Mark Stout

Been thinking about this Zappa quote a lot lately.

FBI Uncovers Al-Qaeda Plot To Just Sit Back And Enjoy Collapse Of United States

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Fact Check: DOGE Claims To Have Found Spearmen the US Has Been Paying Since 723 B.C. hard-drive.net/hd/video-gam...

To clarify: this is only possible thanks to adaptive optics, which corrects atmospheric turbulence and allows us to read those tiny labels 🔭. xkcd.com/3066/

One year to go! Project Hail Mary, adapted from the novel by Andy Weir (The Martian) and directed by Phil Lord & Christopher Miller, will be released on March 20, 2026. Filming wrapped last October. This encounter between two very different species could become a great sci-fi movie. 🤞

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DayQuil isn't cutting it; I'm switching to Grand Marnier.

Who needs a horoscope when you can look at your online calendar?

He's gonna tell NASA to seize Europa, isn't he?

I tried to change the Santa Barbara Channel into the Barbra Streisand Channel on Google Maps, but it wouldn't let me. Gee, I'm "Not the U.N."; isn't that good enough for Google?