Dark Jco.

Dark Jco.

@darkjco.bsky.social

I'm a nerdy guy interested in tabletop games. I'm currently using this site to post energy drink reviews.

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For the past few years I've been writing short energy drink reviews. Unfortunately, the platform I was posting them on is completely unpalatable now. From now on I will be posting them here as well as reposting my old reviews. Follow this adventure with #EnergyDrinkReviews and #DoomedPlan

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Replying to @kim-hu.com

I don't want to be forced to disclose what I put in my burgers bc making them with rat meat is so much better for my bottom line as a small food business

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Repost if $30k would change your life right now

Matt Darling@besttrousers.bsky.social

I don't think $30k is a life-changing amount of money. Median American born in 1980 will have $2m in income in their lifetime. It's a 1% increase in earnings.

My memory is really bad. Sometimes I will be recounting a story to someone and I can't remember if it's something that I experienced, something I heard someone else experience, or something I imagined happening.

Like I was a professional wrestler for a while right? And a professional magician at some point... Right? And at some point I used to be creepy enough to sneak into someone's bedroom and stand behind them menacingly for almost 10 minutes without them noticing... Right?!?

Monster Energy Vanilla Shot There have been a few of these flavor shot Monsters and they retain so much of the original monster flavor. There's a strong vanilla candy note that compliments the sharp fruitiness of Monster. Not my favorite but decent. 160mg caffeine #EnergyDrinkReview #DoomedPlan

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Also, US citizens *must renounce citizenship* to stop paying taxes, which literally 0 US billionaires will do, even if they have citizenship in other countries.

James Medlock@jdcmedlock.bsky.social

I've spent a lot of time debunking claims that way overstate the migration impacts of wealth taxes. But fear not - if we put our minds to it, I do believe we can design a wealth tax high enough to get Elon to flee the country

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This was done through AI coding and is likely a big mess Until the humans reassemble this straw house, I suggest using DaVinci Resolve and Affinity to stick it to Adobe 👍

James O'Malley@jamesomalley.co.uk

Holy shit. Someone has decompiled the Adobe suite, rebuilt it in Rust and released it as open source. Either all software is dead or the US copyright laws are about to receive an update. getartcraft.com/apps

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You can always tell when a Republican gets a new billionaire sponsor who has a single, very, very specific issue they would like the American people to hear about.

Ghost Strawbango Strawberry, banana, and mango... Sounds like a weird fruit punch. I can smell each fruit individually, that's a little impressive. It tastes like eating a handful of Runts candy... With artificial mango. It's strange but not bad. 200mg caffeine #EnergyDrinkReview #DoomedPlan

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25 years ago, terrorists killed nearly 3,000 people, including 2,753 New Yorkers. As we remember that terrible day, let us also remember the first responders, office workers and strangers who ran toward danger to help each other.

I cannot overstate how bad the movie Return to Silent Hill really is. Not only does it not understand the Silent Hill canon, it also is an incompetently made film.

