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SELLOUT by Dan Ozzi turns five today

[to the tune of missy elliott’s “get ur freak on”] Talafreako

any politician who won’t say “trans rights” with their full chest is showing that they 1. are willing to throw the most vulnerable people under the bus and 2. fall for idiotic right wing traps. disqualifying!

People Standing in Front of Danzig's House: Volume 2 mentioned!

NATHAN FIELDER: do you get why this is funny? ELIZABETH HOLMES: yes he's dressed like a hot dog FIELDER: ok but why is it funny that he's dressed like a hot dog? ELIZABETH HOLMES: he's also driving a hot dog car ELIZABETH HOLMES' HUSBAND: sorry we don't have nitrate-based conversation after 9pm

these will all ship out on monday! you can still place orders at: danozzi.bigcartel.com

in his prime, bam margera would already be trying to 360 flip a tesla at Love park

i’m also throwing these tiny stickers in with orders until they run out

you're laughing? i take hundreds of photos of people standing in front of danzig's house for no real reason and you're laughing? danozzi.bigcartel.com/product/peop...

we missed a week but No Disrespect is back today with a new ep reminder that you can leave us a voicemail ‪(347) 696-6679‬ podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/r...

People Standing in Front of Danzig's House: Vol 2, now available for pre-order. New people, same house, more standing. danozzi.bigcartel.com

of all the vile shit these fuckers have normalized in modern culture, mainlining transphobic slurs into daily life makes my blood boil the most. nothing but pain for these rotten bigots.

unfortunately i identify with netanyahu because i have also flown to new york to read for 10 people

if you’re looking for something to watch this weekend, Mr. Tim Kasher (Cursive, The Good Life, etc) made a great feel-bad movie called Who’s Watching that’s now on streaming here he is in front of danzig’s house danozzi.substack.com/p/rock-books...

SELLOUT by Dan Ozzi

you can learn a lot from looking at who throws a like on a crashout post

in light of the Ed Sheeran news I am calling for a complete and total ban on white guys with acoustic guitars until we can figure out what the hell is going on!

the look the iguana gives when you tap the glass at the reptile house

can’t believe this timeline has got me supporting macklemore and jimmy kimmel. unforgivable.

hot take: we should imprison war criminals instead of letting them live long enough to make cutesy paintings of their crimes

there's a very small number of viral clips i'll watch every single time they come through my feed. if that nathan fielder drink the grandson's pee clip comes up that's the next 1 minute and 56 seconds of my life right there.

no it isn’t. this sticker is lying

having a little labor day weekend sale. 15% OFF everything in my store. signed books, zines, vinyl, shirts, etc. discount code: SUMMERXSALE danozzi.bigcartel.com

having a little labor day weekend sale. 15% OFF everything in my store. signed books, zines, vinyl, shirts, etc. discount code: SUMMERXSALE danozzi.bigcartel.com

i talked to @andrewdsacher.bsky.social, author of the new book Emo Revival, about the emo revival. danozzi.substack.com/p/andrew-sac...

most embarrassing guy of all time

if Vice was still around we would have had an I Masturbated While Wearing ICE's Shock Gloves article published already

my book probably wouldn't exist without the influence of dan ozzi's SELLOUT so, needless to say, i was thrilled to talk to him about it danozzi.substack.com/p/andrew-sac...

i really want one of those "no updates from me!" zoom jobs. i never have any updates and i think i'd be really good at it.

Preordered EMO REVIVAL by @andrewdsacher.bsky.social and the review quote from @danozzi.bsky.social reminded me: I use the tote from preordering SELLOUT almost every day. But I moved apartments before my copy arrived. I’m a “tote-era only” Dan Ozzi fan, as rare as “slam poetry only” TWIABP fans

My understanding is that Dolly Parton made Rhinestone happen because she wanted to bang Sylvester Stallone. And she gave us Drinkin' Stein, which rocks, in the process www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4ra...

a true testament to Dolly’s power was that she starred in a movie with sylvester stallone in 1984 called Rhinestone. stallone couldn’t write a comedy for shit and the movie tanked and was an embarrassment for the studio. but Dolly still got two top 10 country hits out of it. she stayed winning.

Well, there goes Eric Alper's career

if trump posts something negative about dolly I do think that might be the thing that ends him

We were on the verge of breaking up Ticketmaster, every music fan's dream for the last 4 decades, until Trump intervened www.wsj.com/business/med...

boomer posting comes for us all eventually. talk your loved ones about putting a plan in place to take away your phone after a certain age.

Finished this last night. Loved hearing about the old TRL days, and the 2nd half of the book was particularly enlightening. Highly recommended! @danozzi.bsky.social

politely asking our listeners to stop calling in to defend ska!!! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/b...

dan ozzi's output, hustle, and voice are an inspiration for real. an extremely kind shout here.

Thank you, celebrated music journalist Dan Ozzi, for shouting out Punk This Week and @see-saw.fun