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WASHINGTON (AP) — State Department says it will give US visas to defeated Brazilian presidential candidate Flávio Bolsonaro and his family.

Good job everyone….

When you summon the spirits of catnip past.

Anthropic gearing up for an IPO reminded me of what I wrote when SpaceX went public: “In effect, these AI giants are strapping a time bomb to the stock market. If they go down, they might take most of those who went along for the ride down with them.” www.ms.now/opinion/spac...

i am inviting anyone from a legacy media organization to explain to me why the house judiciary dems report on trump’s epstein’s ties and multiple allegations of rape isn’t worthy of extensively reporting on. i’m serious. i want to understand.

I would love to live in a world where "President faces new rape allegation" isn't treated like a dog bites man story in the major media.

They said McConnell wrote this because he's already half dead.

Congrats to Lula on overcoming Mark Zuckerberg and Donald Trump to defeat Hospital Pervert Jr., even as his opposition literally blocked off roads and turned off bus service during election day. Fascists are scary but they are always, 100% of the time, ultimately gigantic fucking losers.

I’m not a political journalist, so was gladly surprised at the community I found here last night. To Americans anxious about the upcoming elections, a key thing we learned in Brazil that might help you: DO NOT engage with the far-right online. Don’t share rage bait. Amplify your people. Ignore them.

WE LOVE BRAZIL WE LOVE SERBIA LOOK AT MY GOATS WINNING AGAINST THE CHUDS

САМИ НА РАСКРСНИЦИ СВЕТОВА!

Lula winning is great for the planet, great for Brazil, and great for people who aren't revanchist assholes everywhere in the world, but let's not forget that it's also going to make some of the worst people on Earth extremely sad and mad. We should enjoy that, as a little treat.

BELGRADE, Serbia (AP) — Serbia’s strongman leader Aleksandar Vucic has conceded defeat to a student-led movement in a seismic political shift.

It’s incredible the things you don’t realize are sacred until you can no longer rely on them

I’m Moby Dick for Halloween

There are individual cats with 3 billion views

Obama just said Donald Trump has made the White House look like Saddam Hussein opened a Cheesecake Factory.

At ab El Sayed rally that Obama is speaking at and the emcee tried to play Nicki Minaj and the crowd shut it the fuck down, lololol.

Goddamn, nothing beats practical effects. youtu.be/dXN_Ago1BWo?...

6. At the end of the day the Trumps and their spouses are bullies and grifters. The people around them are weak-willed sycophants. Neither succeeds without the other and both are equally responsible for this moment. Our country can't afford let either of them off the hook. /fin

It's because the Republican platform is simple: They want to sexually abuse children, and they want you to pay for it.

Struggling to engage with the concept of “father and son Republican operatives Timmy and Tommy Teepell.” Come on man can even one thing be like 5% less stupid

Tonight I learned that the recipient of the "it's a car wash ladies and gentlemen" but in Hedwig and the Angry Inch INTRODUCED John Cameron Mitchell to Samuel Beckett. I'm dead.

GM just announced the biggest stock buyback in automotive industry history. Instead of investing in their workers or new product lines, GM executives are robbing from the future to pay themselves and their shareholders today. Stock buybacks should be illegal.

Microsoft literally told fragile white guys to use AI to compete with Black co-workers.

Buy Indie Games.

A lot of men have never had to clean up after themselves, and it shows.

Bold to re-up a TV show with a curse so deadly.

These Republican operatives are obviously racist creeps first and foremost, but I think we’re overlooking the fact that Tommy should be the dad name, and Timmy should be the son’s name. They’re too similar AND in the wrong order. Disgusting.

we have a pro-democracy, reality-based majority, and a discrete radical minority — mostly white Christian nationalists — that holds views the rest find abhorrent. The latter dominates one major party and holds disproportionate power.... and their views are ethically and politically extreme

“i pooped all over my bedroom and now it smells bad and i am sad”

I just went to fraud.gov and reported Trump’s bribe attempts. It was both childish and very satisfying. And I only dropped one f-bomb! Proud of myself.

Mr. El-Sayed do you disavow the Hamburglar and his reign of terror on the citizens of McDonaldland

The saddest part about Vivek Ramaswamy is those racists weren't gonna vote for him anyway.

Bet regulations are looking kinda good to these corporations, huh?

We all know the "Viggo broke his toe" story but what's another movie fact you're personally compelled to bring up every time without prompting? For me, it's the fact that Robin Tunney is wearing a wig in The Craft because of having just shaved her head to save her job filming Empire Records.

I got weasels “You mean measels?” *several large lumps slide around under my skin, chittering and chasing each other* I wish

“The internet is a store but it used to be a library” hits me like a slug to the chest

A week or two ago, I lost my wallet. Which I have NEVER done. Looked everywhere. No activity on my cards. Ordered a new DL and new cards, couldn’t solve it. Just now, Jill had an idea to check one more place. Yep. Buried deep under blankets. Kenny Rogers is a thief!

While canvassing recently people don’t ask what party I am running with but simply am I for or against data centers.

Ossoff: "It's the most corrupt administration of all time & everybody knows it. While the crook president & his crook family rake in billions from all over the world, you pay more for everything... they lied us into war & spent most of the last year covering up for the world's most famous pedophile"

I love this dude.

It’s so easy. I have zero sympathy for those who fail to do it. Just take the simple step of checking your abandoned amusement park for meddling teenagers. If you spot some, WAIT. If clear, THEN execute your paranormal fraud scheme. Honestly, it’s like some people don’t WANT to get away with it.

The interesting thing about Elon‘s rocket car is that he’s a war criminal 

Doing the lords work