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"Claude said" isn't an excuse it's a confession. "Claude said" isn't an excuse it's a confession. "Claude said" isn't an excuse it's a confession. "Claude said" isn't an excuse it's a confession. "Claude said" isn't an excuse it's a c̴̣͑o̵͉͘n̸̦̊f̴̩̏ḛ̴͘s̷͔̈́s̴͉̀i̴̥͘ő̵͜n̶̦̈́.̵̨̆ "̷̛̬̙̹̙͈̲͙͔̈̊̓̉͆͒͑͂͋͋́̏́̅͌͘̕͜͝Ç̵͚͔͍̹͍͉͖̠̼͖͖̯͖̭̤̰͔̟̪͖̥̯̝͗́̈́͛̒͌̌͆̎̆͑̓̏͑͌̊̊͗͑͒̋̂̀͆͑̕͘͝ͅl̵̡̡͖̝͓̜̱̒͑͘ͅå̶̧̨̧̩̺͎͉̺̻͇̰͍̠̭̺͎̜͉̰͍͓ͅu̷̡̫̟̼̘͕͎͓̯̪͎̥͕͖̣̖̜͉̦͑͑̉̋̓̂͋̑͋̕ͅḍ̷̨̛̪̩̹̦͙̗͚̤̾͌͐̂͆̊͜͝ȇ̷̳̦͍̠̣́ ̴̢̧͚̭̘̝͖͓̙͔̲̣͙̤̥̿̓͑̀́̋͌̋͠ͅş̸͙̻̭̖̟̜͎̭̟̱̠̞̀̆̂̀͊̽̓̀͊͌̅͗̽̇͑̃̓̋̀̀̂̚͘̕͠ͅà̴̤̜͙̊̽͆̊̌̿̈͠͠͝ḯ̸̡̢̨͓̯͎̼̬̫͓̙̜̙̗͓̜͖͇̣͌͊͑͊̈̎́͌̃̈́̈̑̃͆̊̄͋̎̀̔̇͆͜͝͠d̴̢̡̧̡̡̩̫̬̣̗̪̬̰̦͎͇͕̗̤̥͔͇͇͇͋̉͐̈̆̽̂͌̇̊̈́̊̍͛̐͂̉́̅̊̏̚͜ͅͅ"̵̨̡͙͔̭͕͚͍̭̖͕͑̉͑̐͗͊̎̽̈́͋̉͒̑̿̆̈̈̄͒̑͛̄̆͜ ̴̢̧̛̮̹̗̠͍̞͍̙̬͚̲̞̩̖̱̭̟͇̪͔̝̟̰̖͇͋̓́͌̿̈̊͊͐̈͑͋͂́̆̏̇̅͠͝i̸̛̛̛̩̗̖̭̙͓̳͓̱͋͗̓͒̋̈̓̉̊̅́̆͂͊̈̿̉̀̉̈́̚̕̚͠s̷͓̥̙̟̔̓́͊̂͜ͅṅ̴̢̢͔̦̟̺̮͎̣̯̹̮̟̜̜̣̥̘̣̘͎͉̠͙̠̦̆̓͋̓̀̆̔͒́̈́́̌̏͋̅͊̅̽̔͋͘͘̚͘͝͠͠ͅ'̶̛̙̯͔̘͆̌ť̵̛̹̣̻̫̞̻̼̤̠͙̾̐͑͛͋̊͗͊̀̾̔͋̿̐̽̓̔̊͘͝͝ ̴̢̡̢̢̥̞̥̜͓͕̭͚̮̰̺̦̠̫͈̝̩̖͕̼͍̮̾̊͐̓̐̂͝ͅȧ̸̢̧̨͈͓̯̫̟͎̣̩̯͈̤͔͎͙̗̯̝̦̳̽͘ͅn̴̡̢̧̻͙̳̪̗̭̞͇͎̤̝̱̺͇̠̻̼̈́̃͑̿̔̾̈́͝͠͠ ̷̹̱̺̫̯͐͆̎̅̆̍̇͐̓̿̀̍̋̒͋͑̐͗̄̀̌ȩ̷̢̡̡͙̥̭̟̲̹͖̖̞͈̲͓̗̹̩̭͍͌͆ẍ̴̫̹̰́͑̊̀͜͝c̵͖̾͐̿̃̓͆̽͋̿̈́͝ú̴̞̞̻̗̖̱̜̰̼̖͚͙͈̀͆̑̂̍ͅͅş̸̨̳͍͖̪͆̅̌̂̓͋͒͐͛͋͂̍͗͐͒̌̚̚͝͝ȩ̷̛̮͇̘̖̲̜̪̫̼͔̩̮̜̘̥̦̖̩͈̯̳̋̉̄͋̿͗̍̈́̔͒̈́̒͐̔̇́͛͑́̑͜͝ ̶̣̯̄̈́́̑̄͑i̶̢̡̢̮͚̣̱͓͉̯͕̦̳̿͒̀̽̐͂̈́̂̈́̀̓͑̿́̐̽͂̂͑̄̓͠͠ţ̸̪̠̳̭̯͇͙̤̭̩̟̋̃͊͛̓̿̍̉́̋͗̃̍̄̇̀̄͐̍̀̌̚͘͘͠͠'̸̨̣͚̝͓̝̜̻̟̠͉̐̋̊̅̈́́͗̐̓̈͒̊͒̈́͑́͘̕š̴̨̛̥̤̲̺̥̜̯͍̲̯̥̣̩̜͇̍̾̈̅̈́̀̅̍̐̉̐͘͘͝͝ ̵̯͍̖̣̙̙̻̞͚̩̋̓̈́̆͋̓́ͅa̵̡͓̞͔̺͇͂͐̈́̍̿c̸̗̓͗̌̽̊̐͝ơ̵̢̨̧̧̬̰̟̬̻͉͇̺͕̭̞̮̠̖̬̲͖̙͔̠̱̰̈́͒̑̅͑͐̊͋̌̓͛͒͆̽̈̐͘͘͜͝͝͝͝͠f̸̮̥̠͎͉͒͐̔͑̍̈̿̔͑̀̒͑̓̈̚ę̶̖͖̣̒̏͋̀̋̂̔̇̇̉̏̅̃̏̒̄̀͗͑͋̕͘͝s̵̛͉̼̿͆̅̓̓̈́͆̈́͐͂̐͛̄͐̏̕̚͠o̷̢̢̘̺̖̦̮̘͎̪̳͈̳̫̤̻͉̥̟̺̠̠̲͔̘͜͝ͅņ̴̻̳̰͉̪̲̮͙̘̮̣̮͖̙͔̪̤̪̻̼̝̣̺͋̈͗̅̊̀͑͂̏̀̈́̈̚̕͠͝

