Dan

Dan

@dan-asaurus.bsky.social

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NGL, really love the new iPhone Duo. Won’t be getting it because I’m now someone who doesn’t upgrade their phone until it’s necessary, but damn is it pretty. 

#Nextdoor is that type of app where you open it, hoping to maybe see something cool happening locally or some relevant town updates but it’s really just mega boomers complaining or posting the most random nonsense lol

My wife has a Bluesky and she could totally see this if she ever checked it, but I know she doesn’t sooo; imma take work off tomorrow while she’s gone overnight with the kiddo, so I can play video games allll day

Forgetting to put out the trash to the curb on trash day, especially when your wife reminded you about it the day before, is upsetting. Welp.

Babble talk with my kiddo alerts turns into juicy gossip. She’d go bababa and I’d be like “ omg no way did he really say that?” And she’d go blooo and I’m like “girl, she has to stop seeing him”

Man, that #Nintendo direct was kind of butt. Ocarina of Time is hype but got like 5 seconds of cinematic trailer. Everything else was pretty low-mid

I’m going to do it. I’m going to finally put full focus on playing Witcher 3 and sticking to it. Now that there’s DLC coming, it’s the perfect time to

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Friendly reminder that I haven’t slept with anyone in the games industry, at all, ever (unless you count my long-term boyfriend, who is an actor), but my vagina is still so powerful that it can single-handedly influence the success of multi-million dollar games.

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If the game flops then it will be the ultimate testament that you slept your way through into the gaming industry like everybody says.

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Eric Kripke reacts to a gold statue of Trump appearing right after Homelander got a gold statue in ‘The Boys’ “Seriously… what the fuck?”

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A man in India made thousands of dollars scamming 'super dumb' MAGA fans on IG with a fake AI influencer • Helped pay for his med school • Tried a liberal version but it didnt work “Democrats know it’s AI slop .. The MAGA crowd is made up [of] super dumb people. And they fall for it" (via WIRED)

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NASA and Mamdani are proving that Americans are desperate to see their money spent in ways they feel good about. This, however, is not the same thing as simply spending the money on things we would feel good about but never know happened. People need to be able to see it.

Crazy people use #Nextdoor as a personal social media. Like why? I have it to see what’s going on around my neighborhood or ask for local recommendations, but I’ve seen people use it to post baby pictures or vent and that’s wild.

Deleted Instagram off my phone so I can only access it on my iPad or desktop. Trying to use my phone less for social media and getting sucked in