Patrick Cosmos

Our Pre-Taped Call-In Show era is going great so far.

We need to open the schools

I don’t remember this but I’m dying looking at it

they're calling it the least falsifiable statement of all time

Kalshi and Polymarket have each secured licensing agreements with the estate of Jeffrey Epstein, making them the official prediction markets of Jeffrey Epstein.

It’s out www.patreon.com/animesickos/...

Sort of a reverse Trogdor situation

i think that making twitter impossible to gawk at if you're not logged in is the only helpful thing elon musk has ever personally done

Victor Servranckx, Opus 16, 1924 https://botfrens.com/collections/14377/contents/1135959

Creatures from beyond the veil love to be like “I hunger.” We all hunger! That’s not unique to you!

trying to do tan suit arugula stuff to obama in 2026 is extremely funny. good luck with that. you need a mortgage to get halloween candy

[the guy from the band Cake voice] we are posting our cringe we are having bruh moments

They're letting me kill somebody with a sword at this. I don't get to pick the person but I do get to choose from a couple different swords.

I am constantly operating under the dual assumption that nobody is mad at me and everybody is mad at me

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dsa meetings are gonna look like that nada surf video now

a lot of women owe me an apology

getting put on blue wave starter packs and blocklists for people who criticize the democrats in perfect harmonious balance. namaste

[velvet underground 'sunday morning' voice] michael jordan

we need naomi and chris to team up and cleanse the earth of the other well-known kleins

Growing up Catholic prepared me for my adult role of regularly having to come up with something new to apologize for

Yo my live show “Genius Night” is tonight. We’ve been doing it for a year! These are insanely silly and creative shows that have been bangers without fail. And so will this one be. If you’re in Chicago come out and join us!!

“Indiscipline” by King Crimson is about checking your phone

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Hour-long video of Dr. Steve Brule just saying “Shai Gilgeous-Alexander” over and over

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hate when somebody leans into unprecedented power

the batman "this is the weapon of the enemy" picture but he's breaking an xlerator hand dryer in half

That statue of the big nude man kicking and throwing around a bunch of toddlers has endorsed Vivek Ramaswamy.

Tracy McGrady looks like the guy you run into right after you die who tells you which afterlife you go to

You know who else lost over $80 billion in six months? Jesus. And he’s one of the most famous people I can think of

GTA VI is Elon-coded. Can’t explain it but it is

The nerfed version of “Money, Cash, Hoes” in the Opening Day commercial is killing me. I am trying to be in a New York state of mind