dan-steely.bsky.social

A big mistake decent people make is assuming that the lessons indecent people learn are the same ones they would have learned. Bad people just learn how to be worse, particularly when it's with your permission.

When the Founding Fathers wrote the Constitution, they didn't take political parties into consideration. They never expected that the President and Congress would conspire together rather than keeping each other in check.

Rudy Giuliani Awarded Presidential Medal Of Incest

When Trump finally dies (hopefully sooner rather than later) the funniest thing will be seeing his followers construct conspiracy theories about how he really is still alive. It will be like Elvis all over again. Same weight, too.

Trump seems like the kind of guy who would rush into a burning nursing home after hearing screams coming from inside the building, grab the residents’ wallets, and rush back outside triumphantly.

‘Show Me Where You Make Autism!’ Shouts RFK Jr., Storming Sour Patch Kids Factory theonion.com/show-me...

Free link to crazy WSJ story about Musk and his “harem drama.” Can’t do it justice with the four-screenshot limit! www.wsj.com/politics/elo...

"Abortion was made legal underwater nearly 50 years ago in Salmon Roe v. Wave, yet there is still a stigma attached to what is no more serious a procedure than allowing a goby fish to clean the parasites from my gills." theonion.com/if-fema...