DaveB.

There is life before A Talking Cat!?!, and life after A Talking Cat!?! There is no in-between. www.rifftrax.com/offers

“Women are too emotional.”

I’d say the only thing me and Eddie Rabbitt have in common, is that we both love a rainy night.

apparently a brown recluse bit Kyle Rittenhouse…hope the spider is ok.

#Trump

McCormick Introduces New Transdermal Gravy Patch https://theonion.com/mccormick-introduces-new-transdermal-gravy-patch/

Drop some CAPES

Paying more for everything?

Just saw a clip of a recent live performance by David Lee Roth (I like Van Halen, btw)

#Monday

When Trump wants a new ballroom

#LifelessonsfromyourCat Nap more 😴

#GimmeAPetAndIWill name him George

#Caturday

#FridayNight youtu.be/TO0rC1zBMyY?...

Wait, that's not Burl Ives saving time in a bottle?

Pick your 5th Ninja Turtle: Glupshitto

Whispering “Sizzler” in your lover’s ear used to mean something.

"He who smelt it, dealt it."

There’s only so much America’s Funniest Home Videos one man can take.

To the person that just followed me on the other site, I’m sure you’re a wonderful human being but…

If you're ever feeling down in the dumps about your lot in life, take solace that your last name isn't "Gooch".

Share someone who looks stylish wearing boots

#Melania

There is no McTry.

#dog youtube.com/shorts/UL-8W...

His depends are currently at DEFCON 1

What? You don’t like The Weather Channel RetroCast feature?

The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me. It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."

#RandomMovieGif #currentevents

SCOTUS

🎶Tell my mother I'm going home, I have been destroyed by hippie powers...🎶

The sheer stupidity of this has left me speechless. 🙄

#breakingnews Jelly Roll still sucks

#RandomTelevisionGif

Does Tom Brady have to be involved in everything?

"Prove Me Wrong"

TFW you're browsing the channels on Sirius XM and realize there's a Yacht Rock station

“Ugh, I can actually hear you getting fatter.”

Post a dance or you’re eliminated.

Post a dance or you’re eliminated.

#RandomTelevisionGif