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How many units of Zacharias are there in a Scaramucci?

Fucking hell! They're all just common criminals.

I gave a girl some flowers. She took me by the hand upstairs into her bedroom, slipped off her underwear and spread her legs, saying, “This is for the flowers.” I said, “Don’t be silly, there must be a vase in here somewhere.”

Ok, first off what's a "signal". 😏

LOL!

If Lauren Boebert had lived in Renaissance Italy.

Who's the seat mate desperately trying to hold it together?

@google @developers.google.com @searchliaison.bsky.social - 2 plus 2 does not equal 5 you fucking craven quivering spineless cowards! It is not "Lake America" and its never going to be.

Harp? I wonder if he’s plucked her yet.

the words between parentheses are their childrenheses

NEW AD: 14 years ago today, Ken Paxton stole someone's $1,000 pen. Today, Ken Paxton’s pen victim is endorsing James Talarico.

Gotta find me a 6ft sock now

Gawd! the fucking stupid smug ignorance. I just can't

“It’s time for us to take our state back — now you might say: ‘haven’t y’all been in power for like the last 30 years?’ And to that i say… SHUT UP.” 😂😂 Nails it 🎯

Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset" U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*

Is this Kelly?

Is it really a good idea to be giving people another reason? www.npr.org/2026/06/22/n...

The Supreme Court of the United States is reckless, lawless, and corrupt. The law is not supposed to be Calvinball.

I am Sporetacus.

Smashed three car windows already to save dogs from the heat. Haven’t found any yet but I’m not giving up.

@bsky.app Reinstate Popehat! If we wanted to have to put up with this kind of crap we could have stayed on X.

@bsky.app STOP IT! We expect this kind of treatment at the bad place. Not here. Leave the Hat alone!

We need to become ungovernable.

There had better be tribunals. And there better be rope.

If I was this limber you'd never see me coming - or going.

This is the way.

I think taking seriously that the president is an honest-to-God deranged gangster, and every lawful institution meant to stop that from happening has failed and has no real prospect of functioning, is so unsettling that a lot of folks have just decided to retreat into fantasy as a coping mechanism.

Calvinball.

“You know we’re in a war,” President Trump said yesterday, as a White House letter to Congress asserted that the War Powers Act doesn’t apply because there’s no war. Utter contempt. Congress is cool with it. Because the GOP majority also has contempt for the law, Constitution, country, and people.

Let's all post it and see if they indict all of us. Seriously, flood the zone with this pic.

Whoopsie daisy how'd this end up on my timeline?

We are living in the stupidest time, where intellectually incurious men with arrested development play silly games to boost their fragile egos while the rest of the country struggles with the direct consequences of their incompetence and inattention.

It's a shame that "defend your culture" always means "hate strangers different from you" and never "enact anti-pollution laws so that you can go fishing with your grandkids the way your grandpa taught you."

Anyone suggesting we should stop accurately pointing out factual ways that the president is wrecking this country on a daily basis, or expressing an opinion about that, because of something a random nut does is espousing a profoundly un-American concept that I completely reject.

"Do you regret your heated rhetoric?" "No. Do you regret your chilled rhetoric? Do you regret sitting on the sidelines as norms fell away and so many laws were broken? Do you regret pretending like this was all normal and you alone were savvy enough to see that Both Sides Are To Blame?"

Do I want to post something that will only lead to lots of people responding angrily while missing the point or do I want to just vaguepost as a way to vent without having to actually deal with that? Well, if you're reading this you know which one I chose...

This is treating Trump v. United States as law. It is not law. It is anti-law. It belongs in that category of Supreme Court decisions which were not merely wrong, they were illegitimate and non-binding from the day they were issued. It is owed no more respect than Lincoln gave Dred Scott.

VERY COOL PERSON: It's four-twenty, you know what that means? ME: Hell yeah! [starts shoving blackbirds into a pie]

I will never forgive these assholes for making me repeatedly agree with Rand Paul 🤦🏻‍♂️

say i’m weak one more time, say it, SAY IT MOTHERFUCKER

LOL! "Trump is not the same man we supported." What a maroon!

Ex Deputy National Security Advisor for Strategic Communications and Speechwriting under Obama👇🏽