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Dolly Parton logged a combined total of 115 years of union membership. Throughout her working life, the “9 to 5” singer/songwriter carried the union cards of two major unions: The American Federation of Musicians Local 257 in Nashville — for 58 years. SAG-AFTRA — for 57 years. HAPPY LABOR DAY!

share.googleOpinion | Celebrate Dolly Parton's working-class solidarityJohn Nichols: She carried two union cards, sang Woody Guthrie songs and mocked the bosses in "9 to 5."

Ghost A&W Rootbeer I've mentioned before that energy drinks need to have an acidic bite to register as caffeinated to my mind. Somehow this tastes like smooth rootbeer while also being sharp and tart. It's a little strange but this is delightful. 200mg caffeine #EnergyDrinkReview #DoomedPlan

Ghost OG Original I don't believe I've ever seen Ghost Original before. It's very sweet and acidic… and that's about it. It vaguely reminds me of Sweettarts. I like it but, also, there's not a lot of complexity to it. Still, I'd stink this again. 200mg caffeine #EnergyDrinkReview #DoomedPlan

Halloween D&D checklist: Main Puzzle: 80% complete. Need to iterate. Secondary Puzzle: 60% complete. Physical prop built but need to add vinyl to surface. Final Combat: 40% complete. Minis are being printed. Secondary Combat: 40% complete. Minis are being printed. Social Encounters: 0% complete.

I had to completely change my sleep schedule around for my new shift at work so I went to sleep early, right? Nope! I stayed up making props for D&D.

My doctor has limited my caffeine intake to 200mg per day so my medication doesn't give me a heart attack but Rockstar Fruit Punch is tasty...

Jocko Fuel Pink Lemonade This is a very disappointing lemonade. It has very little smell and the flavor is the muted sweetness, weird aftertaste combo I've come to expect from the Jocko brand. It's not awful but there are better lemonade energy drinks. 95mg caffeine #EnergyDrinkReview #DoomedPlan

Jocko Fuel Black Cherry Cola This smells enjoyably fruity. Flavor wise I'm getting a lot of cherry and very little cola. It has that weird aftertaste that I'm beginning to associate with monk fruit and it's really off-putting. This is almost good. 95mg caffeine #EnergyDrinkReview #DoomedPlan