Small Robots

Would you like to order a little picture of a robot? I'm offering commissions of existing robots in a new style that can use as icons for stuff or whatever you like! Prices start at £20 per picture. Contact me on here if you're interested.

Looking to raise $60 today to cover medicine costs for a pharmacy delivery this afternoon

[CN. Food] 7) Spookycakebot. Brings you spooky cakes. Not as sophisticated as Bloodbot, so unfortunately brings you them even when you don't want them so you end up with far too many and get scared. #SmallRobootsRemastered #Halloween

There are now literal national Level election results PROVING we get things done when we boost people who can help, not shrill little bigot scum looking to get paid in oxygen and blood. Listen to Stew.

This is weirdly sweet!

“AI’s answer helped me create the rule that if an item was useful but didn’t need to be accessed regularly, the closet was probably a good home for it.” oh my god

"enter if you dare" is pretty much standard operation procedure for all locations

pumpkin done 🔪🎃

This masterpiece, by CPHigson heckifiknowcomics.tumblr.com

It is, ultimately, damaging your ability to accomplish things long term or to win elections long term because you assume that you can't change the framing of the conversation even though changing the framing is a tool that's right there for you to grasp. It's incompetence. Malpractice.

Kid on the train, probably about 3: mummy I will check the weather Is handed phone, then looks up Kid: mummy how do I get to the weather She shows him, he looks it over somberly. Kid, with great gravity: it is going to rain forever

Bluesky has four kinds of users.

Well I have an adamantium skeleton so I guess maybe Nightcrawler?

6) Spoopbot. Even death cannot defeat hope! Unquiet spirits, restless dead, harken! Rise. Terrify. Haunt. #SmallRobootsRemastered #Halloween

Once more we enter the season of bandwagon-jumping ads. 'You'll be TERRIFIED by how cheap these socks are!' 'These deals will to make you rouse the dead from their graves and tell them to buy a sofa!' 'Order pizza or we'll fucking kill you with an axe!'

I was just stopped in the street by a lady who said she was a witch, and offered to show me her pussy, which I thought was a little familiar.

what gets me is that every time the assholes lose, their lives aren’t actually worse off in any meaningful way. they get to be grumpy about stuff that doesn’t concern them, but they don’t lose any rights and they still own everything. but when they win, everyone who’s not them suffers.

Me: I don't see any reason to use AI Slop peddlers: You know how you want to sell books but you hate writing? Me: No, I love writing. The only reason I care about selling books is so I can afford to write instead of getting a real job Slop peddlers: Oh. Well... You know how you hate your kids?

THIS IS NOW AN EMERGENCY REQUEST. Cell phone and internet will be cut off after 9:00 PM PDT tonite. Looking to raise another $200-$250 to keep services ON. Please help as I am continuing to apply and interview for jobs to get back to financial stability. Please help!

Okay, a load of people did that joke already, and as it was in poor taste anyway, I deleted it.

Please do give this a share. I'm rather proud of my photography, and it would be absolutely lovely to get this in front of more people/make more sales. I don't actually advertise this anywhere - and really should! - so word of mouth is vital! Any shares really, genuinely appreciated <3

I keep forgetting to post this but I made myself a @smolrobots.bsky.social robot

Right, soldiers - let’s see if we can get this bad boy over the £10k mark before the end of October. Whether you’re a celebrity with silly money or someone with a spare fiver, every penny helps so much & you get exclusive show-related rewards www.crowdfunder.co.uk/p/its-a-supe...

I remember always finding it weird that my Christmas nostalgia was for 70s-style tackiness despite growing up in the 80s and 90s, then realised that it was because regular people (particularly working parents with better things to do) don't or can't keep up with cutting edge fashion.

Disco pie!

*wokely implies that adhd is when you can't concern yourself with knowing anything about your child*