Dave Bailey

This hallowe'en, don't let your children go into any 'haunted house' in the neighbourhood. They'll go in as a pirate, and come out as a ballerina. The president said so. Probably.

The 69 Eyes weren't the first Goth band, but they were probably the first to outgoth goth. youtu.be/TRUYs2cKcX0

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Irony: in America, the 2nd amendment is almost necessary to save you from... The 2nd amendment. Too many idiots with guns.

And yet no democrat has the balls to get time on TV and scream "THIS IS ABSOLUTE FUCKING BULLSHIT!" They'll just shrug and say that it isn't worth dignifying with a reply. But if people believe it, and some will, IT'S WORTH A FUCKING REPLY!

Can you imagine teslas flying around, piloted by people stupid enough to buy one?

"DON'T YOU CALL THE MAR A LAGO LADIES UGLY, THAT'S SEXIST!" No, it's a relief valve for the rage we feel when they choose gender affirming care that they want to deny to others. Not our fault if they turned out like fucking gargoyles.

Mr. Davis pulls no punches in his analysis, and I agree: America is probably finished in just a few weeks, if not sooner. Get out while you still can, or arm yourselves. youtu.be/CxL_kPReRps

Hit every one.

Mr. hastert, your room is ready. And remember; no smoking.

dennis hastert, another dead pedophile. Good. Wait for the outpouring of grief from magats, and laugh in their faces.

Most people have a hobby. Carney stood in a goaltenders crease and took pucks to the face. trump slapped children who fought back against rape. We are not the same.

The more I hear about the 'people' who work for ICE and DHS, the more I think of the advertising line for the first Police Academy movie back in 1984: "Any sane person could apply. No sane person did."

Now that felon47 has his big victory over Denmark and Greenland, maybe Canada can get him to endorse the Rush-Bagot Treaty. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rush%E2...

Now that Bubba Brainworm is going to do something about chemtrails, is it a poor time to invest in tinfoil?

If the FBI is okay with bestiality, may kash patel get fisted by an elephant.

kushner and witkoff did not got to Moscow to negotiate a peace deal. They were there to get their marching orders from putin.

I thought that Americans were proud of their revolution. But George III wasn't as crazy as this tyrant.

Let's normalise referring to natalie harp as 'The Groom of the Stool.'

The only way that guy could have a job now is to become a spokesperson for a duct tape manufacturer.

Anyone who believes in faith healing is a danger to humanity. Anyone even remotely involved in the death of a child due to belief in faith healing should be held criminally responsible. youtu.be/DxvibuDi3mU

The White House should henceforth be referred to as the Canadian Army Fire Training Facility. IYKYK

In a statement from the White House (aka 'Incompetence Central') king of the pedos said that since Lake ONTARIO is deeper on the the American side, it has more water, therefore should be theirs. We could have an equal claim because ONTARIO has a longer shoreline on the lake. This is soooo stupid.

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Guinness Book of World Records idea: Which town on the shore of Lake ONTARIO can hold the largest 'Throw Your Middle Finger at trump' party?

My alter-ego youtu.be/-dE8n_sXC1g

Stolen from another page. Whoever made this is a fucking genius.

He is certifiably insane. You know exactly who I mean.

From now on, anyone sending mail to the city of Ontario, California, will be required to address it to America, California. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

Here's an idea regarding the entire 'trans women in women's washrooms' debate: Have 2 washrooms. One is signed as genderless. The other is labeled 'No trans people allowed!' It would also, of course, be genderless. It would keep the phobes away from people with brains, and give them brain cramps.

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Given his recent statements about Canada, it's time to take this off the rack again and hang it up.

The last-minute changes to the trade agreement between Canada and America was a calculated move to blow it up and make Canada look bad. Don't fall for it.

REPUBLICANS STAND FOR AMERICA, AND THAT MEANS FREEDOM! EXCEPT FOR THIS, THAT, THE OTHER, YOU, THEM, AND ANYTHING WE DON'T LIKE!

So, melania trump hasn't been seen in public for a month. Is she in a seedy motel shooting porn flicks with mitch mcconnell? You can thank me later for that mental image.

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My alter ego youtu.be/4Rnp6FYQx7c

So ice agents are getting electric shock gloves. Given how incompetent and poorly trained they are, they'll be a bigger threat to themselves for the first few weeks. Could be fun to watch.

Erwin Schrödinger was born on this date in 1887. Has anyone checked his casket lately?

For my fellow Canadians: Would 'Banff' be pronounced the same way if it only had one 'f'? Things like this keep me up at night.

Why has not an enterprising Canadian distiller, or brewer, or vintner, marketed a product labeled 86/47? I would buy that shit.

"Will no one rid me of this turbulent potus? Release the trumpstein files!" Henry II of England