suriel but spooky

Team Waiting So Long to Empty the Dishwasher That the Pile of Dirty Dishes is Enough to Refill It

depression fucking sucks

The God of Bad Art gets offerings from all over the world, but in Their temple, They sometimes appear. "Why bad art?" I ask. "It is brave", the God replies. "To try and fail?" "No," the God chuckles. "Any creative work is a defiance of entropy, of Death itself. If you create, you do not fail."

I had my first ever professional manicure a couple weeks ago and now that my cuticles know what's possible, I swear they're being extra dry and sharp in protest 😭 I would love to get regular manicures but I'm p.sure one more recurring appointment would kill me

When a nobleman came in to the tavern and put a note on the board, the monster hunters went to check it out. Laughter erupted. "A gazebo? Quick, someone get Eric!" Then the bounty caught their attention. "That's a lot of gold. Why?" "This gazebo," the nobleman said, "was made by Baba Yaga."

Recurring nightmare fun new twist: being absolutely convinced that this time it was real 🫠

I need to thrift a microwave but I don't want to actually go thrifting, send help

Near-Eastern Bronze Age Pastoralist: You breed those goats with the high milk yield? Bronze Age Goat Breeder: Sure did boss, real fuckin eldritch just like you asked. Near-Eastern Bronze Age Pastoralist: what

I would fill a regular sized garage with all my favorite wee cars - Isetta, 2002, 914, original Mini, Messerschmitt, Microlino, Smart roadster, Nash Metropolitan, any number of kei cars

I love my Creatures! You should have a Creature too.

I made pineapple salsa for the clay class potluck and it came out so wrong - giant chunks of jalapeño & garlic but the pineapple is practically a liquid, and I accidentally bought 4x the pineapple & decided to use it all, so it's a *huge* batch of bad 😐

I don't wanna jinx anything but I've had a week of reasonable spoons & decent sleep 👀 it should not feel this weird to feel this good.

I'm finally feeling better! did a bunch of chores & a Costco run, which has returned me to my usual spoonlessness 🫠 on the plus side, they had sweet potato fries again, so if I'm housebound for a bit at least I'll have treats

The number of people who think they have my OG gmail address & use it for *account recovery* is just bonkers. If I got a nickel for each one, the Tiktok emails alone would make me a billionaire 🙄

this has been my life for the past week 🫩

Hello Spooky Season!💀 On Wing and Mourning. Watercolor and ink. #art #watercolor #darkart

so sick of mucus 😒

a wee coo does a wee moo. ❤️

feeling too wretched for clay class 😭 at least it's not raku week, I absolutely must be well for that 🔥

ok, I got the z-pack and the steroids and the inhaler and I'm resting and hydrating and taking hot showers and have consumed so much hot lemon and honey I'm turning yellow and would very much love this stupid fucking bronchitis to go the fuck away already 😣

I would love just one day without Symptoms Or just one Symptom, that'd be cool, too

woke up feeling nearly decent! experience has taught me it's a lie so I'm gonna rest anyway 😂😭

I used to love when temps dropped (it's *very* early for the desert this year) but my breathing apparatuses are HATING IT my choices are: 1. concrete-filled nose & wheezing chest 2. nose literally pouring snot & lungs hacking up lungbutter fuck the meatsack, seriously

There should be a way for insomniac spoonies to regen spoons that isn't sleep 🫩

spent three entire days resting like my life depended on it & I still feel like ass I also did way more plotting & want to start actually carrying out the plots but the meatsack says no 😐

Capricorn: One skill that will help this week is hibernation. Seriously. Try to figure out how to turn into a bear.

Ugh, first they don't renew PONIES and now they've not renewed fucking Ride or Die?! Fucking cowardly bullshit. But let's absolutely get fifty more shows about the shittiest men to ever live 🤬

Spent the day hardcore resting after a physically and emotionally draining week, which I badly needed, and once I'd recovered enough HP to sit upright, spent the rest of the day reading and plotting 😈

How fun is it when the people at the emergency vet know your name? Thor is fine but the panic attack he gave me was one of the worst I've ever had, just glad I managed to not throw up in the waiting room 🙃

omg you guys my dog. she just sat down on a pile of blankets, pulled her front feet up into the loaf position, and just like. fell forward onto the blankets 🤭

I could really do without my recurring nightmare recurring nightly right now 😑

inside-the-house contractors who are not shitty about masking up are the fucking best. PHX peeps, I have plumber recs if you need one!

Doctors appointments ruin the entire day

so I'm weaning myself off the drug that causes my extreme digestive issues & fuck me if it isn't actually making things worse on its way out 🤨 I'm taking LESS of you, why am I MORE nauseated and bloated?! fuck offffff

having to dRaW OmG to visualize my ideas for clay class & it's so goddamn hard, I've used my eraser more than my pencil, this is so extremely not my forte still not asking the stupid fucking planet-raping stealing lying machine tho

Hello yes I have been awake since 2am

Remember. The only way to become a terrifying legend of the old forest is to wander into the old forest and do terrifying and legendary things.