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The audacity of Walmart, the Scroogiest of all companies, bastardizing Muppets Christmas Carol for their fucking Christmas commercials is really just the cherry on top of the late-stage capitalist shit cake that is 2026.

Tonight’s jam:

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#VintageHalloween 1989 Wendy's Fingles Play-Doh mold finger puppets kids' meals prize.

Well this is friggin’ adorable.

All witch brooms should make fart sounds when flying.

I bet it feels so good to wake up and have a bat fly out of your ear.

Now watching:

Oh yuck, my Twizzlers are crawling with Scorpions!

Silver Bullet (1985) 📽 dir. Daniel Attias #31DaysOfHorrorVhsEdition 📼 #Spooktober 👻🎃🖤

Look at the details, like McBoo pails! 🥹

This Halloween short film is so cute! Made with puppets & miniatures.

My son, who is missing two front teeth, is running around the house with no shirt on, acid-wash jeans, and a pewter dinosaur pendant on a chain hanging down to his belly. I told him he looks like he came from an episode of COPS (not that he even knows what that means).

This just shot to the top of my must-see list. While writing a monograph on historical theories of memory, Béatrice, a respected academic, is beguiled by the allegedly true story of the Chronovisor, an occult device said to reproduce visuals from any point in history on a TV screen.

Tag yourself! Which vintage Halloween McNugget buddy are you? I'm the cross-eyed pumpkin because it's not even Halloween yet and I've already Halloweened too hard this year.

Day 20 Graboids. My son would totally want to try an eat one if he could, just saying…

My son got a life-sized blue and pink skeleton for his birthday and now it’s his new best friend.

Finished product: Halloween pasta salad with mozzarella cheese skulls & balsamic glaze dots for the eye sockets.

Making mozzarella cheese skulls for Halloween pasta salad.

And there it is, the moment I knew I was falling in love with this movie.

The Mall Phantom being a martial arts expert makes perfect sense and I’m absolutely here for it.

Oh thank goodness, I was hoping there’d be an arcade scene.

Kay-Bee Toys!

I like how they’ve set up the love triangle/conflict here.

I’m having fun scrutinizing the background of all the mall shots trying to recognize old stores.

Love this shot.

Pauly Shore dishing out soft serve and practical jokes at The Chill Factor ice cream shop at the mall. I’m in the good place.

I am loving this so far. I regret that I’ve put off watching it for so long.

I love the look of Sleuth’s Grill & Bar. Clever way to incorporate the detective element from the Gaston Leroux version of Phantom, if that’s what they were going for.

I had to look up Tiger’s Milk bars to see if they were real, I thought it was made up.

Wow, if I had known Pauly Shore was in this, I would have...still probably not watched it sooner. But I would have at least thought about it.

Now watching:

EBENEZER starring Johnny Depp has been rated PG-13 for "Frightening material." Director Ti West stated that he aimed to make a "spookier version" of the classic Charles Dickens tale "than ever before." In theaters November 13.

Anyone else enjoy these Spooky Graveyard mellowcremes? They’re pretty good!

Our local comic shop was giving out some free books to trick-or-treaters today.

Walked by a nail salon while out with the kids trick-or-treating earlier and I wanted to steal this poster.

My daughter got an Aracna web shooter for her Spider-Gwen costume and this is our life now. It comes with glow-in-the-dark string!

Post trick or treating (the town has an early afternoon event), I found one of these in my kid’s buckets. PARENTS, CHECK YOUR KID’S CANDY! THERE MIGHT BE CHRISTMAS IN THEIR BUCKETS! <hissing cat noise here>

Fuck yeah I did.

Real Ninja Turtles know where the good shit is.