Kill Tim Faust 💀

Getting this back in my post history. I’m putting together demo reels for emcee work. Here’s some powerful wrestling footage.

It sucks for the fans at the Rays stadium- for most of them, this is their first baseball game.

Can't help but note that Aaron Ashby has not denounced Hamas

NEW: A Georgia-based Planned Parenthood affiliate has been hit with three lawsuits alleging discriminatory firings. Six women allege they were fired for pushing back on former interim CEO Mairo Akposé. @autonomynews.co broke the story that Akposé wanted to halt abortion care, and she's also suing

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oh MAN this is sad

I issued a challenge to my wife: when someone hits on her, can she get him to do a shot of blue curaçao? This happened literally 30 seconds after I went to the bathroom

T-Bone did good

I just reported you for putting False Information about my service to my country.

Watching the Brewers at goth night

How the hell are 2BRs going for $400–600k in New Orleans right now? You literally can't insure that!

Hey! Israel! Do better, guys.

looking at all the rail transit Milwaukee used to have makes me feel A Desire Named "Streetcar"

Amelia Bedelia Presidency

Delighted to announce that I've been named one of the "Top 20 People To Follow" by... the Gangstalking Awards? Oh no

Just got all my boys together to take on the wandering ronin who came to town. There’s like 15 of us and only one of him so pretty much the only thing that would give me any pause is if he was master of the devastating and lightning-fast iaidō style. But that’s not likely. Coward hasn’t even drawn h

I don't see the big deal. Meta's MUSE can play my games for me, letting me know (for example) how Call of Duty 9 ends, freeing up my time to focus on grinding out business solutions.

basically all of Wisconsin state politics happens on Facebook

oh hell yeah

i'm sorry, legendary wrestling reviewer Dave Meltzer, i made some assumptions about your politics that i shouldn't have

Osama Bin Laden… what was up with that guy?

I fear we may have to concede this one to Elon: nobody understands what pathetic, slaughter-ready hogs we are quite like he does

The Streamer Awards submission page helpfully includes a link to a video explaining to the viewer how to click on the picture of the person you want to vote for and then hit "submit"

Hooting and hollering >>>>>

Got an a nice Matisse lithograph for my office wall

he might literally be Job

There's a real effort from a class of very aloof, sensible economists to undermine the emerging antitrust movement. They fell over themselves to dismiss "greedflation," a theory that keeps finding validation, as hysterical populism. Egg on their faces, I guess. www.politico.com/news/magazin...

Learning

This was neat. I thought it was maybe a bit scattered, perhaps it was partially improvised, but AES definitively stuck the landing. Really cool seeing a guy talk like this.

I've got a tip for you. If you get a Bloody Mary, and the bar has porter on tap, pour a little bit of the porter into the Bloody Mary. I'm not sure how it changes the game, but it does. This tip courtesy my cousin's girlfriend from 17 years ago

the technology used to launch Elon Musk's car into the air is inspired by the mechanism used to make his penis simulate an erection. lots of hissing and vapor

The Rizzler has specifically requested "the Stephen Paddock suite" for his residency at The Sphere

Thinking about getting into a debate about socialism in a Facebook comment section

Anthony Kiedis is known for many famous goofs and gaffes. Perhaps his most infamous is being so doped up that he misremembered the comic The Far Side as being called "The Otherside" in his song "The Otherside"

i've been to many progressive-type meetings with an outburst from an old guy who says all our problems are caused by money in politics. i think that's a little naive/misremembers American history but also, now that i've experienced the role of donors in a major election, it's more right than I knew

i was a caddy for 9 holes

Let's play some baseball and hit some home runs

Guy watching The Passion of the Christ on this flight… advanced maneuver

This is very neat! Also, I’m so happy it leads with Dan Abnett’s HIVE, which I recently finished and is a legit masterpiece. Dude is the Lord of the Dark Millennium for a reason. defector.com/warhammer-40...

by god that’s @patrickwyman.bsky.social’s music

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Every time I come back to California I think — Jesus! Why did I ever leave California! Twice!!