darkmarple.bsky.social

darkmarple.bsky.social

@darkmarple.bsky.social

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I wish someone would suggest to Trump that they go to Iran and get that 1000 pounds of enriched uranium and then display half of it in the Oval Office and the other half at Mar-a-Lago as the spoils of war.

I've been looking forward to #Survivor50. I've never missed a season. But the actions of Bari Weiss, especially this new stunt of preventing James Talarico from being on The Colbert Show because of pressure from the Trump Administration has convinced me I have to cancel CBS. I'll miss you Jeff!

How long before we have Doctors Without Borders and World Food Kitchen showing up in Minneapolis? How long before we have refugees from the United States trying to cross into Canada? How long before our country becomes another war-torn third world nation?

Slotkin is my senator and the more I think about what she said about ICE the angrier I get. That agent shot her in the face three times. As she drove off dying he called her a fucking bitch. Then he got in his own vehicle and left the scene. There is no universe in which that is law enforcement

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The fight for healthcare right now can’t end with ACA subsidies. It HAS TO BE bigger. Too many Americans are suffering over medical debt and spiraling costs. It should be nothing short of Medicare for All.

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Every time I try to work at my dining room table, my cat Beef jumps up and sits on my keyboard. Now, you might say "just kick him off" but he also dips his tiny head down to give me forehead bonks. How am I supposed to discipline him when he's so cute!?* *This is also why I should not have kids.

The #1 job of the Dems in the House should be to prepare the ground to impeach Donald Trump in 2027. That means initiating a new investigation EVERY WEEK and reporting the results EVERY DAY. Start with the $16m bribe he just took from Sumner Redstone. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

In my perfect world the pope would visit Chicago on June 14th. And a million people would come to see him. And every news Outlet, pundit, commentator in the United States would be there to cover it. And Trump could have his lonely sad little birthday parade all by his fucking self.