Dan P

dolphinscancerchallenge.comHelp me Challenge Cancer!The DCC is a year-round collective community movement to raise money in support of Sylvester Comprehensive Cancer Center at the University of Miami. With your support, we are saving more lives. #OneTe...

Legendary Lisa is back championing a great cause.

Lisa - I’m fighting cancer for you 🫶🏽mom😇@finatic1972.bsky.social

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Someone please explain what happened to the Texan’s defense.

NFL News Poster@nflnewsposter.bsky.social

[NFL] CAM SKATTEBO BREAKS FREE FOR 42 YARDS twitter.com/NFL/status/2...

I hate shotgun on short yardage run plays.

Marcel Louis-Jacques@ml-j.bsky.social

Dolphins have a decision to make with 4th and 1 from midfield A first down here effectively ends the game, but turning the ball over on downs give the Jets a short field with 2 minutes remaining Big moment here for Jeff Hafley

Marcel Louis-Jacques@ml-j.bsky.social

Jason Sanders misses a 40-yard field goal off the right upright, Dolphins take over at their own 30-yard line Big defensive stand there for Miami

Questions for Dolphin fans: Will we get our first lead in 2026 today? Jets have 2 really good (but young) TEs - Dolphins are allergic to covering TEs…am I oversimplifying this?

Not good enough Dolphins.

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Kumail Nanjiani

@kumail.bsky.social

AI will never be able to make art. Thanks.

Well, shit!

It’s game day! Dolphins fans, who’s with me?

reut.rsUS EPA poised to repeal carbon standards for gas, coal power plants, Bloomberg News reportsThe U.S. Environmental Protection Agency is poised ‌to formally repeal carbon pollution standards for coal- and gas-fired power plants, ⁠Bloomberg News reported on Sunday, citing people familiar with the matter.

13 Sept

Haven’t you done enough damage yet?

Reuters@reuters.com

US EPA poised to repeal carbon standards for gas, coal power plants, Bloomberg News reports reut.rs/4xZ8uvg

reuters.comEXCLUSIVE: OpenAI’s rogue agents used at least 10 more sites for unauthorized comms, researchers sayAI agents unleashed by OpenAI used more than 10 previously undisclosed websites for unsanctioned communications earlier this year, according to six sets of independent investigators and data reviewed ...

9 Sept

You can’t tell me NVDA buying Hugging Face was anything other than an attempt to hide how bad the ‘hack’ was.

Jesse Felder@jessefelder.com

‘The scope of the agents’ unauthorized communications was “somewhat larger than we thought it was,” said Andrew Yoon, a researcher with the California nonprofit CivAI. “It’s almost certain that there’s more going on here that we just don’t know about.”‘ www.reuters.com/world/openai...

4 Sept

What cabinet post will Maria have next week?

Mark Hamill@markhamillofficial.bsky.social

Oh NOOOOO. I never missed her show!!! I never watched it, so I've never missed it. <rimshot> Thank you ladies & gentlemen, I'll see myself out...

@yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social

30 Aug

Of course it was the Packers.

NFL Daily News@insidenflnews.bsky.social

‼️ Trade summary, per Adam Schefter: Dolphins get - Kyle McCord Packers get - 2028 6th-round pick

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Digital Brain

28 Aug

In 1969, brothers Pat and Lolly Vasquez named their band Redbone after a Cajun word for mixed-blood, proudly claiming their Native roots. By 1974, "Come and Get Your Love" hit #5 on Billboard.

26 Aug

RIP Pennywise. You’ll live forever in my nightmares.

Kimberley Johnson@kimberleyjohnson.bsky.social

RIP, Tim Curry. 80 years old. Fuck.

@alainpoupart.bsky.social

25 Aug

He definitely didn’t seem to fit the type of WR they’re looking for. Hope he gets another chance elsewhere.

Marcel Louis-Jacques@ml-j.bsky.social

The Dolphins claimed Giants WR Ryan Miller off waivers and released WR Tahj Washington

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Melissa Nadia Viviana 🐸

@resistrebelrevolt.net

24 Aug

Who’s better for the economy? Ordinary people or billionaires?

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Alain Poupart

24 Aug

NEW: The recap of the Dolphins Monday practice, highlighted with the return of Bell, Ewers and Brents (but with a caveat), another big performance for a rookie, and more. www.si.com/nfl/dolphins...

si.comMiami Dolphins Training Camp Practice 14 Observations: Big Bell, Ewers News (But With a Caveat), Johnson ShinesThe Miami Dolphins were back at practice Monday for a short session that featured some half-speed work, but more notably the return of a couple of notable playe

18 Aug

That damn Elon!

