Daniel Hommel

According to the two pizza rule I am committed to qualify as a team today.

Without saying your age, what’s your favorite movie that came out when you were 18?

Picture posts from people I don’t follow about things that have nothing to do in my feed. And there’s no way to say “I don’t want this”. Probably worse than AI slop videos. #youtube #enshittification

The sign-up phase for Agile Coach Camp Germany 2026 started yesterday evening. This year it’s first come, first served. Here is the link, in case you are interested: forms.gle/5JEyFd4dvzxZ...

I’ve now had several software subscriptions following the same pattern: 1. Stuff random ai features everywhere 2. Price increase… I’m at a point where I’d be ready to pay more to get the ai free version back.

Dear YouTube AI slop makers. Can you at least switch up the voice every now and then from the default setting? Half of YouTube shorts has the same voice now… but well, going to look at the kitties on mute then.

So, I learned a new Internet abbreviation today: ai;dr

A great benefit if AI is that it has become relatively easy to create a 5x5 bullshit bingo game just in time for the next meeting.

I am confused because I just got a chat message. On Spotify?!

After a cancelled train and one switching platforms two 2 min before departure, IF you still make your long distance train, you have at least the privilege to enjoy edge signal while not being able to get any food. German public transportation. 🤦🏻‍♂️

Today the amazing public transportation in Stuttgart takes me 2:10 to get from Ludwigsburg to my appartment in Esslingen. That‘s 30 km. By car I can get to Zurich in 2:30. It’s just getting ridiculous by now.

So apparently companies don’t tell you anymore that they are comparing providers and according to which criteria. The just ask for a proposal for something fluffy and tell you afterwards „btw, we actually only want this off the shelf thing and are comparing for price“. Disrespectful.

Does anyone know how I can turn off auto-dubbing on YouTube? I hate this apparently enforced feature with all my heart.

It’s funny how ChatGPT-5 cannot even generate error free python code for the OpenAI API. Going to replace all the coders next week, though…

Just getting send a mathematical proof on Sunday afternoon. I love my nerd friends.

If you can't look back at your younger self and realize that you were an idiot, you are probably still an idiot.

„Never fully commit to falsifiability“

Deutsche Bahn makes me strongly consider flying longer distances within Germany again. It’s almost impossible to justify the time investment and the amount of delay, not to speak of letting people wait..

By accident just typed KinkedIn. Might be the more interesting social network.

Help me out with this: what is the correct tool to remove dust from the vacuum cleaner?

For the same price you could book me until now, you can from now on talk to my chat bot. I call it vibe coaching.

This code ain’t gonna vibe itself

You still have time to sign up for the lottery at agilecoachcamp.de #ACCDE25 is a 4 day camp for people interested in agile in a great venue surrounded by trees. They share, learn, and create knowledge via open space, and in-between they eat well, play games, talk, take walks, and enjoy themselves.

We started having a lottery at the German Agile Coach Camp because we had more people signup than we had spaces. People who sign up 17th-23th of March will be part of the lottery, and after that people will be assigned to a waiting list. Read more about #ACCDE25 here: agilecoachcamp.de

Haven‘t heard about NFT in a while.

Someone from a different space asked me to review their event concept and they had this interesting typo. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Ausschreibung der Stelle (mit Info wie die Bewerbung erfolgt): agile.coach/de/team/kauf... Gerne auch weiter sagen / teilen. Hat jemand einen heißen Tip, wie wir suchen könnten? Dankbar für jeden Hinweis. @agileanton.bsky.social @danielhommel.bsky.social

Wir suchen ab sofort eine/n Kaufmann/-frau für Büromanagement (m/w/d), Berlin-Mitte, halbe Stelle, sehr hoher Anteil Homeoffice. Ja, das sind KI Bilder, Photos von uns selbst gibt es auf der Seite „Unser Team“, Link zur detaillierten Ausschreibung der Stelle ist im ersten Kommentar.

I wish it would be possible to filter individual keywords from my LinkedIn timeline. Agile would at the moment be one of the key candidates.

First time watching tv in ages. Amazon prime is showing ads every five minutes. It’s almost as annoying as linear tv now. Considered selling my tv anyway…

Haven‘t coded in a while and want to attempt a bit of a side project. Help me out here: what would you use react, vue or angular? Why?

Today at the pharmacy Dude <orders some kind of homeopathic pills> Clerk: „Any questions about intake?“ Dude: „No. I mean I could take a hundred of those at once and I think it won’t make any difference.“ Me: …

Germany, where you do not even have have stable enough mobile reception to have a phone call on a train ride between two major cities. I had better reception in the middle of Transilvania where there is a whole lot of nothing and free roaming bears.

Every time I try to use ChatGPT for something more than a surface level research task, it starts to blatantly make up stuff. If I ask it for sources, it sometimes even makes up the source. Sometimes it uses an existing source that is about something entirely different. 🤖💩

I was just asked what my age, ethnicity, gender, sexuality and disability status is for a conference submission. By an American company. Without indication of what the data is used for. 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

Don’t feed the gremlins past midnight! Just give it to me…

Wrote a bit about attention to vision and result on linkedin www.linkedin.com/feed/update/... Inspired by a post by @danielhommel.bsky.social which is why it has his picture :)

Ok, give me your dumbest jokes, puns, word play and whatever else you have in the fun department. Go!

I recently have a lot of days where, without planning to do so, I live almost vegan. One regular exception is chicken nuggets. Is there a term for that? Nuggetarian?

It’s fascinating how mindfulness comes from a non-dualistic background and involves overcoming the ego and at the same time seems to produce ever increasing numbers of egoistic pricks. Where did it go wrong?

Amazing. When your domain providers software lets you make changes to dns records without telling you there is another active setting that will reset everything inadvertently. And suddenly it’s silent in your work inbox while you wait for an important reply from client…

What was that rule again? If I‘m still awake at midnight I need to eat chocolate? Well, ok then.

I like that perplexity ai provides real internet sources to the answers it gives you. What I don’t like is how much of these weird collaborative LinkedIn articles show up as sources.

The best pre-workout supplement is a banana and a cup of coffee.

There is a strong negative correlation between lying awake slightly hungry late at night and having snacks available in this household.

Today, while using ChatGPT to generate blind text to test fonts, I found several typos in the ChatGPT output. It’s getting dumber, folks.

If you have considered signing up for the lottery of the German Agile Coach Camp, you still have time :) 3 days, 10 hours and 17 minutes to be exact :) Read more here agilecoachcamp.de