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Today in ‘euphemisms for having a shit’

Is there anything more embarrassing than vaping? I think I’d rather be considered a paedophile than a vaper.

Tremendous

Incidentally the new Viz annual 'The Ratcatcher's Bait Box' (on sale now) could kill your entire family and make your house fall down. If you drop this 226 page hardback on your toe and hop wildly out into the street, a passing steamroller might veer into your house. Ideal Xmas gift, RRP £13.99

Well this is pretty

The car park across from my hotel has bat boxes

but what if I didn’t want a meta account

🚨There are currently 5 seats available at tonight's Gillian Anderson talk at the BFI (17:50 in NFT1) - it was previously sold out Grab them before they go!

Refreshing paucity of clocks changing patter on here A cautious well done to all

Every morning my dog and I have a standoff on the way back home after the morning walk. He wants to go down the road where he once found a half eaten sausage roll, and I want to go down the parallel road where the mum in her dressing gown gives me a cheeky wave from her lounge.

I saw this on Instagram and for the life of me I couldn't think of what word it might be... *Turns slowly to camera*

Tumble dryer belt replacement. Thing is 20-odd years old, I’ll let it orf. No doubt the bloody element or motor will go next week.

Me and my Saturday plans going awry

Be a real shame if anything was to befall big Donnie T today

Wore my Docs to the office today. Boiling.

Had this idea in lockdown, half-built it, forgot about it, remembered it again, though might as well finish it.

We are all as dirty and defiled as each other here in Burger King at half past nine Judge me not

Well wouldya look at that, it’s only bladdy #cans o’clock

We had some ale drinkers in from West Yorkshire and they left behind a copy of CAMRA's magazine for the Bradford area. In it there's an article about a pub crawl that finishes in Dewsbury and I just wasn't prepared for the final sentence

Looks like I picked the right time to have a static website

Well, Mythos 5.1 is something

Tenzing Norgay never pulled off such a feat

Where’s his fucking poppy?

The Smash aliens were right about everything. But you're not ready to hear that, with your little knives.

Watched yer Tenzing. Shite.

WOKYCHESTER 😭

wtf

Crémant discourse on the tl this am *wants some crémant*

My wife putting the Me putting the charging cable back charging cable back

I just saw Assetto Corsa running DLSS 5. Genuinely jaw-dropping.

Just seen Stevie Wonder’s Tesla

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Leaving this in a meeting room is so ruddy #corporate m8

This is fun

Nice to see Harambe looking out for Altai the tiger from up there in heaven 🫶