Dano Sauter

When you have snipers, you should tell everyone where they will be.

Jackson Wyoming has a lot of people and cars and zero groceries in case anyone was wondering

4 days camping in Yellowstone and I’ve heard more car alarms than 9 years in North Minneapolis

(curtain up) (Scrooge enters quietly and sits at a lone piano) 🎶 Ebony -zer Scrooge that’s me And it’s true that I am quite miserly. Got an itch for gold and I’ll scratch it Cratchit, come help me 🎶 (Just need to get rights from Stevie Wonder and Paul McCartney, shouldn’t be a problem.)

The Last Airbender.

He looks like John Cena on a hunger strike

Whoa! Was that former mnunited player James Rodriguez captaining the Colombian men’s soccer team?!?!

I just got cracked in the head with a hail chunk

World Cup visitors are learning that the way we say we’re proud of our kids is through saying so on a bumper sticker! #america #worldcup

So what’s the play for when Trump is on the big screen? Do they pump up the music to be somehow be louder than the boos? Do they just let it happen? Does Trump claim the boos were for something else?

awoo 54

Chat gpt commercial where the restaurant owner walks around telling employees that these tables needs to be cleaned fucking sucks. Like no shit man.

it's so funny to complain about the Pope being "weak on crime". he is the ostensible mouthpiece of a God whose whole thing is forgiving sins. it's technically his job to be weak on crime.

Future generations will ask when it was that humanity started wiping their asses with coins instead of soft paper…

Are we in charge of running Venezuela enough for Kash Patel to party in their locker room?

Saw some folks day drinking and dancing at a bus stop. Turned on npr to see if it happened. It didn’t happen.

I don’t think T*ump has the reflexes and agility of GW, so it will at least be a small consolation to see him get a shoe to the face

There was a double homicide blocks from our house a few hours ago, we still hear helicopters all over the place, indicating perhaps that there is still a search? But no shelter in place. Not great!

it's so funny that he wedged in a complaint about the new kickoff rule at the end there lmao

Lindsey Vaughn with some big Boobie Miles energy and I’m afraid to watch.

The Tuch

Episodes are too short, I’ll say it

Started a rewatch of Game Of Thrones and it’s hard to enjoy while knowing how insanely bad they botched the final episodes.

This is so beautiful and devastating

37 year old white male citizen with a lawful permit to carry a firearm, says the Minneapolis Police Department.

Until we see the yellow vested backs of the state police as they face ice with batons in hand, then they can fuck all the way off.

Holy fucking shit

I just watched a video of a man getting beat by 5-8 ice agents, then shot multiple times as he lays on the ground. I take my kids here for doughnuts. I can’t fucking believe this.

Solidarity from Camden!!! #iceout #fuckice

I didn't write this for people in the Twin Cities. I wrote this to everyone else, my feeble attempt to try to be witness to the occupation of Minnesota and the chaos of every single day right now. open.substack.com/pub/wburdine...

Just heard “or even get date night started” on a Menards commercial and I lol’d. Hell yeah white Menards couple, get 15% off some dried pasta with your bathroom faucet. Go home, install a new lighting fixture, and fuck on a full stomach of red sauce and mini shells.

Hi folks, I'm seeing a lot of "Eyes on Minneapolis" & "We support Minnesota" sentiment. Here's a tangible way you can help: Trump just suspended federal funding for SNAP benefits to Minnesota. Second Harvest Heartland is an MN-based hunger-relief org. Please donate what you can. www.2harvest.org

Damn. RIP Bob Weir.

So the World Cup just isn’t happening right?

Fucking madness

Phish gets it

Feels like they think this is a legitimate good and Christian thing to do on Christmas, which of course is the opposite.

Come to me all who are weary and heavy laden, and I will give thee rest

The Village reference in STS5e3

Is “So Much Wine” by Phoebe Bridgers amongst the best cover of a cover ever?