Unc's Not Dead. Unc's Not Dead.

rest in peace to Dolores Huerta. after a lifetime of organizing, in her last year on earth, she chose to be brave enough to change the historical record; in doing so, she set an example for generations of feminists

A bit obvious but fuck it…

I like how Jim Jarmusch breaks up a stream of slow, sneakily poignant movies with documentaries that are like, "you know who rocks? The Stooges! Ever hear of em?

Swap out the pop cultural details but this is how I’ve felt for the 17 years I’ve been with my wife. She’s brilliant but she likes being stupid sometimes and that’s where I come in.

Kavanaugh stops in action: ICE tackled a non-verbal kid near his school, left him with injuries requiring surgery, and then left the scene when they realized he wasn't the person they were looking for www.independent.com/2026/10/23/i...

Lula winning is great for the planet, great for Brazil, and great for people who aren't revanchist assholes everywhere in the world, but let's not forget that it's also going to make some of the worst people on Earth extremely sad and mad. We should enjoy that, as a little treat.

Hate to admit but that’s a solid line.

“RFK Jr. no! (*clap)” *Cheryl Hines pulls out a baggie full of sauerkraut “RFK Jr., treat? Treat?” *RFK Jr. tries to be good but the smell of an opossum’s unbalanced vaginal biome is too powerful. He runs behind the garage.

So there's no monoculture except for one zionist podcast that everyone has heard of except me?

"..on the side of the elites," he said to the richest person there's ever been.

RVTURN to Vegas as a vice sink

Seen in Strongsville, Ohio

Hey can more people put that Matthew Yglesias video in my feed?

You could also aim a bazooka at them and they'd comply. I still don't think you should do it.

Some cities it's just not worth fucking with

Sure! Thanks!

Me: Pete Hegseth, you can’t possibly fuck up worse than you already have. Pete Hegseth: Hold my beer…and my whiskey tumbler…and my Long Drink…and Eisenhower’s globe.

Q: “What was your overall reaction to having J.D. Vance at practice?” Joe Burrow: “A lot of people around.” 😬🤷🏼

Love buying groceries and funding the movement to dissolve my children's teacher's unions. Feels great.

"If your $100 was in response to a fundraising text or email, the single most expensive way to raise money in American politics, $65 is instantly consumed by the cost of asking you for it. " newrepublic.com/article/2163...

Ramaswamy has produced an attack ad weaponizing the rape of his opponent, Amy Acton, when she was 12 years old. It features Acton’s mother, who abandoned Acton after she was raped by her step-father, fleeing the state with her husband. Here is the corporate money helping fund that ad.

“A Popular Information analysis of campaign finance records reveals that the [Ramaswamy] ad was funded, in part, with contributions from the PACs and executives of major American corporations, including Bank of America, Deloitte, DraftKings, Kroger, and Nationwide.” popular.info/p/the-corpor...

Why does harvesting olives require coordination? Why is an olive grove run by Palestinians a restricted security area?

Amy Acton falls down for me in a lot of places, most glaringly on LGBTQ issues, but Jesus, Vivek is so contemptible, and such a threat to teachers and public schools, that I need to see him lose badly.

I’ve shaved my head 100% before and I’d like to know how he learned to shave it 150%.

Screaming at my children to be quiet so I can hear Jen Psaki pee.

Weirdest piece of political memorabilia I've ever seen.

“only when you agree with you.” Poise under pressure.

“Dan it’s 72 degrees out. Take off your hoodie.” *I take off my Rucking Fotten The Thing hoodie to reveal my Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me t-shirt. Everyone groans at my shit.

Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia, Frances Ha.

Huh that doesn’t sound like them.

Shorty can’t eat no book, what I told Ta-Nehisi Coates music.apple.com/us/album/wes...

Under the keffiyeh, we continue to lend a helping hand to families in need in Gaza🤍 chuffed.org/project/gkt?...

Are we counting the kibbutz shelling as one-by-one, or not, because that almost certainly was not Hamas? I see the debunked mass rape thing made your count at least.

Anyone who calls my eating style "disgusting and desperate" instead of "enthusiastic" is THE ENEMY. Thank you for your attention to this matter. President Dan.

Putting memories of "GASMs" and subsequent...revelations on mute for 3:22. Goddamnit RIP D'Angelo.

*Stavros Halkias about to do his subway take “Your bathroom should never…” *Cate Blanchett sprint kicks him out of frame “If you have a leaf blower I will castrate you.”

I wouldn't disagree with an italian person who considered this Italian minstrelsy for American consumption but god help me I live for this shit.