Bluesky@bsky.app

We apologize for yesterday’s service problems. Bluesky experienced a DDoS attack—a flood of junk traffic meant to knock servers offline—over a period of 24 hours. We have upgraded our defenses in response, and we continue to monitor the situation. Follow @status.bsky.app for any updates.

16 Aug

Of course he’s out for the year. 🙄

Marcel Louis-Jacques@ml-j.bsky.social

The Dolphins announced they're placing OL Jamaree Salyer on injured reserve -- Jeff Hafley said yesterday he'd be out "a while" and he will indeed miss the entire 2026 season. Miami's had tough luck with free agent guards over the past two years They're also QB Mark Gronowski and LB Cam Riley

14 Aug

Where’s the game? I’m on the East Coast, my ABC channel guide says the Dolphins game is on…it’s not. What the hell?!?

10 Aug

Tim Hannan@timhannan.bsky.social

I still can’t believe the submission to Trump from the outgoing Senators whose careers he ended. They couldn’t be bigger cowards, and when the country needed them most..

Bryson DeChambeau was, is and always will be a little bitch.

Was Deep Seek the real deal and we just chose to ignore it? Is this how this bubble bursts?

Carl Quintanilla@carlquintanilla.bsky.social

This is what they voted for. This is what they deserve. Yes, it’s happening in your backyard.

Carl Quintanilla@carlquintanilla.bsky.social

Page One in Indy.

nbcsports.comMaxx Crosby hates the NFL's uniform policies: "We've got to have more fun, Roger"Crosby said that if he could change one rule, it would be to ease off on the restrictions on players' shoes.

Oh no, is the poor little millionaire not having fun at his job?!?!?

ProFootballTalk@profootballtalk.bsky.social

Maxx Crosby hates the NFL's uniform policies: "We've got to have more fun, Roger."

anthropocenemagazine.orgScientists built a solar reactor that eats plastic bottles and burps out clean hydrogen . . .at scale.A Cambridge University team made the device with simple materials using a paint sprayer—offering a possible dual fix for plastic pollution and dirty hydrogen production

6 July

From what I can understand, they may have borrowed this idea from Doc Brown.

Go Green @ecowarriorss.bsky.social

Scientists built a solar reactor that eats plastic bottles and burps out clean hydrogen at scale Cambridge Uni made the device with simple materials using a paint sprayer—offering a possible dual fix for plastic pollution and dirty hydrogen production www.anthropocenemagazine.org/2026/07/scie...

1 July

I haven’t heard anyone mention the obvious: The Fed had worked hard to minimize market volatility by being transparent. With less information, you’ll have more surprises and higher volatility. Seems like a good trading opportunity for anyone who has some insight into pending Fed actions.

Steve Liesman@steveliesman.bsky.social

I think all this talk from Warsh about not providing forward guidance is a bit of hooey. He said inflation is too high. He made a firm commitment to price stability. He said that inflation from AI or other sources is the fed’s choice. What more do you need to know ? 1/

espn.comCaleb Williams' attempt to trademark 'Iceman' initially refusedThe United States Patent and Trademark Office has initially refused Caleb Williams' application for "Iceman" on Wednesday, according to USPTO records.

25 June

There’s only one Iceman!

NFL News Poster@nflnewsposter.bsky.social

[Rothstein] QB Caleb Williams' attempt to trademark 'Iceman' has been initially denied by the US Patent & Trademark Office. The USPTO saw too much similarity and a "likelihood of confusion" in a trademark filed in 1988 by LaCrosse Footwear for insulated boots. www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...

reut.rsAnthropic staff to meet White House officials next week, Axios reportsSenior Anthropic technical staff are ‌in Washington to meet with White House officials to ⁠try resolving a dispute that has taken the company's most advanced AI models offline, ‌Axios ⁠reported on Sunday, citing a source close to ⁠the company.

14 June

Don’t forget to bring your gifts of gold trinkets.

Reuters@reuters.com

Anthropic staff to meet White House officials next week, Axios reports reut.rs/4uyOjBK

12 June

Timeline: We bomb Iran We threaten to bomb even more. Iran threatens to bomb Elon on the eve of his IPO. We TACO and claim another deal is imminent. IPO happens. Deal disappears & Bombing restarts.

MeidasTouch@meidastouch.com

Clown show

11 June

Trump’s diaper sprung a leak.

