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Did you hear? Horses got their own Parliament. Unfortunately, they've never passed a single bill.

Episode #1 of Knowledge Fight Country just dropped!

I realize y'all are only doing this because you're traumatized by grammar scolds growing up and I am not trying to make that worse. But it IS correct to say "X and me" in the objective position. Easy way to remember: you can replace WE with "X and I," and US with "X and me."

When you see a slew of TV ads promoting yes or no on a state proposition in California, you're usually safe to vote the opposite way. The people running ads are the ones with the money, and when rich people are willing to spend millions on ads, it's because they stand to lose billions.

Part of this is the fault of consultants. They're all pigeon-brained cargo cultists who saw something 34 years ago work once, that never worked before or since, but are all convinced it is a cannon event for any successful Democratic candidate. These people need to go learn a trade.

I'm absolutely shaking with anger. This is the stupidity of the bathroom debate laid bare. They'd rather let a trans child die violently than take shelter in ANY locker room, either out of bigotry or fear for violating transphobic laws. And they still have no resolution, just apologies and promises.

There are two wolves inside of you: one listens to pop radio and wants to eat Ed Sheeran. The other has never heard of Ed Sheeran and also wants to eat him. Which one will win? The one you feed Ed Sheeran to.

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Go into Google Maps, select a random spot in the middle of Lake Ontario, and suggest an edit.

This is what happens when you let a war profiteering finance tech bro run your space agency, instead of someone who, like, knows how cooling in a vacuum works. But sure, let's just double the energy cost of compute by literally adding rocket fuel.

DOLLY! NOOOOO!!! 😢

All unicorns are atheists. And gay.

i've been laughing at this for 30 minutes

Cops everywhere lookin at Bloomberg like, "Damn, what dat passive voice do."

Guys, can we please be serious? Lindsay Graham is not burning in hell. Because there is no hell, because there is no God. We know there's no God because Lindsey Graham existed.

Trump's 4th of July speech had big "grand opening of a doomed mall in a dying town." vibes. And I guess that is what America has become: a dying mall full of canvas printed to look like marble and empty storefronts.

Whatever Mitch McConnell's status, I sure hope he's suffering. A lot.

Correction: Maine couple boasts about stealing food from hungry bear and her starving cubs.

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Guys who drive cyber trucks got bullied in high school. And they deserved it.

Every time we have one of these incel shooters, I can't help but think about The Screwfly Solution.

Does anybody fucking remember over a year ago Chuck Pancake-Dick Schumer tweeting and going on camera to say Trump was chickening out by negotiating with Iran at all? 'Cause I fucking do.

Steal The Party

A football field is 5350 square meters, and 20 °C is nice out. There, Americans, now you understand the metric system.

China and Russia are starting to design and build actually competent desktop processors. Meanwhile we are dumping so many of our resources into feeding the AI monster that AMD's and Intel's x86-64 are actually going backwards.

Academics: "This new [religious] gender gap reversal in America poses an explanatory challenge." Christofascists: So our plan to make The Handmaids Tale real is making great progress... Academics: Yep, just a total mystery.

PSA: Don't listen to BFG Division while driving.

Now I'll ask you a question: Do you think they should make iPhones for babies? 'Cause I do!

Probably need to add @davidsonofaaron.bsky.social to this list.

Who will with the US/Israel-Iran war? Russia.

We've said for years that there's no left-wing grift because there's no fucking money on the left. But we've been thinking about this all wrong. All you have to do is convince fascists that you have a modest lib/leftist audience to whom you can start pushing cryptofascist propaganda, for money, ofc.

“epstein class is iranian propaganda” is definitely something i’d expect the epstein class to say

A lot of lives and money could have been saved if everyone in the Trump administration instead just got really into Warhammer 40K cosplay.

I asked my parents to give me a new name like in The Neverending Story and they did.

No fucking shit.

The internet peaked with Geocities and ICQ. Bring that shit back pls.

Once again, fuck you @nytimes.com It doesn't matter, stop trying to create the space for the victim blaming.

Corey Booker would watch the Gestapo shoot a leftist in the head and say, "The problem with our secret police is that they don't have enough training or vetting."

Wild way to say, "The US dollar is crashing."

I wish Judith Miller was on BlueSky so I could block her.

I know this is hard to see in the moment, but we need to be prepared. We think we've caught a pedophile in the white house. He's just mainstreaming pedophilia with the right and the media.

Survival tip: If you have to go without refrigeration, you can bake your cookie dough into discs of slightly less delicious but more shelf-stable cookie dough jerky. This is what our ancestors did to preserve the cookie dough they could not eat on the day they hunted it.

Angry toddler screaming in back seat. "OK Google, play Ms. Rachel." "Sure, playing Ms. Rachel on YouTube Music..." Ms. Rachel...

Real talk: We ALL know what tablecloths are REALLY for, and I'm tired of pretending we don't!