Timothy Eggert 🎭

I *think* I got everyone who answered my initial request, but I could add more. Give me your permission, let me know the last show/project you did and where it was in the Greater Houston area, and I'll ad you to the list! Thanks. go.bsky.app/3xLtevE

Scaramucci Scaramucci He outlasted Zacharia Thunderbolts and lightning Very very frightening me

Here to remind you that a live broadcast public execution is a common element in dystopian fiction.

While all the Bollywood suggestions I’m getting on Netflix might be a refreshing change of pace, I’m assuming there was a data breach recently?

2026 keeps taking the wrong people from Home Alone 2. There. I said it.

Now begins our annual INDEPENDENCE DAY double feature AT CINEMA VOLUME to distract the dogs from fireworks.

It’s raining, it’s pouring, and I should be at home snoring, dammit.

RTD has a long history of being intentionally vague and/or misleading regarding his designs on Doctor Who. But if there’s one thing we can count on, it’s that we’ll know for certain a new Doctor has been cast when white smoke billows from the chimney of his house.

It feels like a dagger in the heart that The Late Show is gone. Stephen Colbert kept me sane during the last decade or so. Speaking truth to power is the most important and courageous thing an entertainer can do. What is art if not a reflection (and critique) of humanity? Godspeed, Stephen.

I’m watching the Thursday 4/2 7:30 pm @nasaartemis.bsky.social briefing. Who’s blowing on a jug and can they stop? Dogs are freaking out at home! GO ARTEMIS!

Did we all just collectively forget that Boy Kibble was Doogie’s teen rapper friend? Good grief, people.

I absolutely loved #ProjectHailMary but the most implausible thing about it is 21st Century humanity coming together quickly to solve an extinction crisis.

I don’t know who needs a Star Trek/Star Wars mashup cosplay idea but Tuvokka is like right there.

Got bored. Made this. #iykyk

I have to admit “Supreme Court delivers blow to President over tariffs” is a refreshing change in headline to the usual “SCOTUS Blows POTUS.”

Don't congratulate John Roberts or the Supreme Court. Congratulate Rick Woldenberg, the Chicago-area leader of Learning Resources, an educadtional toy company that had the courage to sue the president of the United States to save his family business. As well as everyone else who stepped up.

Maybe we should bring back more than arrests? (expanding photo may not help)

Fair warning re The All-American Halftime Show: scientists have shown that even WATCHING Kid Rock can give you an STD.

No context Starfleet Academy

Noah Wyle out here doing life long oeuvre

Congrats and good luck, Ryan Coogler!

@sassterpiece.bsky.social returns to Twitch at 8pm CT on Tuesday January 27th for a comedy riff of ‘The Phantom’!

Look, I know its a logical fallacy to assume all recommendations from this administration are perilous - but emotionally speaking there's never been a better reason to become vegan. We're officially living in the Upside Down, where even the food pyramid has ben overturned.

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My annual “end of the world” beer - good riddance 2025. May the year 2026 find more sanity, courage, and compassion.

I swear I’m the only person in America wanting sliced green olives without the pimento bits. You can almost never find them at the grocery store, and when you do they’re in tiny jars. 😖

Gentle reminder about watching Alan Rickman’s holiday oeuvre: ‘Love Actually’ is always immediately followed by ‘Die Hard’ so Emma Thompson can thematically get her revenge.

“I’m the clever one, you’re the potato one.” - The Doctor

“What’s the point of them being happy now if they’re going to be sad later? The answer, of course, is that they’re going to be sad later.” - The Doctor

And very predictably a certain gasbag can’t keep his vile mouth shut about the deaths of his critics. No reason to share the post. The devil needs no advocate.

I know a lot of us (me included) are pissed at JKR right now, but if you want an allegory about what’s happening in education specifically and government generally in 2025, you can’t do better than HARRY POTTER AND THE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX.

Wonderful perspective.

Intellivision is back! I was excited for the wireless controller upgrade until I remembered half the fun of playing an Intellivision was the stupid game of stretching the coiled controller cables as far as you could & letting go, destructively launching the bubble button controllers at the console.

Ho-Ho-Ho, who wouldn’t go? Me. I’m the one who wouldn’t go up on the housetop. I don’t even like going into the attic. I don’t care if old St. Nick or Jesus Christ himself are up there. Miss me with your musical acrophobic dares.

Dear Tech Companies: until I can have a conversation with Lt Cmdr Data without boiling away humanity’s supply of fresh water, please stop suggesting I try out your A.I. tools.

Today I found out that MERRY CHRISTMAS is an anagram for MR CRREAMY SHITS and I can’t stop laughing because I am five years old.

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My listening age is STOP PLAYING ICE RECRUITMENT ADS

DIANE LADD IS CARNOSAUR IN ROGER CORMAN’S CARNOSAUR (I may have gotten that wrong) Tonight (Nov 25) at 8pm US-Central www.twitch.tv/sassterpiecetheatre #comedy #mst3kesque #dinosaurs

As much as I think I would enjoy Billie Piper as the 16th Doctor, part of me would also like her to turn to a companion and say “this reminds me of a time when…“ and then flashback to Paul McGann as the Doctor and let him take over for two or three seasons.

With people being welcomed again to Derry and Texas Renaissance Festival going on, I figured now was a fun time to share this photo from 2019.

Trump at Odds with CIA Assessment on Khashoggi Killing www.factcheck.org/2025/11/trum...

Hey kids - new kaiju just dropped www.nippon.com/en/in-depth/...

I’m sure Chappell Roan was thrilled to hear about this, too.

I’ve been looking at lists for Best Comedy Christmas Songs and clearly not enough people know about ‘Chiron Beta Prime’ by Jonathan Coulton. youtu.be/LUoDmRM2aJ0

I love me a work catered lunch, but man, I am not ready for the holidays. I am, however, ready for a nap.

A scoop that I’m not happy to report: CBS News has gutted its climate change reporting team, one of the best in the business, and one of the only ones on cable news that consistently called out fossil fuels as the main source of climate pollution. heated.world/p/cbs-news-k...

It’s like the National Debt Tracker, but with more grease and ketchup. www.americanprogress.org/feature/trum...