying on its arse. Keep the moderately entertaining ones in please.

FUCKIN’ YESSSSS!

Sad that this is the end but it’s a banger to go out on.

Apart from being an actual banger tune, this is a startlingly accurate depiction of what's happened at our place in the past year. youtu.be/3TNpOD6bov8?...

I have only just found out about the Amol Rajan Connection. How am I going to sleep now?

Didn't know where this story was going then bam