Reuters@reuters.com

Firefighters were investigating a hazardous materials incident at the Pentagon, Arlington County fire and rescue officials said in a social media post reut.rs/4e469Yo

11 June

New York fans aren’t any worse than any other fan base. There are just more of you and more media coverage. So, you’re equally annoying but with a louder voice and more visible.

Steve Liesman@steveliesman.bsky.social

People can hate on New York and New York fans all you want. But understand you will never have the satisfaction of us caring one f;cktwit about what you think. That goes especially for Boston.

10 June

I hate that this is AI generated.

Mark Hamill@markhamillofficial.bsky.social

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wgntv.comReport: Bears lied about stadium talks with ChicagoChicago Bears front office leadership misrepresented the amount of discussions they were having with the City of Chicago while publicly maintaining there were only two viable destinations for a new…

5 June

Billionaires and their corporations lie?!?!? I’m shocked!!

NFL News Poster@nflnewsposter.bsky.social

[Ong] Bears front office misrepresented the amount of discussions they were having with Chicago while publicly maintaining there were only 2 viable destinations for a new Bears stadium - Arlington Heights or Hammond, IN. wgntv.com/politics-3/r...

4 June

Before I read this…I’m guessing 3 of these QBs play for the Browns?

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yardbarker.comJamaree Salyer CARTED OFF Dolphins Practice FieldJamaree Salyer CARTED OFF Dolphins Practice Field Jamaree Salyer, whom Miami signed as a free agent this offseason, left the practice field on a cart Wednesday.

3 June

And so it begins. 🤦🏻‍♂️

Miami Dolphins Fans@dolphinspeeps.bsky.social

Jamaree Salyer CARTED OFF Dolphins Practice Field

1 June

Is this what ‘All in’ looks like? Imagine how bad Verse must feel right now.

Ian Rapoport@rapsheet.bsky.social

🚨 🚨 🚨 Bombshell: The Browns are finalizing a trade of Defensive Player of the Year Myles Garrett to the Rams in a shocker, sources tell me, @tompelissero.bsky.social & Adam Schefter. Cleveland would send Garrett to LA in exchange for star edge Jared Verse, a first-rounder, and more.

1 June

‘Just sit back and relax’. Were those same words used with his other victims?

Aaron Sojourner@aaronsojourner.org

He's got nothing

reuters.comWhite House forced top spy Gabbard to resign, source saysThe White House ‌forced U.S. intelligence official Tulsi Gabbard to ⁠resign from her post, a person familiar with the matter said ‌on ⁠Friday.

22 May

She didn’t echo Trump’s lie when asked about credible reason to attack Iran. She had to go.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Trump and Gabbard claim she's leaving due to her husband's health, but Reuters reports "the White House ‌forced her to ⁠resign"

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The Tennessee Holler

@thetnholler.bsky.social

14 May

This is amazing - @kevinolearytv 🤡 is fearmongering about Chinese agents opposing his giant Utah data center… but it’s 2 young local girls in Utah who hilariously call him (and his “dumbass hat”) out👇🏽 Full: www.instagram.com/reel/DYU074V...

youtu.beStuart Fails to Save the Universe | Official Teaser | HBO MaxYouTube video by HBO Max

13 May

youtu.be/gnmc33Y55YI?... This might turn out to be one of HBO Max’s most successful shows.

13 May

They are using Brondolini’s law as part of the disinformation strategy. They throw so much BS out there and since it takes much more effort to correct it, the BS wins.

Mark Jacob@markjacob.bsky.social

Burgum is not this stupid. He just hopes enough Americans are.

13 May

Exactly! This is ‘picking winners and losers’ the exact thing the pro-business Republicans used to whine about.

Matt Chatham@chatham58.bsky.social

Most of those execs that traveled to China w/ Trump has a direct competitor(s) here who isnt there—& arent necessarily a beneficiary of any negotiation or deal that comes from it. Fuckface Von Shitforbrains spins this as “pro business,” but it’s really just pro-select corporation, i.e. anti-business

24 Apr

Make sure your draft pick is available before calling him.

NFL Daily News@insidenflnews.bsky.social

Pelissero: Steelers could make a move up in Round 2 for WR.

24 Apr

My theory: Austin Jackson (if healthy) is traded mid season and Proctor takes over.

Marcel Louis-Jacques@ml-j.bsky.social

Kadyn Proctor was asked about Nick Saban's comments on his work ethic off the field He said he hit 400 pounds at one point when Saban was at Alabama, but has since gotten his weight in check and kept it there