David Faris

These racist, festering lesions don’t get to dictate what it means to be an American.

Holy shit, this rules

Had re-activated Facebook to help hire babysitters and do marketplace stuff but even that feels gross now. What a nightmare.

Buh-bye, Dodgers. We will not miss you.

Your love for your children is never more powerful than at dropoff the day after a long weekend.

Maybe the most unified America has ever been about anything. Beat the Dodgers, help save the 2027 season with an all-small-market World Series. Make some nice, long-suffering fans happy.

The kind of stuff that will take the “competitive” out of “competitive authoritarianism” pretty quick.

The term everyone is dancing around is "secret police", a hallmark of totalitarian regimes.

This is depraved and so is a country that lets them do it.

Every single story about what the destructive collision between AI and our phones is doing to us is somehow more depressing than the last.

He’s not dead until a majority of -Republicans- agrees.

Another thank you card you can address to John Roberts.

Now we’re cookin’.

Flipping the North Carolina legislature would be incredible. Great thread here.

The coordinated campaign of claims about how the US has normalized Hormuz and thus has won the war isn't convincing anyone. Not only is the military operation unsustainable, it isn't addressing the cascading series of bottlenecks and shortages caused by the ongoing crisis. New for @thenation.com

Trumpmentum!

The Phillies threw $300 million worth of starting pitchers and the Braves went with a bullpen game started by a guy with 72 career innings pitched and I'm sure you can imagine how this has worked out for the 2026 Philadelphia Phillies.

What a tragedy. One should be allowed to dismantle democracy piece by piece and deprive millions of people of core constitutional rights over the course of two decades and still vacation in peace!

Relatable.

Come into the hopium den with me, @maryharris.bsky.social and @lizzieohreally.bsky.social. Great fun to be back on What Next!

This video, man.

Not the headline we were hoping for, fellow Phillies lunatics.

Jesus Fucking Christ.

Are you mad at the New York Times today because of the poll or the list?

I had not seen this clip where Tammy Duckworth advises Democrats to "not impeach anybody," "get back to work" and "allow" Donald Trump to "save face" and I would just like to remind the senator from IL that the federal government took 4,000 Chicagoans and murdered a 38-year-old father last fall.

RCP never tells me when they are putting something I wrote on their front page but I can always tell by the sudden influx of weird emails from aggrieved right-wingers.

My super awesome wife Sheerine Alemzadeh is publishing a book on December 15th, a labor of love called "Survivor Genius: A New Vision for Ending Gender-based Violence." I've read it and it is really amazing. Please consider a pre-order, 10% of proceeds would go to @healingtoaction.bsky.social.

The political environment right now for the GOP is like what would have happened in 2020 if Trump himself had created Covid in a lab and unleashed it on purpose.

While it's in some ways welcome to be relieved of Trump's weekly, market-manipulating pronouncements about Iran "begging" for a deal that's just around the corner, his newfound disinterest in ending the war is colliding with the gathering risk of further disasters. New for @thenation.com

Ok I’ll bite what is “Ed Sheeran”?

Look, the geniuses at MAGA candidate selection headquarters put yet another senate seat on the board.

Yeah so we’re going to need 52 seats, folks.

You’ve gotta use AI because it’s the future. But also it’ll take your job. But also it’ll create a paradise on earth and solve most of our problems. But also it’ll end humanity soon. But also you’ll get left behind if you don’t use it right now.