Dan Warnken

it is odd to me that there are 20th anniversary features on the Black Parade saying "did you know it's a rock opera???" when it took me a single listen to the title track to go "oh shit they're doing an emo rock opera on this one huh"

the islanders have evolved past the need for tony deangelo

got clocked as a Record Store Guy by the Beer Store Guy and immediately had to tap into knowledge that’s lain dormant for years

i need @hits-diff.bsky.social to know that mark vientos and Steve Gelbs are hanging out socially www.instagram.com/p/DeF-dXcjQ7...

took the dog on a little walk to home depot and she started begging at the display fridges as if they, too, would have turkey inside them just waiting for her

i can still quote almost all of “never put salt in your eyes”

big fan of my vet's optimism, giving my 14 year old dog the 3 year rabies vaccination today

attention venues of the world: get this man some pants!!!

Andy Williams kicked ass and the fact that his celebration of life has people chanting his name over and over should be proof. One of the giants of two scenes I've considered myself a big part of over the past two decades, and a guy I've never heard a cross word against. #AndyWilliamsForever

i generally feel that if Hasan Piker had a more Anglicized name, something like, off the top of my head, "Adin Ross", we wouldn’t have large swathes of the political elite calling for his condemnation

i think the funniest thing about Pete Alonso’s return tonight is that it’s also a promotional night for a fantasy novel so Mr. Met is in the shot right behind Pete wearing the most fucked up outfit i've ever seen #Mets

tell me something better than a friend mentioning a band you both loved 20 years ago that -YOU- forgot about and getting a chance to revisit a record you love

TONIGHT WE DANCE FOR TOMORROW THEY RELEASE THE DOGS #RIPAndyWilliams

One of the greatest records ever made and it’s been out of print forever, grab yourself a copy!!!

oh my GOODNESS what a delightful day for longtime swan boy readers like myself you should be one too!!

i don't think i should be required to work hard and do a good job when everyone with power over my life barely works and does a bad job

not impressed, i can run really fast and get stretchered off after that without even needing to run into a wall

One of the guys on my beer league team told me how nice my eyes looked today and i am truly in love with my weekly dose of non-toxic masculinity

one big difference between here & the old place is if you got doxxed over there, you would legitimately fear for your own safety. but here, if someone found out my address the biggest threat i’d face is a sternly worded letter telling me trump is all my fault for not being more excited about kamala

it’s the 5th of July, yet the neighbors are still lighting fireworks. no one cares! you’re late to the party dinguses!!!!

cape verde jobbed out on this one

at the hardcore matinee and there are two different guys ironically (?) wearing Sade ‘93 tour shirts and I think they have to fight now

did the little politics quiz and am pleased with the results

imagine if in Jaws instead of the big mechanical shark that failed it was LL Cool J as the shark he transforms to in his hit 1999 song “Deepest Bluest"

absolute fucking bullshit. Decades in jail for for zines, stickers, and posters that don’t align with the christofascist worldview the current administration has. i’d say what i think should happen to the judges and prosecutors in this case but apparently that’d get me 25 to life too

i would like to fight a minion in hand to hand combat

The return of casual homophobia/misogyny/racism was bad enough when the conservatives were all doing it to fake “trigger libs” but now even people that obviously no better are showing the same shamelessness… and so casually too

i know the right wing usually hates learning but thanks to this chode for teaching me about a lutheran pastor who was put to death in 1945 for plotting to kill hitler it makes total sense that they’d think plotting to kill hitler is a bad thing tho

JOHN STARKS YOU ARE REDEEMED AND AVENGED AND WELCOMED INTO KNICKS VALHALLA

probably Shining Force 2

KNICKS

not sure if i’ve ever had a more fitting compliment than going to a wake today and having someone say “oh your mom’s wake was my favorite i’ve ever been to"

good news: they're casting for fear factor s2 hosted by johnny knoxville

happy birthday to me, i shotgunned four beers while going 0-4 in softball this morning, what a start to the day

nixon four

knicks

we will always have glem and his crows but i am still saddened that i will only have glem and his crows once

they may be faster, stronger, more talented, and much more richer than me but i will never not find delight in a professional athlete nearly a decade younger than me with a hairline that makes him look twenty years older than me

@nycsanitation.bsky.social I’d like to report a sweep

@joshgondelman.bsky.social told me about this Belle & Sebastian show I’m now currently at and I was gonna try and find him but unfortunately 60% of the crowd looks almost exactly like him

go avs i guess

how many times will I drop the toothpaste cap down the drain before I get to fixing the bathroom sink? apparently that number is more than two

@andylevy.net lgm