David Wain Brady

Before you get upset about anything I post, please see the second part of my profile.

Pretty disappointed in myself that the thing thats going to make me cancel my spotify sub is that somehow lyric transcriptions that were correct are now wildly wrong. Ex: Plowed by Sponge

Perfect time for me to get home and turn on the baseball game

Cheesecake Factory is indeed fancy when you’re 12 and your parents let you choose where to go for your birthday dinner because you’re a big boy now

NBA Hall of Famer Moses Malone just now getting a street named after him is a bad sign for getting a street named after me

Someone should do something to Palmer Luckey. Honestly, all it has to be is shave that loser ass goatee and that could be enough.

Narrator: They did not do more research

I will never not get Matt & Kim confused with Mates of State. If you ask me to name a Matt & Kim song, its guaranteed I will name a Mates of State song.

Since his face is in the news again, David Ellison looks like the evil brother of these guys

Its difficult to take the charges against Lucas and the ones against Taylor seriously when they come out this close to the election and when you know who is behind each one

That Economist AI reporter referring to the tesla “flying car” roll as a kickflip is a clear indication he has no idea what he is talking about

Clayface shouldve been a show but wild to make a movie and not have any known actors in it

Phish is playin two shows starting tonight. Watch out for those wooks.

it is very cool to have the livelihood of every creative person on earth obliterated by people who don’t understand what art is for

There are too many music sub-genres. We need to just go back to everything falling into a handful of genres. Rock, Metal, Rap, Techno, Oldies, Pop. That should cover it.

“Wait MtV still hosts the VMAs? Weird considering they don’t even play-” *everyone within an earshot tackles me and beats me to a pulp*

With gas prices higher than they’ve ever been the whole 15 min city thing isn’t sounding so bad now is it?

I love how Vin acts like he writes and directs all the Fast and Furious movies.

Don’t really need a Neagley spinoff but sure why not. Make a show for every side character in the Reacherverse and I’ll watch them all.

Blowing up your headlining stadium tour b/c you’re a coward and not due to some crime you committed is pretty impressive

Steely Dan is Republican-coded

If you’re a dem and willing to throw trans folks under the bus for centrists votes, how am I, as a non-white person supposed to believe you won’t do the same to me?

If the CIA is on your resume you should be prohibited from holding public office

BREAKING: a whistleblower has just quit company wikiHow, warning that within ten years, advanced wikiHow illustrations may kill us all

If you love your city and want to prop up the mom and pop businesses there, fantastic. Thats a great thing. You don’t need to try to use that to become some microinfluencer though.

I wonder how much Sun O))) pays the amp company to use their trademark. Is it annual? Is it a cut of profits? Was it a flat one-time fee?

I’ve had my fill of Sting’s son for now. Bring him back in a couple of year and preferably in a manner that is less bland.

Chinese propaganda, tech-haters, and leftists are why there's a PR image problem for an industry that 1) says they might kill us all 2) promises to ruin every job in every industry 3) has, for four years, grossly misrepresented the capabilities and limitations of the actual products on the market.

What the mainstream media wont tell you is that Trump is currently in talks to star in a reboot of The League

Really hope Lewis Ginter agrees to pay their workers a living wage before I have to go to a wedding there next Saturday

RIP Andy Williams. To this day Hot Damn! still rips.

Today was a good day

Dr Pepper Ten fell victim to a terrible marketing campaign. It’s time to bring back Light Sodas.

ACAB includes all the people on the bus who tried to stop Reacher

Great day to be a hater of the Beatles

My old man opinion is if you are in a band and you rely on digital everything and have no amps on stage, you suck and are a shitty musician.

Doing a dudes weekend and I cannot wait to force Average Day Joes onto all of them

Whats the likelihood that C and J of @averagedayjoebot.bsky.social vote? I’m pretty confident that J does not vote. On the fence about C.

House of Dragons? More like House of Drags On

I dont order ubers often, so is it common that they just take 20 min to pick you up now? Bring back taxis

Ffs I don’t use uber often. Is it common for drivers to cancel rides 10 min after accepting the ride or just accepting a ride when theyre 20 min away? Bring back Napoleon Taxi. This shit sucks.

yeah, this is good. properly regulated speed and red light cameras are good, Flock-style license plate reader dragnet surveillance is bad www.aclum.org/news/were-pr...

So far I’ve seen Sinema and Eric Adams as former politicians lobbying for data centers. Are there any other widely hated politicians they’ve tapped? If the job still exists in 3 years, I assume Fetterman will sign on once he loses his next election.

Depicting foreigners as a threat to a country’s social, moral, and national order? Where have I seen that before?

You cant have both a Continental Championship AND a Continental Cup. I’m too dumb for that.

All Out Chicago…on my birthday you say?