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I think I genuinely forgot to announce that I've been the Gaming Editor of the UK's biggest technology website for more than seven months now. You can find my contact email for article pitches or press releases on my author page, or reach out via DMs to chat!

today we play a fun game called "will airport security get weird about me carrying four separate phones"

very much enjoying seeing all the comically chubby squirrels around

Finally caved and got the limited edition Oshi No Ko themed Seiko watch. Incredibly garish but also very cute!

MW4's zip gun is genuinely foul lmao

Just had a cheddar, egg, and pickled onion sandwich. Truly Victorian child maxxing.

just asked a waiter if they take Diner's Club and they said, and I quote, "what the f*** is that, are you making that up"

whiskey bubble tea

$72.90 of Old Spice currently in Amazon basket. Please let me know if you have any recommendations

Played about five hours of Modern Warfare 4 DMZ and it's a pretty excellent, streamlined take on the extraction shooter so far. It would be good as a standalone game, but feels like downright ridiculous value when bundled with the best campaign in a decade and tightly designed multiplayer.

Forget "what's your favourite colour" and get ready for "what's your favourite video game adaptation of Bernard Werber's 1991 novel Empire of the Ants because there are two for some reason"

whoever invented Slim Fit suits has gotta go bro

Amazon has randomly started offering under 30 minute delivery to my house. It's mainly available on food, but I can also apparently get a copy of Marvel's Wolverine in 27 minutes which sounds more like a threat than anything else

It's been a while since I last appeared in a magazine, so obviously I jumped on the opportunity to review Halloween: The Game for SFX! On shelves now at the finest newsagents and supermarkets near you.

Finally got to meet @dashiellwood.com IRL today so definitely one of the better Tuesdays

downright catastrophic look from the waitress when I ordered two strawberry mimosas while visibly fucked

out for a cheeky pizza express solo meal

Silent Hill Townfall's stealth system getting obliterated in a post-launch update is a great example of how some games are totally wrecked a few weeks after they come out because the general audience literally cannot handle any level of friction

Here's a fun little exclusive interview with the CEO of high-end watchmaker Hamilton about the brand's upcoming Modern Warfare 4 collaboration and how its Hollywood history shapes its approach to the gaming world.

Honestly stunning environmental design throughout this game

Big news, gents: the Heinz website is currently offering a free 400ml Light Mayo when you spend £20

This is an awful looking skin, but the completely unnecessary tactical tummy window did get a laugh

absolutely gagged me

how it feels

can we please cancel @mel.bzky.team

this is how i look irl if u even care

next level twink tech in AION 2

CRAB is hiring

TV ad jumpscare

anyone else remember when Autochess was a popular genre for like exactly 6 months

on that captain price drip

oomf said i look better letting my hair go curly... much to think about

the new free Black Ops 7 bundle is fire

cheers

Will probably change by tomorrow, but here are my 9 games

the M40 is awesome because you get to go 70mph in a deserted left lane until you come up behind someone going 55mph in the middle of the completely empty road for no discernable reason, slown down to cross two entire lanes to overtake them and return to the left (this happens every 10-15 minutes)

me seeing a guy sitting in the row in front of me start trying to smoke in the middle of my already massively delayed flight

British supermarkets are operating on a level of lunch time innovation simply impossible to achieve in any other nation

this is my full Resident Evil review

they literally already made the movie these people want to see btw (obviously it's awful)

Still sad this album has been completely nuked from every streaming service because it has BY FAR the best cover of the Cutie Honey theme

gf has started calling me her "useless moid"

A match made in racing heaven: #Umamusume Pretty Derby is the first video game to be the Official Event Partner of the MotoGP Motul Grand Prix of Japan 2026. Thanks @dashiellwood.com for sharing! See his @techradar.com report for what awaits spectators: www.techradar.com/gaming/mobil... #BestOPS

T-shirt that says "Proud to be referenced on Grokipedia"