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I probably post about politics too much but my shitposts are incredible.

The prequels got reevaluated from boring failures to interesting failures just in time for the internet era where everything is either trash or genius so interesting failures have to be secret masterpieces.

Genuinely think he can get up to 420% by the end of his term.

Hall of Fame Tweets my dog would post Pt. 14

Current Me: As her politics became more extreme some fans of Harry Potter claimed authorship for themselves. 2016 Me: Of course, an inevitable result of modern fan culture. Did they make the books non-canon or... Current Me: They made Malfoy a girl so they could fuck a Tsundere Nazi. 2016 Me: ...

This is my dog's one neuron for sure.

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Girls who use the terminal will be like "you can just do that in the terminal"

Long ago the four types of BlueSky users lived in harmony. But everything changed when the fire nation attacked.

This is going to be the funniest shit to Surf Dracula. 9 episodes of ominous shots of birds then a bunch of pelicans kill Sarah Snook's daughter or whatever in the finale.

ngl the bible seems derivative as hell if you've already watched a ton of mecha anime

Oh so like…the motherfuckin’ moooooon.

Politico wrote up Zohran playing basketball with the uncovering-a-big-scandal tone the same day the NYTimes wrote up "credible allegation that The President of the United States raped a woman" as a political strategy story. Broken media in a nutshell

Now this may sound like a republican argument and result in the exact same outcomes as being a republican but it's very different because you still get invited to the cool parties and you get to scream "don't punch left!" when somebody points out you suck ass exactly like a republican.

We are go for launch. I repeat we are go for launch.

I feel like the broader Dropout audience wouldn't have appreciated all the deep cut Midsummer riffs my wife and I were doing watching this but like 15-20% of their audience would have loved it.

RIP to an incredible actor, Alfred Bester is one of my all time favorite Lawful Evil villains

I know it’s just me getting older but at this point when I stop paying attention to any kind of media for six months I come back to headlines like “why isn’t Grancho with Constance yet on this season of Prance despite the books?” and I’m already old enough to worry I’m having a stroke stop helping.

Real "we are so fucking back" vibe tonight versus the "it is so fucking over" after Brazil's first round vis-à-vis democracy.

"You can't conceive, nor can I, the appalling strangeness of the median voter," says Graham Greene Party.

People shouldn't make fun of this. It's really tough to learn you've married a shadow on a wall.

NATHAN FIELDER: So now that you’ve seen it, can you tell me what was funny about that bit? ELIZABETH HOLMES: *smiling like the Smile Demon from the Smile horror movie series* The guy took a really long time to describe what his family’s act was

Dr Strange porting into the sanctum Sanctorum Wong: oh hey, welcome back! Strange (picking up bankruptcy paperwork): Blade’s haunted. Wong: What? Strange: Blade’s haunted.

I swear to God when the GOP tries to overthrow democracy after the election (and immediately fails because republicans are all cowards and they'll fold the moment somebody with a gun tells them no) literally everybody I see blaming democrats is catching a block I do not care if you are a mutual.

Oh wait can I change my answer to that viral thread a week or two back about the first media that scared the shit out of you as a kid?

On the one hand I always thought it was silly to believe that nominating a Nazi rapist then going “oops our bad” wasn’t going to cost us and on the other Maine voters are all extremely cursed morons and should be banished back to whatever shadow realm Stephen King found them in.

doesn't matter. don't care. regulate them.

Looper (2012)

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