DaveyGandthe

Well... Just crossed over with my 3,000th follower. Welcome. Thank you for finding me. It's all naps and coffee and music and politics and dumb jokes and #Orioles baseball, #Svengoolie over here. And my zine. daveygandthe.neocities.org

Just thinking about how much my teams suck but holy hell I would not want to be a Rays fan dropping serious cash to be overrun by Brewers fans and completely getting our asses kicked as the life force falls away from your body.

That guy who made the last out....

This is the kind of inning that crushes your soul if you have a soul.

Damn, Brewers blowing it open I can start winding down early.

Wow...Chandler Simpson vs Wall.

It's gonna be 4 degrees colder tomorrow. Fuck.

Noooooo. 😢😢😢Nuclear wessels......we....made it.... Cossacks.... RiP Mr. Chekov. Rip Walter Koenig.

I'm wearing new pants which reflect my updated bodily dimensions.

May the fjords consume him, as they probably say over there, I don't know, I can't be bothered to look it up. He sucks.

I'm out. #Ravens

Mas Cuevas y mas Flores , por favor.

Pys pretty young scientist.... Songs Michael Jackson didn't write. #Svengoolie #HouseofSvengoolie

2-0 breathe @goldgiraffes.bsky.social

I talk a lot of shit but I just really like baseball .

Obama is one of the only politicians I like.

This was tonight . There were about 7 deer in the park.

I'm missing my weekly TAS viewing for this game. #Svengoolie #HouseofSvengoolie

Woooooo you hit the ball the other way, you unselfish little team player you....

Tourang?

Which guys are you using? Top guys.

No, Fox 45 loves reporting on anything bad in Baltimore. They are fuckers who aren't helping shit.

Holy shit. Dropped the ball

Frelicking good!!!

Tmobile at least has the decency to make it age 55. #Svengoolie #HouseofSvengoolie

Blow up the damn what? #Svengoolie #HouseofSvengoolie

Well...the news at 1030 means I need to make some hard choices soon..put the game on the big TV, put #HouseofSvengoolie on FRNDLY app

Jeez, NOW you want to save the monster. #Svengoolie #HouseofSvengoolie

Yeah, you really thought dr frank placed this castle there for the view? It was for the water power. #Svengoolie #HouseofSvengoolie

boop boop boop...POST! #Svengoolie #HouseofSvengoolie

I mean, not to blow up the whole Consumer Cellular model. But it is based on some bullshit logic. #Svengoolie #HouseofSvengoolie

Interesting...Consumer Cellular assumes you will use less data when you're over 50. Meanwhile.... Here we are. #Svengoolie #HouseofSvengoolie

I'd say more than anything, being the wolfman or the Hulk is just super inconvenient , lots of....where the hell am I and how did I get here? #Svengoolie #HouseofSvengoolie

I'd take a picture of the album cover but then I'd have to turn on the light and....it's a whole thing. #Svengoolie #HouseofSvengoolie

Maybe he's just....too tough to die. #Svengoolie #HouseofSvengoolie

Best thing ever. Saw Star Wars 100 times. Superfuzz...Rich Littles Robin Hood. Superman 2. #Svengoolie #HouseofSvengoolie

They used to show American Werewolf in London during that magical year we had free HBO. #Svengoolie #HouseofSvengoolie

He has the kavorka. #Svengoolie #HouseofSvengoolie

When the moon is full I turn into a werewolf. I am literally describing what a werewolf is . #Svengoolie #HouseofSvengoolie

Do you mind if I use your telephone? Low on charge, bro. Use your own. #Svengoolie #HouseofSvengoolie

This was a mouthful to type. #Svengoolie #HouseofSvengoolie

Do you mean you literally can't die, or do you mean you can't die, 'I have too much left to do' kind of can't die? #Svengoolie #HouseofSvengoolie

"I'm a murderer!" Yeah, sure why not. "You aren't supposed to say that!" #Svengoolie #HouseofSvengoolie

Oh, Cardiff? Is Dr Who there? #Svengoolie #HouseofSvengoolie

Dude is dead and in the ground. Can we please let Bill Buckner's error go? #WorldSeries

We don't prefer the term gypsy woman. We prefer the term mobile roving person. #Svengoolie #HouseofSvengoolie