🏁 Daniel 🏁

No new crap. Play Creep.

My superpower of always picking the wrong queue is worthy of a comic and a toyline

The people at the checkout pissing off to go get more stuff epidemic has spread to DIY stores

The central conceit of sports is that you can’t be seen to enjoy winning for any more than a fleeting moment. You must immediately pivot to performatively addressing the next challenge. It must be exhausting. It’s definitely boring.

Are we the only country that makes what the locals think of a terrible crime the headline instead of the terrible crime?

Contrast with the time the ‘digital crimes’ were machines created to generate CSAM and our cowards ran and hid until the media got bored.

Far right protesters can walk into libraries to threaten people with a police escort and block roads asking brown skinned people for ID while the Gardai look on. The same Gardai will happily put a dozen leftie students in A+E for a week during an eviction protest. I hope this helps your analysis

The lad in the IT that goes mad if you slag off the Beeb will be twisting in his grave.

Have been out for pints… what’s with so many men going for a whizz spitting into urinals? How do they have that much phlegm to dispose of? It’s disgusting.

If you’re in #Cork and want a night out in November, consider Paddy Casey and Mundy live in Crosshaven

What’s the story with this yoke?

Saw a teenage boy commit a crime. Skin fade hair, black north face jacket, and grey tracksuit pants. Guards have an id parade of 300,000 lined up for me.

Watched an episode of the Simpsons made within the last ten years that made me laugh… going for a lie down…

Air quality. And very dramatically.

As soon as someone uses ‘far left’, they should be demanded to define it. Same with ‘woke’ and ‘cancel culture’. Someone being paid cash money to communicate and using terms for which there is no accepted definition is a propagandist.

Everyone is correct about that ad. It makes no difference. The elderly are venerated in Ireland and anything that can be inferred as criticism or wrongdoing is going to get stomped on. P.S. the elderly vote. No politician is withdrawing their words.

Pats fan Sneyd watching the feed from Tallaght and doing his impression of Randy in South Park as the podcasts queue up to shove a mic in front of him…

Making a bunch of subs and immediately conceding is it?

Christ on a bike just end this season

I used to agree with the ‘pyro adds to the atmosphere’ stuff at LOI matches, but it’s just tedious now.

Government by twitter seems like a bad idea

It’s a conscious choice to let the DUP carry on dee-you-peeing without asking them what they knew about Jeffrey and why they said nothing at every opportunity. Same happened after cash for ash.

Ye all give out about Finn McRedmond but Leahy is the real pox in that place. Everything wrong with self satisfiedop-ed newspaperism in one cabbage headed fool.

The next James Bond will be David Moyes. Your job now is to stand by our new man. That is important.

My assumption is that the plan is for Ireland to join anti migrant operations in the Med and the Atlantic as climate change induced war and poverty makes swathes of Africa and the ME unliveable. Justifying it is also why there’s an upsurge in Islamophobic propaganda by the chattering classes.

Saw an elderly man, stooped and using two walking sticks, get into a car and drive off this morning. As the older wealthy population grows, the more of these dangers will be on the roads. And no one will want to touch talking about it with a barge pole.

Listening to those shitheads banging on about Russia and a dysfunctional UN when they would piss their trousers if the yanks told them not to use a toilet is sickening.

The way Sharon Horgan has written a 19 year old boy going to college in her new show is laughable (derogatory).

Fear of Muslims is 1,000 years old but the all channel Muslim hate the last couple of years is transparently to provide legitimacy for Israel’s crimes.

*Spoiler Alert* TIL the 1986 Five Star song ‘Systematic’ was actually ‘System Addict’.

Last time I saw a team collapse into a pathetic rabble after losing a striker in the summer window they won the league, so scrambling to avoid a playoff is disappointing.

I would prefer if my football team would stop taking sleeping pills at half time.

The unit of a centre half we’re supposed to be building the team around off injured again, is it?

Our dipshits having an ‘AI summit’ bending over for the tech lords the same week we find out Zuckerberg is interfering in the Brazilian election and Musk is helping to get Ukrainians killed is a bit on the nose, even for them.

A 4,999 seat stadium at Oriel

Love the ‘DIY’ videos on YouTube where some yank has a workshop the size of a bungalow and owns enough large tools to supply IKEA.

And it has to be said, three disgraces to football.

Galway - the current Frankenstein’s monster club - have never beaten sham rovers (one of its corpses last did it 20 years ago). So if they keep this up, not sure how anyone can claim rovers are anything other than spoofers.

There’s an office in my factory that used to be mine but not since about 2006, where I stuck some Panini World Cup 2002 stickers. Two are still there:

Three Dublin clubs at the top of the league, their three managers whinging.

North Louth smuggling tycoons driving vans of Sally Rooney books over the border.

The ‘protest / strike should not inconvenience people’ takes are a sign of extreme stupidity.

Won’t somebody think of the [checks notes] weapons companies’ executives

Half our country are easily deceived morons isn’t the exculpation they seem to think it is. (Did the Russians paint the bus, put up the posters, and run the Daily’s Mail, Express andTelegraph too?)

That was a weird game (apart from the red card which is absolutely normal incompetence) when the team that won should be thrown out of the league. Still, though, Liverpool will be 8th at best. So weak.

I had reason to be in Drogheda today… that’s an angry angry town.

Hopefully for Derry it doesn’t go to a penalty shootout 👀