dandelion goblin

Someone should tell him that pants that tight make him look like a plucked chicken.

Was feeling really tired and sore after an active day of moving plants around ahead of winter. Realized roughly 10 minutes ago after utilizing my mouth a lot this evening that…the only water I consumed was with my Vyvanse this morning. 🤦 I’m usually a double water bottle kind of person.

I named a character in MAZYWOOD “Priscilla Stephens” after my 88-year-old aunt, a 1960s civil rights warrior in ailing health. She came to my book signing in Miami and was surprised to hear her name in my reading. 😍 I am still trying to raise money to help offset her bills. gofund.me/fef960f97

One year.

Yet another Minneapolis stolen bike Framed Alaskan alloy fat tire bike Hit me up if you see it. Throw a lock on if you can. I am tired.

They really did Kassidy Yates dirty with her wedding dress. She looks like a K-Mart clearance rack.

God I hate jumpstarting a car. It is terrifying. I should probably figure out how to be less scared of electricity. Or scared in a more reasonable way.

What’s up with your leg there, buddy?

This house is She-Hulk themed, yes?

At a show at First Ave last weekend, Daði Freyr casually said he was glad to be in Minnesota and someone yelled, “Fuck ICE!” Then more shouts of “Fuck ICE!” rang out. Happens everywhere people gather around here now. Contrary to caricature, we don’t say “Ya sure ya betcha”. We shout “Fuck ICE!”

Spend my evening hear my kid cry about how he feels like his mom is quitting him and how hurt he is that she prioritizes her besties kids over him. It’s so fucking hard to hear him hurting so much. Tabitha, I hope the world someday discovers who you are.

I had some andouille in my fridge and threw together a soup with that, a couscous/bean blend from Trader Joe’s, a bunch of spare vegetables, and home made chicken stock, and then topped it with fried sage off of the garden plant, and aged Gouda. Sometimes cooking feels like being a super hero.

Are you holding a grudge or do you just need time to process through what you’ve been through? What if you don’t want accept an apology as soon the perpetrator is in the place to apologize? Maybe you should be allowed to be ready to forgive on your own time, instead of on theirs.

So did Worf grab the hair care products before leaving the exploding shuttlecraft, or does he have them tucked into his uniform all the time? And if the latter, where?

<silently screaming>

I AM ONCE AGAIN ASKING you to hire me to do an excellent job editing your manuscript 🫡

Ohio’s Cincinnati Public Schools is the first district in the nation to own and operate a parking lot where families experiencing homelessness can go to at night and sleep in their cars, and has served more than 300 people since opening this past spring ohiocapitaljournal.com/2026/10/14/c...

I can’t explain it, but today is a really good day to listen to Little Earthquakes.

I do agree the postal workers shouldn’t have to be involved in this, but otherwise, A+ no notes please let me know where to send a gift basket. www.fox6now.com/news/feces-m...

Apparently Tuesdays are queer night at Costco because I swear to god every other cart was pushed by the most wonderful array of crust punks and nonbinary babes and all manner of weirdo.

This asshole made it out of our house today, through a screen hole we had not noticed. Three cheers for the gays across the street who noticed us panic-searching and then noticed the beardie walking on up to their building and asked if we were looking for him. He made it ACROSS THE STREET. 🤯

Went to my first session of spine strength Pt, where I am strapped into various machines that make my core muscles work right. It was legit fucking awesome and I’m looking forward to my next 6-12 weeks of being strapped into big machines 😂

Thanks to all the Minneapolis city council members (including my own) who put out this message denouncing the MPS school closures plan. ✊🏽✊🏽✊🏽

Baked af teenager did a midnight snack, left out the package of butter and half a loaf of bread. Robert ate both, probably washed it down with a ton of water, pissed in the kitchen. I’m. 🤯

Watch this before you go Prime Day shopping.

I think I've been averaging more migraine days than not migraine days pretty regularly for months and I am real tired of it. I have a doc appt next week but I also have very little faith that it's going to help any.

I have heard similar about the Twin Cities as a gathering place for those with shitty families in the Dakotas.

Robert has put himself in time out for being too much of a himbo, I think.

Anyway I wandered around and took some senior yearbook photos of Robert.

Fucking nerd parties, man.

Today I have my vyvanse for the first time since the 17th. WATCH OUT WORLD. I might actually achieve something today.

This morning someone was walking in the alley behind my house and asked if had any money. I had like $2 in cash and gave it to her, and in return she offered me a loose stick of butter she had found. It was kind of great.

I am very sad today, so I am currently icing my face with a frozen half pound of butter, which gives me positive sensory stimulus, and also once it’s thawed I can use it to bake something. I’m a mental health professional!

them: you'd forget your head if it wasn't screwed on me: how do I screw it off

I’ve never wanted to go to a coffee shop less than the one that has the “coffee is my morning wine” sign.

Two seasons in, the most unbelievable part of True Blood is when Sookie is shocked that she might become sexually attracted to Alexander Skarsgard. I mean, Eric.

I feel like I just walked in on some kind of official disciplinary action. Or a heist planning session.