Kim Marshall

Not liking this hurricane development. Hoping for the best for everyone affected. ❤️

Received election mailings from all my local Republicans and not a single one of them put their party affiliation on the card.

I enjoyed this. ordinaryabundance.com

For a junk drawer to legally qualify as a real junk drawer, what is the ONE absolute mandatory item it must include? Cables from electronics you owned 20 years ago.

The defining image for this country in its 250th year.

Oh wow do they have to give back all that flawless drag?

I want you to put the word out there: we back up. Understand? We back up.

You come to me, on the day of my son's wedding, which I am not attending

Oh yes, who could ever forget September 3, 1931?

Got suspended due to suspicious activity on my account. Had to change my password. Logged in to find that my profile contained a link to "Jerk Mate Live." Yeah, that's not me, sorry to disappoint everyone.

Book bans and destruction of books upsets me greatly. At the same time, of all the current fascist moves, this is one that I am 100% certain will fail.

Called IT support today and got them walk me through disabling everything on my work laptop that is pitching AI summaries to me while I'm trying to work. Get thee to a nunnery, AI, get thee gone!

I'm just going to say it I don't need to hide behind coded messages - the president has gone bad, and he should be thrown in the garbage and taken off the menu.

Just had a conversation with a neighbor and it reminded me that Louisiana Catholics are very proud of the Pope and his New Orleans roots. I sure hope Trump and Vance keep going after him, it might lose them this religious red state.

Very inspiring to think that right now someone is writing a screenplay about a guy from Chicago who becomes the Pope, but he's secretly a crime fighting super hero with his HQ deep in the catacombs of Rome. At the end he has to fight his own brother who's an agent of the Antichrist.

Don't skip over the part where he takes credit for the Pope being an American. Truly the biggest narcissist to ever narc.

This was a wild couple of months. The moon landing was July 20, the Manson murders were 2 weeks later, a week after that was Woodstock, but everyone we knew talked about nothing but Hurricane Camille, which wiped out the MS Gulf Coast on Aug. 18.

Roses are red Violets are blue Jessica Mitford playing Boggle With Maya Angelou

We treat these people like royalty and then we're surprised when they don't have the slightest idea of the hassles that normal people deal with in this country every day.

But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother, to put it mildly.

It's great about the Afroman verdict. I hope those heavily armed crybully cops don't go after the jurors. Officer Poundcake was trying to work up a death stare at the end there.

They’re telling me a great empire will be destroyed if I attack Persia. Even the oracles who don’t like me very much, very nasty, they all said to me, “Sir, it’s one of the great empires, and it’ll be destroyed. And all because you attacked Persia.” That’s what they’re telling me.

If we ever get our country back we need to institute an orderly process of issuing new social security numbers that have not been collected by the juvenile delinquents working for Elno Muks.

I grew up around a lot of poor, uneducated and unsophisticated men. Every single one of them knew better than to leave a hat on their head as a flag-draped casket passed in front of them.

Oh geez I need to eat before The Pitt comes on.

Can't wait to see her on Dancing With The Stars.

It looks like shingles. Outbreaks are very painful and are often triggered by stress.

I think about this tweet every time I feel something online start to curl its annoying little grip into my head

I'm afraid the young folks might not know that announcing and then unannouncing a 10-day shutdown of an international airport is clown show stuff. These people are idiots.

Thing about Obama and Mamdani is that they are charming. No one in the Trump family or in his orbit have any of the qualities that make other people like you or enjoy talking with you. These are things you can't buy, so they have no understanding of it.

We have the right to bring guns to protests, but judging by what happened yesterday the gun won't protect you and these cowards will use its presence as an excuse to smear you after they've killed you.

It's not easy to work up the silliness for Mardi Gras this year but damn it I'm trying my best. Here's some crabs and giant crawfish.

When did police start dressing like Fortnite characters? And what is camouflage good for in a city? Dress is a form of speech and we need to pay attention to the message we’re being sent.

House to house searches. People need to think about that. Unconstitutional, yes. Also very dangerous to everyone involved.

We lived in Jamaica for a year when I was a kid and I spent the whole year eating patties.

I'm not seeing any famous Republicans sending out Christmas cards this year with a photo of the entire family strapped with enough guns to take out the neighborhood.

My god, the bad news keeps coming. Happy Fuckin Holidays I guess.

So jealous of all the people who can see the aurora.

heartbroken to learn the pope sympathizes with the poor. how can i continue to believe in god

I still remember my grandparents phone number, disconnected for 30 years, and I remember when you only had to DIAL 5 digits if you were in town.